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Guns & Roses	For ensuring that no one can sing Bob Dylan's 'Knocking on Heavens Door" without putting that fucking annoying 'ay, ay, ay ay yeah' bit in between the chorus lines....and for generally being tossers.

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		dandyboy on Tue 27 May 2008 said... Cycle-short wearing ginger cunt, that Axyl Rose. Slash was cool though.
		catfood on Tue 27 May 2008 said... song isn't much cop with or without it to be honest, and they've done enough for modern music to allow us to forgive em i reckin.
		Topguntop on Tue 27 May 2008 said... i actually prefer singing it that way, more twanging the better i reckon .
		Dollydagger on Tue 27 May 2008 said... I wish I hated them, but I don't.
		MrsMoon on Tue 27 May 2008 said... I never understood at the time why they were so big and Axl Rose, for fuck's sake, that ginger hair and cycling shorts combo was about as sexy as Paul Potts covered in his own shit.
		redexile on Tue 27 May 2008 said... Slash is from Stoke (true!)
		chinky on Tue 27 May 2008 said... Appetite for Destruction is the best rock album ever. Even if Axl is a cock (W. Axl Rose = Oral Sex (True!) just to give another fax everyone knows.
		Barbersmith on Tue 27 May 2008 said... Bob Dylan sings like he's wearing his ipod.
		Kentpumas on Tue 27 May 2008 said... Slash and Duff...cool as fuck. Axl Rose....ginger twat. Chinese Democracy? No actually gives a shit about it anymore Axl.
		OhGod on Tue 27 May 2008 said... Met all of Velevet Revolver a couples of years back, all fucking ace, as were G n' R. Except Waxl of course, fucking cocksucker.
		MrsMoon on Tue 27 May 2008 said... Slash looked like he wore the same clothes for 8 years, must of reeked to high heaven...has anyone ever seen his eyes? Do they exist? Without his hat and shades he must look like a mole.
		Krooner on Tue 27 May 2008 said... I have this problem with the Bee Gee's hit 'Staying Alive' every time without fail I do the "Get raw with the fever on the dance floor" bit from that awful 90's version. Also 'Too Fast For Love' by Motley Crue is the best rock album ever.
		dandyboy on Tue 27 May 2008 said... See also that 90s version of Fontella Bass' Rescue Me, with the 'do it like this and do it like that' rap in it...
		JiggeryCock on Tue 27 May 2008 said... Krooner - me too with 'Living Doll' by Cliff Richard. Just want to do it like The Young Ones when I get blootered enough to hit the Karaoke.
		boggzy on Tue 27 May 2008 said... That Young Ones' Living Doll was a classic!
		BurningWheel on Tue 27 May 2008 said... Fields of Athenry is always destroyed by 'Oh baby, let the free birds fly', too, by a bunch of drooling dimwits.
		CaptainCuntflaps on Tue 27 May 2008 said... I saw them at Donington in 1988 and never understood what the fuss was about - my girlfriend dragged me to see them at Wembley in 1991 and it was without a doubt the shittest gig I've ever been to (Nine Inch Nails were alright, though)
		McCrack on Tue 27 May 2008 said... Still, All saints still have the title of most gratuitous rape of a song for that cover of under the bridge.
		chinky on Tue 27 May 2008 said... Has anyone seen that clip of Slash on CD:UK? Can't even find it on youtube anymore. He talks about getting a blow job in a bar on kids morning tv. Pretty classic. Cat Deeley asked him something ridiculous like "whats the maddest thing that's happened to you on tour?"
		CaptainCuntflaps on Tue 27 May 2008 said... It would have been better if it were revealed that Slash had given Cat Deeley an angry pirate and that's why she's goz-eyed.
		gak on Tue 27 May 2008 said... thats so weird i was just listening to a cover of that song and thinking exactly the same thing
		buzzybelew on Tue 27 May 2008 said... Comedy Metal Band Number 1?
		dandyboy on Tue 27 May 2008 said... I dare anyone to watch the video for November Rain and then argue that point Buzzy.
		kwebb on Tue 27 May 2008 said... Slash was born in Hampstead. 2nd Slash guitar solo in November Rain is fantastic.
		chinky on Tue 27 May 2008 said... The phrase "I'm going for a slash" usually results in my mates vocalising that 2nd guitar solo.
		dandyboy on Tue 27 May 2008 said... Is that the clifftop by the church one?
