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Gary Linekar	On Screen: Cheeky, self-effacing, jug-eared, competent, affable, auto-cue reading scamp. Off Camera: Smug, self-important, narcissistic, dismissive, arrogant, tight, big-eared diva-like CUNT. Plus hates the fact that Mark Lawrensons' favourite neutral team is 'Queen of the South'

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		Barbersmith on Wed 23 April 2008 said... Football supporters are mostly closeted homosexuals. And may I be the first to mention you've spelt his name wrong.
		JiggeryCock on Wed 23 April 2008 said... TV personality in 'different in front of the cameras' shock.
		ahknowme on Wed 23 April 2008 said... Should have been in goal with those ears.
		carter on Wed 23 April 2008 said... I heard he also plays away more often that at home.
		SpackoMcDribble on Wed 23 April 2008 said... I heard he chases voles through fields of stubble
		DapperDan on Wed 23 April 2008 said... I heard he wanked a fox as a promotion for Leicester City FC
		BustySinclair on Wed 23 April 2008 said... Spacko that made me laugh out loud
		MrsMoon on Wed 23 April 2008 said... Carter, you are spot on, while playing for Grampas 8, he indulged in many ladies of the night, away from the glare of the British tabloids in Japan...Allegedly...
		bastardcuntflapsver2 on Wed 23 April 2008 said... And he is also a peado and best mates with Jonathan King. true. fucking cunt
		rainbow_brite on Wed 23 April 2008 said... You guys are jealous coz he's got a pretty girlfriend...
		Kitty on Wed 23 April 2008 said... He is known at the BBC as someone who frequently has a case of wandering hands. I know someone who works in wardrobe there and he is universally loathed for his attitude toward women.
		BWW on Wed 23 April 2008 said... Things must be slow if Gary Lineker is worthy of cuntdom.
		Kermit on Wed 23 April 2008 said... He can have his hands wandering around me anytime!
		MrsMoon on Wed 23 April 2008 said... His new girlfriend is just his type, she looks like hooker.
		HeroicDose on Wed 23 April 2008 said... TJ Hooker?
		MrBeefy on Wed 23 April 2008 said... Fucked Colin Montgomerie's missus the dirty cunt.
		Kitty on Wed 23 April 2008 said... Linekar is bloody repulsive and that droning monotonous voice does my head in.
		Kitty on Wed 23 April 2008 said... Lineker? How the fuck do you spell it?
		RoosterDiamond on Thu 24 April 2008 said... You spell it C...U...N...T.
		kwebb on Thu 24 April 2008 said... The chauffeurs who have to pick him up at stage door after Match of The Day draw straws in the office - loser has to go and take him home he's disliked that much. They also perform the same ritual for Kaplinski, Barrowman, Gervais and David Jacobs. General consensus is that the two most decent chaps are Paxo and Humphrys.
		ahknowme on Thu 24 April 2008 said... I want a dinner date with Paxo. Specifically for this (sorry, there's a bit of Clarkson on it): http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HMAt8ZXqtbc
		dandyboy on Thu 24 April 2008 said... Is that how Kaplinski ended up with one in the oven?
		kwebb on Thu 24 April 2008 said... She's lucky to get collected, apparently one driver left her stood by the London Eye until 7am in the cold on the 1st of Jan after the New Years Eve coverage.
		Sandsider on Fri 25 April 2008 said... Queen of the South should be in 'the Heroes' .. had to be said. Good luck against the Gers.x ( apologies for the hijack )