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Flatmates	Bog Roll and Cleaning Products don't get delivered by little pixies during the night you fuckers. Put your hand in your pockets and chip in you cheap bastards. And while we're at it, stop nicking my bacon.

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		Hero on Thu 17 July 2008 said... GET A FUCKING JOB!
		littleleopard82 on Thu 17 July 2008 said... who were you at it with when your bacon got nicked??
		PrincessTiiaammii on Thu 17 July 2008 said... surely you should be over this by the end of your first year?
		AngryMoth on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Ah bless!
		BlartMonster on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Aw. First time away from home and the housemates turn out to be cunts. A machete answers so many of life's problems, OP
		Hero on Thu 17 July 2008 said... So does arson.
		teddypendennis on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Piss in their milk, simple.
		Barbersmith on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Oi student - try telling your flatmates rather than us. We couldn't care less.
		teddypendennis on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Then spunk in their undies.
		littleleopard82 on Thu 17 July 2008 said... spit in you bosses coffee .. ha ha ..oh flatmates ....
		demonsqueaker on Thu 17 July 2008 said... The kipper sewn into the curtains works best
		joose on Thu 17 July 2008 said... keep the bog roll in your room. of course if you have a lady/gentleman friend over and you need to go you have to pick it up and carry it out in front of them. you might as well just tell you need a shit. on second thought dont bother, just grow up.
		teddypendennis on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Then shit in their fucking bed, do I need to go on?!!!"
		BlartMonster on Thu 17 July 2008 said... The flatmates' toothbrush up your arse gag never fails to amuse... as long as you remember to take it back out
		shitkicker on Thu 17 July 2008 said... "house meeting house meeting!"
		SpackoMcDribble on Thu 17 July 2008 said... have we got a video?
		ComradeDuch on Thu 17 July 2008 said... I share with flatmates because I work from home and frankly I don't want to be lonely. Also I am indifferent to privacy. However, the OP is a twat. I bet he (actually probably she) draws marker lines on the milk and has tried to sort out a dishwashing rota. OP, if I need some of your bacon or butter or Stella I may or may not replace it but don't have a fucking thrombo, I'm paying the utility bills anyway
		RightRoyalBastard on Thu 17 July 2008 said... OP has a fridge with individually named items me thinks. Along with big signs in marker pen on stuff that says "Hands off". Either give the lazy fucktards a stern talking to OP or pipe the fuck down you tool.
		JiggeryCock on Thu 17 July 2008 said... WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? I come here for an ill-concieved, prejudiced, misanthropic rant, only to find the site has turned into some shrine to housecleaning!!! Man up you bunch of fucking pussies else the tooth fairy will have you for breakfast.
		teddypendennis on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Jiggery's read my mind. Am I that transparent?
		Nadiestar on Thu 17 July 2008 said... He read mine too. Jiggery for president!
		RightRoyalBastard on Thu 17 July 2008 said... JC gets a biscuit for the judicious use of the threat of a tooth fairy beat down.
		BustySinclair on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Get your own fridge and hotplate in your room, and a bucket for ablutions. Padlock on your door when you go out. Only clean what you and your guests use. Problem solved.
		BlartMonster on Thu 17 July 2008 said... What's this "housecleaning" of which you burble?
		SoCrates on Thu 17 July 2008 said... YES, spacko, we have a bloody video.....
		BustySinclair on Thu 17 July 2008 said... PS: OP is a bedwetter
		Arseington on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Well said Jiggery, this is more like Dear Dreary...
		TheDuke on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Call a house meeting then...I can guarantee it will be the OP sat round a Fisher Price table with their teddy bears and dolls lined up, trying to get to the bottom of who stole the plastic bacon. My money is on Lullaby Gloworm. He's a very naughty housemate.
		BlartMonster on Thu 17 July 2008 said... We need more bile, spleen venting and murderous intent. Sort it aht!
		buzzybelew on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Bury the resentment way, way down, until it seethes and bubbles and festers until you can't control it anymore and just explode in an orgy of violence.
		buzzybelew on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Like that chinese kid at that Tech College in the U.S. - he had the right idea.