		teddypendennis on Tue 27 May 2008 said... I fucking hate Guns and Roses. They also made an abortion out of Sympathy For The Devil. "That much talent".... pinches fingers
		HeroicDose on Tue 27 May 2008 said... When Appetite was released it gave Eighties metal the kick up the arse it sorely needed, although their follow up albums were not that great and Axl Rose is a total fuckstick. However, bland hair bands like Europe and Def Leppard can definitely go fuck themselves up their permed, bleached sphincters. Cranks up Sabbath
		kwebb on Tue 27 May 2008 said... No - the one where he walks all over Ginger Bollocks' piano.
		buzzybelew on Tue 27 May 2008 said... You can't beat a bit of Fireclown.
		bowelhazard on Tue 27 May 2008 said... Is it just me, or is anyone else thinking of changing their name to Axl Nase?
		MrsMoon on Tue 27 May 2008 said... It's the raw, dirty thrust of Zeppelin or nowt for me.
		kwebb on Tue 27 May 2008 said... I am now known as Axl Grease. Name changed.
		sociopathicgrin on Tue 27 May 2008 said... I fear I may have an attack of the vapours if Mrs Moon says 'raw, dirty thrust' again.
		MrBeefy on Tue 27 May 2008 said... I must be alone in my loathing of this band's painful noise.
		Flashman1933 on Wed 28 May 2008 said... No Beefy, your not. They are truly dreadful and grotesquely overrated. Music for people who don't actually like music - see also Queen.
		Flashman1933 on Wed 28 May 2008 said... Oh and Mrs M, I'm with you on that last comment 100%.
		Nadiestar on Wed 28 May 2008 said... Axl and the boys sure got a lot more pussy than any of you guys on here ever have or ever will. They rocked and still do though i loathe hearing Sweet Child for the millionth time (yawn) Agree with Moon on Zep and also the Who rocked and flashman go and die Queen rule (just not the late 80's Queen)
		zammosbird on Wed 28 May 2008 said... sherman tank aLERT
		littleleopard82 on Wed 28 May 2008 said... didnt they call one album spaghetti junction ??? fancy naming it ....and oh back in the day when all the girls at school used to go " oooo axl rose hehe its oral sex hehe" oh BORE OFF
		SaleoftheCentury on Wed 28 May 2008 said... Jesus Christ some of you have come down in the world.......I didn't realise that some many respondents who were in their late teens/early 20's, in the mid 80's had been in bigger multi platinum selling rock bands, playing to millions, even better drugs, dirtier 'ruder' girls, travelling the world over platinum class, etc. etc Rock and Roll, is not just about the music, GnR made some top, top songs and lets face if you had been 18 or so at the time most people would have killed to have been in the band. Bunch of jealous cunts.
		MrsMoon on Wed 28 May 2008 said... No one thus far has mentioned Mr Rose's cat's arse on fire- like, shrieking voice, truly one of the worst vocalists of all time...used to go right through me, like nails down a fucking blackboard.
		littleleopard82 on Wed 28 May 2008 said... mmmmm sweet child i think is worst culprit Mrs Moon .....and the video for November rain is soooooooooooo gay its , but in their heyday i suppose they were adored by millions just not us ....
		catfood on Wed 28 May 2008 said... ORLY? not a bit unlike robert fucking plant then.
		SaleoftheCentury on Wed 28 May 2008 said... Possibly true MM, but I really do think that he wrote beautiful, sad and very romantic lyrics (sometimes) which probably appealed to 18 year old male Wulfrunians at the time.
		jacobsdad on Wed 28 May 2008 said... Come on their version of "Live and Let Die" was MUCH better than that cunt McCartney's.
		catfood on Wed 28 May 2008 said... unfortunately L&LD falls into the unfortunate category of songs with a slab of faux white man's reggae stuck in the middle of it - see the police, eric clapton and 10cc... still, second best bond theme.
		HeroicDose on Wed 28 May 2008 said... Forgot about the 'reggae' bit. Nearly as bad as hearing UB40, the cunts. Why play multiple chords when you can just use the one you like most. Chink chink, chink. Chink chink, chink. Wankers.
		MrsMoon on Wed 28 May 2008 said... How have UB40 lasted so long? Listening to the Quo of reggae's greatest hits would be torture for me.
		teddypendennis on Wed 28 May 2008 said... "Axl and the boys sure got a lot more pussy than any of you guys on here ever have or ever will." Well Tom Jones and whats-his-name-Inglesias probably got even more "pussy" than G n R, so are you going to rock-out to them now?, you fucking knob!
