Token on Thu 08 May 2008 said... It's hot you whining cunt, fuck off back to the freezer
RightRoyalBastard on Thu 08 May 2008 said... OP, the ladies round my way don't have hooves and the sunshine has improved the eye candy by several orders of magnitude. Therefore, pipe down you cretin. I won't mention where I live as I'll start a riot...
dandyboy on Thu 08 May 2008 said... Flip flops on blokes just don't look right though, do they?
GeoffreyWode on Thu 08 May 2008 said... I have been known to rock the sandals from time to time. The ladyees dont seem to mind so you can fuck right off.
RightRoyalBastard on Thu 08 May 2008 said... Dandy, I've been known to sport the havaianas for a weekend beer or three, nothing wrong with that.
dandyboy on Thu 08 May 2008 said... Sandals, fine. I just grew up thinking of flip flips as ladies shoes. Maybe I need to find my inner David Beckham.
PrincessTiiaammii on Thu 08 May 2008 said... havaianas make me think of nathan barley
PrincessTiiaammii on Thu 08 May 2008 said... havaianas make me think of nathan barley
DKP4 on Thu 08 May 2008 said... OP you knob, getting a bit of fresh air on the toes via the medium of sandals means they won't be so ugly in the first place. Or foul-smelling.
GeoffreyWode on Thu 08 May 2008 said... I think sandals look a bit crap with shorts though. I think 30 is the cut off point for that kind of behaviour.
Geushky on Thu 08 May 2008 said... Summer+FlipFlops+UK=Dog Shit between the toes.
Cuntybolox on Thu 08 May 2008 said... I am with Dandy on this. Jesus creepers and/or flip flops on men is wrong and i dont care what you all say.
cockend on Thu 08 May 2008 said... OP fuck off.
dandyboy fuck off as well.
Geushky on Thu 08 May 2008 said... *stares at cockend's hairy toes*
PrincessTiiaammii on Thu 08 May 2008 said... that is only true for men who have absolutely no style anyway and only look worse when trying anything slightly difficult...
catfood on Thu 08 May 2008 said... birkenstocks 'n socks makes you look like a german.
Thegirl on Thu 08 May 2008 said... OP, were you in the UK last summer? If so, you may be aware that this week could be the only nice weather we see all year.
Barbersmith on Thu 08 May 2008 said... I bet SaleoftheCentury wears flip-flops. And a nappy.
FuckYouCunts on Thu 08 May 2008 said... Piss flaps
buzzybelew on Thu 08 May 2008 said... It's Jackboots or nothing.
Dollydagger on Thu 08 May 2008 said... Good one. Fucking bovine-footed wretches.
Lilvixen on Thu 08 May 2008 said... I suppose you'd rather we all had sweaty, smelly feet then?
RealityStar on Thu 08 May 2008 said... It's all good as long as you stick to the rule of no socks gentlemen.
slinkybackrinkadink on Thu 08 May 2008 said... ARMANI FLIP-FLOPS! FOR FUCKS SAKE! CUNT! (Yes, they do exist)
goldentwattage on Thu 08 May 2008 said... What part of London, RightRoyalBastard?
Walloonophobic on Thu 08 May 2008 said... I am sporting a nice pair of 7 year old reef flip flops as a type. Fuck off OP and polish your brogues yo knob jockey!
sirbuckle on Thu 08 May 2008 said... Flip flops or Phillipe Flarps as me and my well educated mate call them, are fucking horrendous. Anyone bloke who wears them should be fucking shot. You cunts. You're English not Spics, we look like cunts in them, dress properly you no hopers
bystander on Thu 08 May 2008 said... Is it OK if I wear mine with my thick grey woolly socks and knotted hanky on head?
kwebb on Thu 08 May 2008 said... People say I dance with two left feet, so I went out today to try and buy a pair off flip flips.
MrBeefy on Thu 08 May 2008 said... There's a woman who lives down our road who I swear is a tranny. My wife reckons its bollocks and I have never had the proof....until yesterday....when I saw her hooves. My fucking toes are more feminine.
Walloonophobic on Thu 08 May 2008 said... Nice try Beefy, but shrimping is NOT on the menu tonight!
kwebb on Thu 08 May 2008 said... What does your wife reckon is bollocks Beefy? The two space hoppers dragging along behind this 'thing'?
MrBeefy on Thu 08 May 2008 said... hahahaha! Perhaps not the right description. Walloon, you'll have to explain because I've had a hard day and am a little slow.
thundachick on Thu 08 May 2008 said... damn right realitystar..men who wear socks and sandals should be shot, the cunts.
HaveABreakHaveAGreenDay on Thu 08 May 2008 said... Kwebb fuck off and come back when you find a joke not done by Joe fucking Pasquale.
Walloonophobic on Thu 08 May 2008 said... Sorry MrBeefy I was alluding to the fact that you were bigging up the desirability of your toes, for a bit of toe sucking action.
PennyCentury on Thu 08 May 2008 said... It was hotter in England than in Lanzarote today, so screw you. I got my hoofs out shamelessly.
PrincessTiiaammii on Thu 08 May 2008 said... hahahahaha sirbuckle is a cunt. And, again, only men who are cunts with no idea how to dress look shit in them, what you don't notice is you look shit in everything else as well.
buzzybelew on Thu 08 May 2008 said... A cool dog turd between the toes might be just the ticket on a hot summers day...
buzzybelew on Thu 08 May 2008 said... ...or between all your toes; it would look like you're smoking a lot of cigars. If you had no arms.
Walloonophobic on Thu 08 May 2008 said... With my natural style and flair I look mighty fine in a pair of flip flops. Its good to get some air to the old trotters. The only thing that lets me down is the imprint of socks still on my legs.
MrBeefy on Thu 08 May 2008 said... Ah, I see. Walloon, I'm not that subtle. It would be a simple "suck my toes, bitch"
bezrington on Thu 08 May 2008 said... Fuck all wrong with sporting flipflops....
50nurp on Thu 08 May 2008 said... they're why my feet are brown and healthy. Not pasty white with the odd crooked toe sticking out of a bed of weeping corns
RoosterDiamond on Thu 08 May 2008 said... They give you strap lines on your feet for the whole fortnight that england calls summer.
TheGunt on Fri 09 May 2008 said... The main downside with flip flops is it's harder to do a runner, from a brothel for example.
TheDuke on Fri 09 May 2008 said... Spread a layer of cement on the soles of your feet. let it set rock hard and just walk around bare foot.
buzzybelew on Fri 09 May 2008 said... Don't go swimming though.
buzzybelew on Fri 09 May 2008 said... Unless you've got some butty boxes to keep you afloat.
buzzybelew on Fri 09 May 2008 said... Or a pair of lungs tied to your arms.
