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Guns, Knives and Broken Lives There is so much I want to rip into this program about,too much, so I will isolate one part of it:

Why is it everytime we see these programs, there is always a section which involves a smartly dressed man 'giving these kids a chance to break free' in a reccording studio to be a rap artist?

Do they all think they are the next Puff Daddy or Timberland? What kind of deluded dream is that? Its the hardest industry in the world to get into. Talk about narrowing down your options.

What about going to the job centre? Even at times like these people are still employing. What about starting an apprenticeship as a tradesman?

GET A FUCKING JOB!!! if you have an interest in music, fine, most people i know who do, have it as a hobby, funded by their job in the realistic hope that one day they might make it.

Go to job centre, get a local paper or go on the internet (on your WAP phone which you have stolen) and find a job and fall in line.

Otherwise just rot, or end up shot, stabbed or in prison. But when the time comes don't look to blame anybody else other than yourselves.

Lazy Deluded Cunts. Prove me wrong please.

(Innit)

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COMMENTS
Nadiestar on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
I just hate those fuckers that want to sound "black" or "street". These braindead sputums fucking end up working in call centres for mobile phone companies making music choones on their sony erection! CUNTS I say let them stab themselves to death more resources for us.
mrbrown on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
They're too busy smokin da weed. If I had it my way, black vans would trawl around the streets at night, they'd be rounded up, and never seen again. Perhaps they could be ground down into some sort of bio-fuel, and put to good use helping the environment.
hamstir on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
Mary queen of shops was shit last night as well
milkplus on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
I think it's intented to give the little brats something to do other than hang around on street corners. Music is just one way to break the fucking boredom and maybe install a little confidence and self worth. I agree they should get off their arses and do something but I'm not sure a job in Burger King is the answer. If we could just get them to stop punctuating sentences with 'ya kna what i'm sayin' that would be start. (innit)
Barbersmith on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
Watch out, SaleoftheCentury will be here soon to call you all racists and explain how down with the kids he is.
Posage on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
A-fucking-men. Why the fuck does anyone have the need to hang around on street corners, no matter how broken their background? Education is free until 18, after which you can get God knows how many grants for uni if you want, or you can just GET A FUCKING JOB YOU LAZY, UGLY TWATS.
nosensenofeeling on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
Brilliant. I think you should send this comment to Gordon Brown, it is sure to eradicate street crime forthwith. Let's just tell all the criminals and povs to GET A FUCKING JOB. Genius.
ComradeDuch on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
Why, when they go to these musical outreach farces, is the only music they want to play some sorry-for-oneself r+b about the toughness of life on the streets? They should have life skill lessons instead, like tuition in how not to walk down the street three abreast and how to acknowledge other pedestrians. Rude horrible bastards, I hope every last one of them lives in poverty for the rest of their natural, except I'll be contributing to pay for them.
ComradeDuch on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
Oh and someone should explain to them that while 'you don't even know me' may be true it is not a mitigating factor in my judgement of you. And turn your fucking phone off too, why do you have to be on it 23 hourse a day?
Posage on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
Yes nosensenofeeling, that's exactly what I said. I said "we should send my opinions to Gordon Brown and I will eradicate crime immediately. What a genius I am". My point was I don't feel sorry for a single one of these kids when there usually no reason at all for them not to have a education or a job. Would you prefer to give them cookies and methadone and a great big hug?
Jesus on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
It's like...na'mean? And like...yeah? And then I was like...mos def. And dat's it, like. Na'mtawkinabaht.
on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
Posage, how old are you? Student grants? Is it the 1980's still and do you watch The Young Ones. Fucking prick.
catfood on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
send them to music camp and force them to learn all 19 of Stockhausens piano pieces on a casiotone wired up to a car battery if they press the wrong buttons. hate the fuckers.
on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
Fuck off you fucking Thatcher children. I hope you all die.
Posage on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
Yes cumgargler, student grants. They do still exist you know. No, as far as I'm aware it is not the 1980s, and yes I do watch the Young Ones when it is on. At what point are you going to explain which one of these little random "accusations" enrage you so much?
nosensenofeeling on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
Posage - Please, give me a break on the reactionary shit. Your knee must be jerking so hard that the people around you probably think you're having a fit. "GET A FUCKING JOB" is probably not going to solve the problem when you are talking to the criminal element, yeah? Do you see? As for your final sentence, I think THAT is just BRILLIANT. As I disagree with you I must be an absolute cunt, who wants to "hug hoodies"
catfood on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
it's worth bearing in mind that by and large, these feckless little scrotes do seem to have the good grace to restrict their stabbing to one another - i don't think anyones had their face blown off/raped and left for dead in a lay-bye for their car-keys and the change in their pocket around these parts for a while. It's hardly the end of the fucking world as the news would have us believe.
thegoonsquad on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
OP, you is a 'pussy'ole' blud (....not really)
on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
Posage darling, you get loans now - it means most kids leave uni with huge debts to the government. Ignorant prick.
hamstir on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
Why get a fucking job when you can earn shit loads more doing crime
catfood on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
but thats the point ham - this isnt really crime related, if you discount the crime of actually stabbing someone that is - none of this is born of desperation, none of these kids are starving or have families to feed, it's about kids overreacting and lashing out on account of having an overinflated sense of their own importance, aggravated by the fact that they have almost no adult supervision. national fucking service blah blah.
