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Gareth McLean	For writing possibly the most po-faced Guardian column ever, on 'I just don't get Top Gear'. And for having a go at the presenters' (admittedly crap) hairstyles whilst looking like a Hoxton Square offshoot himself. http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/tv/2008/06/_to_be_filed_under.html

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		Alright on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Hammond does look like a survivor from the great Britpop wars of the mid-90s. If that poor bastard died in that awful car crash I could imagine Toploader performing at his funeral.
		washinglinethief on Tue 24 June 2008 said... The fact that you even read the fucking Guardian says it all for me.
		dandyboy on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Most Po Faced Guardian Column Ever. Now there's an award and a half.
		Alright on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Can‘t drive, love the environment, hate progressive rock from the early 70s, get wound up by Jeremy, that James May really gets on my tits and occasionally browse the Guardian website (to get my weekly fill from Charlton Brooker) but I can't stop watching it. Fuck!
		ComradeDuch on Tue 24 June 2008 said... NcLean, you po-faced runt. Watch Clarkson's transformation of a Mercedes into a chocolate-box cottage again. Then stop wringing your hands.
		Alright on Tue 24 June 2008 said... jesus gareth shave yourself. That goatee doesn't suit you.
		Alright on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Why anybody enjoys watching three middle aged public schoolboys compensate for their erectile dysfunction and soggy biscuit flashbacks by trying to be macho about cars is beyond me. It's cringworthy to see them affect an anarchic manner equivalent to a drunk regional sales manager at a conference pinching a waitress's arse and thinking he's a real lad when in fact he's a sad old wanker (literally)...you thought long and hard about that hansofoundation.
		teddypendennis on Tue 24 June 2008 said... What the fuck is a "soggy biscuit flashback"?
		Alright on Tue 24 June 2008 said... I don't know ask hansofoundation. I have heard of the soggy biscuit game though, not nice.
		BASIC on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Me and the missus like Top Gear, but the way Hammond kisses Clarksons butt is cringy. He almost died yet still has to suck up to Clarkson. Why didn't he just sue the BBC for a few mill and fucking retire?
		JiggeryCock on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Not since David Baddiel has one man ridden so far on the talent of his on-screen partner, as Hammond does.
		BASIC on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Indeed. Even James May has more comedy in him than Hammond, not that I want to turn this into a Top Gear chat you understand.
		Alright on Tue 24 June 2008 said... but you did BASIC....still your right.
		kalvaza on Tue 24 June 2008 said... But it's all so cool and trendy to knock what the majority of people like. By the way, Top Gear is watered down, scripted bullshit with stupid camera effects.
		BASIC on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Alright - you're the second person to agree with me to day. I must be doing something wrong...
		BlartMonster on Tue 24 June 2008 said... I used to play Top Trumps cars at school. "I'll raise my Lamborghini Cuntach with top speed of 986 mph for your wankstained copy of Razzle"
		libertyvalance2008 on Tue 24 June 2008 said... A load of blokes all kneel round a biscuit and wank over it, the last to fire their babygravy has to eat it. Apparently its played alot in the Army but I never heard a actuall first hand account of it.

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