		Arseington on Thu 17 July 2008 said... OP may your stinky shit ridden arse forever be stained with the year old remnant of bacon and pot noodles you eat before crying into your pillow because mummy isn't here to tell the bad people off. I hereby call on all who reside in the same house to beat, kick and mentally abuse the OP for fun and frolics and ensure they never enjoy a scintilla of their life with you. Enough bile Blart?
		BustySinclair on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Chop the hands off the bacon-thief as a warning to the others
		BlartMonster on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Arse, it's a good fucking start. Don't forget the broken bottle eye-stab...
		RealityStar on Thu 17 July 2008 said... RRB - I think The Duke deserves a biscuit for the Fisherprice/Lullaby worm comment
		MrsMoon on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Unexplained, electrical house fire may be called for...
		BlartMonster on Thu 17 July 2008 said... RS, one spunk biscuit on its way
		claire on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Bog Roll and cleaning products? Students are posh nowadays.
		SaleoftheCentury on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Come on Claire, don't pretend that you ever had anything resembling a university education...
		claire on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Are you stalking me- and before you ask it's not a fantasy of mine.
		claire on Thu 17 July 2008 said... No pretence necessary. And stop fucking talking to me. Piss off and annoy someone else.
		BigVern on Thu 17 July 2008 said... cram as much bog roll as you can into their theiving gobs and choke the bastards, you could also (if you are a bloke) creap into their bedrooms in the dead of night and spunk on their eye lids so which will set like concreat during the night and prevent them from opening their eyes in the morning, if they can't see it they can't nick it!!
		CHUFFER on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Vern, your spelling is shocking, sort it out you swamp donkey
		BigVern on Thu 17 July 2008 said... fuk of nob ed
		joolsburger on Thu 17 July 2008 said... OP you sound like a highly twitchy fuck who needs to be living alone. If you have flatmates you should fully expect them to be cunts, simply because they have agreed to live with you and you know what they say about birds of a feather. In fact I doubt you do know so let me make it clear. Birds of a feather flock together. A bit like bacon hoarding, shit living, digs donkeys like your good self. I suggest you kill yourself and stop bothering everyone.
		CHUFFER on Thu 17 July 2008 said... wow
		BigVern on Thu 17 July 2008 said... ^^^WANKER^^^^^^
		joolsburger on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Is that it? That's the extent of your eloquence?
		CHUFFER on Thu 17 July 2008 said... anything more verbose and Vernon wouldn't twig
		SLICKRICK on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Neil, are you the OP?
		Nadiestar on Thu 17 July 2008 said... I think OP is fucked off that he still lives with his parents.... Flatmates.... HA HA HA GOOD ONE!
		Missionforcheese on Thu 17 July 2008 said... I'm quite sure this is very similar to a post a few months ago.
		Hero on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Oh fuck off back to sleep Mission- come back when you've got something cunstructive to say.Twerp.
		MerylHighground on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Some manfat in their Actimels would nip all this tomfoolery in the bud
		MrBeefy on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Full jizz in each one, Meryl? Could take a while.
		bystander on Thu 17 July 2008 said... MrsM every arson attack used to be a "carelessly discarded cigarette" any way are they using OPs bacon to wipe their bottoms?
		MerylHighground on Thu 17 July 2008 said... No Beefy, just a probiotic shot in each one. Mmm, Danone.
		buzzybelew on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Maybe the OP is a female and her boyfriend is inexpertly shaving her labia with a cut throat razor... grabs penis and starts wanking, penis falls out of hand, drops to floor and rolls under kitchen table
		HeroicDose on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Oops, butterfingers. Or margarine. I'm not sure what your preferred wank lube is, buzzy.
		HeroicDose on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Although I suspect it's a mixture of your own manfat, fish scales and the tears of the terminally ill.
		Missionforcheese on Fri 18 July 2008 said... Twerp? what a top fucking insult. You fucking inbred.
		Hero on Fri 18 July 2008 said... Next.......