| Gordon Brown |
Please, please stop smiling. For a start, it's obvious that your 'people' have told you to smile more - as it makes you look sincere. Trouble is Gordon, is that you only remember to do this once in a while and you smile at the wrong time. For instance, "Al Qaeda are probably planning a summer campaign of bombing all over *flashes sudden grin* the UK" *looks serious again* Obviiously the British public have to be vigilant *sunny grin* at all times". Also, the actual smile itself is as sinister as someone wearing clown make up and slowly sharpening a big butcher's knife. Stop. It. Now. |
