RightRoyalBastard on Tue 13 May 2008 said... OP, unlucky. Have half a biscuit. I only give whole ones to fit people.
thundachick on Tue 13 May 2008 said... probley cos your an ass-numbing cunt..
KenBoonsmotorbike on Tue 13 May 2008 said... OP, Do you have a face only a mother can love?
Barbersmith on Tue 13 May 2008 said... SaleoftheCentury - I'm sorry to hear this.
Clownshoes on Tue 13 May 2008 said... I doubt you'll get that deluge of abuse, as if any fit girls know how to use a computer.
dm321 on Tue 13 May 2008 said... OP, would you care to join the club? The fugly club?
dm321 on Tue 13 May 2008 said... OP, would you care to join **my** club? The fugly club?
bystander on Tue 13 May 2008 said... Are you invisible?
catfood on Tue 13 May 2008 said... what you should be doing is bundling one into the back of your panel van at knife-point, drugging her, taking her to a disused warehouse in a remote industrial estate, tying her to a radiator in your mothers wedding dress and 'marrying' her with your imaginary friend 'Mister Tickles' the clown acting as minister and your 'my little pony' collection serving as witnesses. the kill her and eat her heart to gain her strength - that manner of thing.
slinkybackrinkadink on Tue 13 May 2008 said... Do you actually talk to them OP?
dandyboy on Tue 13 May 2008 said... Have you tried flashing at them? If you have and they still don't notice, it may well be time to start hanging around outside 'special' schools.
Hero on Tue 13 May 2008 said... Is this the same OP that slagged off "Brits" in a previous purile rant? If so, you should have added fit girls to your shitty list- still short of "friends" I see. You can still fuck off you miserable cunt.
Thesniggeringcunt on Tue 13 May 2008 said... I'll pay attention to you and I'm a fit bird - do you want to wow me with your incredible body odours or want to get straight down to enthusiastic yet dissapointing sex with your socks on?
Thesniggeringcunt on Tue 13 May 2008 said... I'll pay attention to you and I'm a fit bird - do you want to wow me with your incredible body odours or want to get straight down to enthusiastic yet dissapointing sex with your socks on?
buzzybelew on Tue 13 May 2008 said... Catfood has the right idea. Pay attention to his words of wisdom. And shut the fuck up.
RightRoyalBastard on Tue 13 May 2008 said... Thesniggeringcunt, interesting name. Is that your party trick?
PhilAyshio on Tue 13 May 2008 said... Probably because you're a fucking whiney little cunt.
dandyboy on Tue 13 May 2008 said... Bet it's an Emo.
DickyM on Tue 13 May 2008 said... Way ahead of you there OP
watersladelady on Tue 13 May 2008 said... RRB, ffs spat me tea out there. PMSL.
poshfloozy on Tue 13 May 2008 said... OP - Ok. *ignores*
bastardcuntflapsver2 on Tue 13 May 2008 said... All women deserve a good fucking beating everyday
bastardcuntflapsver2 on Tue 13 May 2008 said... All women deserve a good fucking beating everyday
bastardcuntflapsver2 on Tue 13 May 2008 said... All women deserve a good fucking beating everyday
RightRoyalBastard on Tue 13 May 2008 said... BCFv2. Tell me that was you just getting excited and not a recurrence of your little echo problem.
RightRoyalBastard on Tue 13 May 2008 said... BCFv2. Tell me that was you just getting excited and not a recurrence of your little echo problem.
RightRoyalBastard on Tue 13 May 2008 said... Balls, now you've got me doing it.
TheDuke on Tue 13 May 2008 said... You bunch of stuttering fucks. Anyone had a look at them Megan Fox pictures on here? By-jingo, proper top banana....and she hasn't got a daft hat on.
joylove on Tue 13 May 2008 said... BCFv2 They all love to be knocked about once in a while. Makes them feel "special".
RightRoyalBastard on Tue 13 May 2008 said... PS Duke, agreed. Would. alot. Vigorously and with extreme prejudice...
TheDuke on Tue 13 May 2008 said... Extreme prejudice is a tad....extreme. You're like a horny Steven Segal . I would stroke her like a pony and give her a big kiss. I feel abit backwards today.
Fucksocks! on Tue 13 May 2008 said... OP - I'll give you a helpful tip. Next time you see a fit girl sat drinking at a table, run up to her (ninja style), get your cock out, and slap it on her forehead. So shocked will she be at such a blatant invasion of her privacy, that when you ask her out for a drink she'll actually say yes. No need to thank me.
Fucksocks! on Tue 13 May 2008 said... Meant personal space, not privacy. Deduct one biscuit.
ahknowme on Tue 13 May 2008 said... Aim low. Then you'll feel great on the rare occasions when you hit high.
thundachick on Tue 13 May 2008 said... OP, your still a cunt..go fuck a goat.
HeroicDose on Tue 13 May 2008 said... But if you aim low you might hit her in the tits with your cock.
sirbuckle on Tue 13 May 2008 said... Fit yes Fat no.
ahknowme on Tue 13 May 2008 said... What a difference a vowel makes.
DickyM on Tue 13 May 2008 said... Fat girls let you bum them
HeroicDose on Tue 13 May 2008 said... There just aren't that many fit birds around here. But there are an increasing multitude of hideous shambling blancmanges. I should probably move house or poke my eyes out with a windscreen wiper.
HeroicDose on Tue 13 May 2008 said... *is an increasing multitude*. Should have poked my eyes out after typing. Cunt.
MrBeefy on Tue 13 May 2008 said... I find hanging around the window of the dance studio at my local gym helps. They only call the police if I get my cock out.
HeroicDose on Wed 14 May 2008 said... Beefy, do you press the end up against the glass like a lamprey's mouth?
MrsMoon on Wed 14 May 2008 said... Fucksocks! A unique opening gambit...is this a tried and tested method of yours?
thundachick on Wed 14 May 2008 said... mr beefy: as long as you dont piss on the window, it is acceptable behaviour.
MrsMoon on Wed 14 May 2008 said... Some of you really should be getting paid for these comments, some are so beautifully constructed.
MyraHindley on Wed 14 May 2008 said... Maybe you just look like a bit of a cuntloop.
Fucksocks! on Wed 14 May 2008 said... Absolutely, MrsMoon. I've had a near 100% success rate using this method. That said, it's always advisable to wear a good pair of running shoes just in case the situation turns ugly. God knows why, but some women have said that it's quite an offensive thing to do. Go figure...
