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Gaz Top	When discussing educational methods in schools: ' I want someone who is going to be enthusiastic about quadrilateral equations!'. What the FUCK is a quadrilateral equation you stupid fucker? Hardly John Stuart Mill are you you cunt. Stick to sniffing glue you lispy CUNT.

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		MrBeefy on Tue 17 June 2008 said... I may well be showing my ignorance, but wasn't John Stuart Mill a philosopher? So what's he got to do with quadratic equations?
		SukieBapswent on Tue 17 June 2008 said... he used to present HOW 2. How to be a massive cunt. Transpose this equation: mullet+gary jones+ridiculous stage name / wanky persona x massive bellend+ zero charisma2=? (clue starts gaz...ends top)
		libertyvalance2008 on Tue 17 June 2008 said... How 1 was better when I were a lad. They were all old duffers in cardigans
		CaptainCuntflaps on Tue 17 June 2008 said... The lucky bastard's fucking Violet Berlin.
		SukieBapswent on Tue 17 June 2008 said... jack hargreaves and his pipe....
		buzzybelew on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Jack Hargreaves was great. Didn't he have his own show, in a fake shed or something, reminiscing about the old, lost ways, and tinkers and how much 'tang he used to get when he was young?
		MrBeefy on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Am I right then? Is the OP a bigger cunt that Gaz Top?
		bowelhazard on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Country something or other... Tang, that was it.
		Frix133 on Tue 17 June 2008 said... inside, outside, side to side, last
		NickJ on Tue 17 June 2008 said... violet berlin? she looks like sophie ellis bextors mum, that bird who used to present "Blue Peter". Janet someone.
		SukieBapswent on Tue 17 June 2008 said... as much as i enjoyed HOW BBC did tend to shit on ITV when it came to this kind of TV. Johnny Ball, Jigsaw (for the great Clive Doig) and Eureka! with the greatest of them all Wilf Lunn and his lovely tach
		MrsMoon on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Even as an 8 year old i thought to want to be known as Gaz Top you have to be a monumental ballbag...what's it short for? GarrisonTopography?
		carter on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Garden Topiary
		MrsMoon on Tue 17 June 2008 said... ...Garyindiana Topsoil...
		carter on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Garage Top-up
		MrsMoon on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Garstang Top-Tip...
		carter on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Gargantuan Top-bollocks
		MrsMoon on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Gardenersworld Top-Cockend...
		kwebb on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Gary Toast Topper Is Dead Skill just written it on my mates jotter during register - ahem
		PennyCentury on Tue 17 June 2008 said... I love Althea and Donna.
		carter on Tue 17 June 2008 said... I've seen you in your pant an' ting
		PennyCentury on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Did you see my strictly roots? crosses legs
		kwebb on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Gimme likkle bass, make me wine up me waist
		MrBeefy on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Love is all I bring inna me khaki suit and ting
		bystander on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Bring back Jack Hargreaves ASAP
		kwebb on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Is there another verse?!
		MrRossi on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Gaz Top came round my house once and laughed at the Tesco bag we were using as a lampshade. Cunt.
		RoosterDiamond on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Jack Hargreaves own show was called "Out of Town". He made me scared to go in the shed.
		fuckwit on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Wonder what happened to Althea and Donna...
		SukieBapswent on Wed 18 June 2008 said... MrRossi, is your first name Francis? are you him? please tell me you are. Hearing about you and Gaz Top musing over a Tesco bag lampshade means i've nearly hobnobbed with celebrity...
		sonofadiddly on Wed 18 June 2008 said... I bet the OP goggled quadrilateral equation just to make sure thet're not real.
		sonofadiddly on Wed 18 June 2008 said... and then he googled it.
		Lobo on Mon 14 July 2008 said... Didn't even know that fuckin dick was still alive