Posage on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
Again, I never actually said that would solve the problem, did I? Where did I say that? I would actually apply my original comment to kids who had yet to actually engage in criminal activity, as I don't really feel that - in the majority of cases - they "have" to follow this route. There are other options. I said it in this way as this is the tone of the site in general, yes? Perhaps you should calm yourself.
Posage on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
cumgargler, you don't actually know what you're talking about. Grants ARE still available to those with very low income, admittedly they often don't cover the full amount, but they ARE still there to the very low earners. And I owe huge amounts to the government. And it fucking sucks. But the one thing I don't do is start breaking into cars and mugging people. I get a job.
on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
I'm naturally crass not het up.
on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
They cover your student fees not your living costs. Yes I got a fucking job too - why don't you take your own advice and calm the fuck down you silly cunt. I happen to know what I'm entitled just like all the other working class scum that you're all talking about so go fuck yourself.
Posage on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
I'm rather confused. I'm not angry. Yet you are rather full of rage cumgargler, may I suggest some counselling?
on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
*entitled too. Grr. (logs out)
contepomi on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
Brudhas need respect innit. Stick a thousand in a cage with knives. The one that lives gets a badge saying 'be nice to me' and a goat curry.
Posage on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
Also - you could go to a local uni, thereby negating living costs if you're living with your parents, even if they charge you a bit of rent. That's if you even want to go to uni, you could just get a job.
nosensenofeeling on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
I'm calm chicken, changing tack a little now though eh? Whatever, my original comment was directed at the OP anyway. I still think that "Get a fucking job" is not going to solve the problem of these kids who are killing each other; A ot of kids are carrying knives because they feel they have to in order to protect themselves. The media is fuelling this endless circle of SHITE.
GroveR on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
*finger on nose at nosense* The underlying issue here is fear or as FDR would have said "the only thing we have to fear is fear itself" but then again he was dealing with the fallout from the great depression as opposed to one stabby yoot puncturing another stabby yoot for his air max.
Posage on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
How am I changing tack? Or is that not directed at me? I agree that some are carrying knives to protect themselves, but what about the ones that they're scared of? They're just carrying knives to stab people with are they not? I agree that the media doesn't help, but there is a definite knife culture that seems to be fuelled by - as catfood said - kids with an over inflated sense of their own importance, who simultaneously believe the whole world is against them, while demanding respect yet giving none.
contepomi on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
Getting a job and providing for themselves would give them respect and totally undermine the need (or time) to swagger about looking for trouble. It's the fucking yank's culture spreading over here, their rap is pure anger. Pipe out classical at the little fuckers and watch them scatter.
nosensenofeeling on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
Posage - I agree with most of what you have said in your last post. Something has gone horribly, horribly wrong somewhere along the line, and I have no idea where. (Hot subject for me, got a kid starting secondary school and am terrified he will end up a victim of something awful) It's all about material crap as far as I can work out, The desire for a lifestyle like those they see on MTV cribs. Sad.
Posage on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
I understand, a lot of my friends have been mugged as has my brother at knifepoint - hence my strong feelings on the subject.
FuckYouCunts on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
I'm going to skip straight past pointing out that this is hardly the place for impassioned debate and go to : "got a kid starting secondary school". So what the fuck are you doing pissing about on this twatty ,message board then you fucking cuntoid? Aren't you a bit old? Shouldn't you know fucking better? You sad prick.
washinglinethief on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
I thought this site was meant to be funny?
washinglinethief on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
yawn!
nosensenofeeling on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
Sorry fuckyoucunts - wasn't aware there is an upper age limit to this place. Shouldn't you be getting on with your homework sweetie? Daddy said it's time for you to start knuckling down and to stop being such a silly little sweary wanker.
FuckYouCunts on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
Make up whatever shit helps you feel better about being a sad old fucker with teenage kids who spends his days pouring his heart out on a message board populated with the unemployed, freelancers and a general cavalcade of cunts. If you're having a mid life crisis may I suggest buying a big motorbike you fucking pederast.
sandyman on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
pop pop pop, shoot them hoes
littleleopard82 on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
look do posters not realise , that one of us might log on riddled with hayfever , have swollen eyes , no tissues so using toilet roll....i DO NOT WANT TO READ A 1TRAZILLION worded rant .....maybe i should just have a lie down
SaleoftheCentury on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
you do that LL....
littleleopard82 on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
i can't i have to go shopping now , tesco myself right up
DoctorFunkenstein on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
We need death squads.
sunchild on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
Give them a recording contract on the deal they get sterilized
Rigsby74 on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
Oh my days!!! Its beef!! Its beef!! Quash da beef before another soulja falls!! You lot is just bare haterz. You get me?
HeroicDose on Wed 02 July 2008 said...
Blam.
rottenaunt on Wed 02 July 2008 said...
this conversation is worse than sitting and watching my knee grow.. boom
blaxa on Wed 02 July 2008 said...
I can't believe no one's mentioned the terrible acting in that c4 'yoot' drama that's being trailered to death at the moment. Come on schedulers, don't take out your white middle-class guilt on us.
bystander on Wed 02 July 2008 said...
How long have we been asking for Death Squads? However Gt Britain has a long and proud history of people being stabbed to death but rolling news coverage has made us aware of it.
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