		RandySpooge on Wed 28 May 2008 said... I don't usually get angry. But I'm going to track down the OP and gut him. GNR were one of the best live acts there's been for years. They wrote c.70 songs in the 4-5 years they were around (not the bullshit reimagination of GNR we're stuck with) and nearly every song is a fucking classic. Yeah Axl is a cunt, but if I was the lead singer in a stadium rock n roll band, I'd be such a prick I'd make Axl look like Ghandi. And why the fuck is everyone talking about Knocking on Heavens Door, Live and Let die...probably their worst releases. Even Slash admits he used to get pissed on stage so by time they had to perform 'sweet child' in the show, he was unconscious on the floor. Those songs were shite - 'Mr Brownstone', 'You could be mine', 'I used to love her but I had to kill her', 'Locomotive', 'Coma', 'Garden Of Eden'. All Classics. This post has hit a nerve with me. Some cunts just don't know fuck all bout music. I'm guessing the OP has a nice collection of Coldplay CDs next to his Shania Twain poster, which he listens to whilst powdering his vagina.
		buzzybelew on Wed 28 May 2008 said... They are the last sad gasp of 80's metal - then came Nirvana etc and these cunts became legends in their own lycra.
		Flashman1933 on Wed 28 May 2008 said... Mrs M, once again on the money with UB40. I just want you to know I'm thinking about stalking you, you lovely lady you.
		MrsMoon on Wed 28 May 2008 said... they must of pumped snakebite into the water or something to get all those people to queue for hours to buy Use Your Illusion 1 & 2l...i suppose they were the only big alternative to dance/rave music at the time if you liked rock/guitar bands.
		MrsMoon on Wed 28 May 2008 said... ...that should of read 2 not 21..fuck could you imagine?!
		MrsMoon on Wed 28 May 2008 said... ...fair do's Flash, you can look, but don't touch.
		buzzybelew on Wed 28 May 2008 said... No, Mrs M. I'd rather not.
		buzzybelew on Wed 28 May 2008 said... Sorry, Mrs M, I was replying to the previous comment!
		dandyboy on Wed 28 May 2008 said... Randy, I think people were talking about Knocking On Heaven's Door as it's what the post is about. But agree that they did do some cracking tunes. And anyone who does a song called Rocket Queen can't be all bad surely?!
		hamstir on Wed 28 May 2008 said... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yog6gERUGiM
		McCrack on Wed 28 May 2008 said... I still think that listening to mr Brownstone at a young age was prevalent in my subconscious urges to fuck up on drugs
		MrsMoon on Wed 28 May 2008 said... Buzzy, i wouldn't blame you if you weren't! All this talk of Guns N Roses...evokes the smell the clearisil and virginity...
		dandyboy on Wed 28 May 2008 said... Look But Can't Touch. I believe that was Poison. Now they really were shite metal!
		catfood on Wed 28 May 2008 said... this thread needs more DIO! \m/_
		HeroicDose on Wed 28 May 2008 said... Holy Diver!
		RandySpooge on Wed 28 May 2008 said... dandyboy- Yeah, Rocket queen is awesome. Apparently the girl getting nailed in the background was Duff's girlfriend, but Axl was the one nailing her in the studio when they recorded it. Didn't go down too well with Duff apparently. She was an ugly bitch too. And Yes, more DIO. Dio is god. And now...It's...Time...For...RAINBOW...IN THE DARK! He's so cheesey sometimes I love the guy.
		framey on Thu 29 May 2008 said... Slash = awesome Axl = complete fucking chopper
		CaptainCuntflaps on Thu 29 May 2008 said... Guns'n'Roses one of the best live acts there's been for years? Have you ever been to a G'N'R gig? They're GOOD live but hardly earth-stopping. If I didn't have to wait a seeming eternity for singer to get on stage after his latest little tantrum I might have actually given them a chance when I saw them at Wembley, but being bored shitless in a stadium while my sixteen year-old girlfriend of the time loved them was one of the most prosaic experiences I've ever had. In my experience Husker Du were a better live band. AC/DC were a better live band. Hell,even Iron Maiden were a better live band - and all three of those bands ENJOYED playing live unlike Axl Rose. He's only named his new album Chinese Democracy as it's a contradiction in terms and it'll never be released as people would realise Emperor Axl's bollock naked.
		kwebb on Sat 31 May 2008 said... Velvet Revolver are great live for 5 minutes when they do Sex Type Thing by Stone Temple Pilots avec loud hailer.