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Eve Cameron, Beauty Journalist	You're nearly as bad as Nadine Baggot, you patronising cow. I just wish the general population of the UK weren't so easily bamboozled by phoney science. I find it deeply ironic that in your adverts you're clearly botoxed to within an inch of your life. I'd want a bird with facial expressions, thanks, not a cunt like her.

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		littleleopard82 on Fri 27 June 2008 said... who is eve cameron and what ads does she do ?
		hamstir on Fri 27 June 2008 said... who what eh why oh god why
		JiggeryCock on Fri 27 June 2008 said... I'm mainlining Pro-Retinol A (the good stuff - none of that Pro-Retinol B shit) and Ceremides. Party on Eve, my wayward sistah!!
		SpackoMcDribble on Fri 27 June 2008 said... sounds like someone needs a pint or two of boswelox
		squealer on Fri 27 June 2008 said... I wish i'd jammed frozen turds into my eyes instead of reading this bollocks.
		JiggeryCock on Fri 27 June 2008 said... Someone get me some Jojoba quick. I'm getting the munchies bad!!
		RightRoyalBastard on Fri 27 June 2008 said... This woman has a cunt instead of facial expressions? That's...um...a bit odd...
		hamstir on Fri 27 June 2008 said... you want a bird with no cunt, that explains why you give a fuck about face cream adverts
		littleleopard82 on Fri 27 June 2008 said... RRB ha ha ....how is one this afternoon??
		RightRoyalBastard on Fri 27 June 2008 said... Hammering nails into things without a hammer Leopard. Your fault...
		littleleopard82 on Fri 27 June 2008 said... really is that right ?? well i'm sure you will hit the spot every time i mean we don't want you getting a swollen....oh and you just made me blush ....
		RightRoyalBastard on Fri 27 June 2008 said... Yep, just call me Mr Fix'it. And as for blushing, that was the general idea...
		120761 on Fri 27 June 2008 said... She certainly knows her pentapeptides.
		TheDuke on Fri 27 June 2008 said... I've said it before but Quimmel lip-liner is the future. Lets start putting make-up on mimsys. Make 'em abit more cheery.
		RightRoyalBastard on Fri 27 June 2008 said... Capital suggestion Duke. What did you have in mind? A touch of rouge and maybe some tattooed quim liner? Although they should probably avoid botox...
		libertyvalance2008 on Fri 27 June 2008 said... I'd want a bird with facial expressions, thanks, not a cunt like her..............I just want a bird who likes facials
		TheDuke on Fri 27 June 2008 said... No botox or mimsy-lifts. I dont wanna be looking at a startled tuppence. I just think abit of glittery lipstick and blue clit-shadow wouldn't go amiss on special occassions....I sometimes wear a cockerchief or bow tie on mr.dingaling to show im making an effort.
		libertyvalance2008 on Fri 27 June 2008 said... Yeah, I like to dress up my littlevern too sometimes
		TheDuke on Fri 27 June 2008 said... Do you ever dress it up as a butler and call it Henry? Mine as a limp and a foreign accent and makes a god awful mojito.
		TheDuke on Fri 27 June 2008 said... I punish him if he doesn't answer the call of the bell.
		SlagOnJunk on Fri 27 June 2008 said... Kids will start going under the knife soon. Who wants to look like an eleven year old when you can look like a five year old?
		TheDuke on Fri 27 June 2008 said... Plastic surgery should give you the option of not looking like a human. How good would it be to look like Lion-o?
		MrsMoon on Fri 27 June 2008 said... TheDuke, your knob sounds ever so dapper, is a dress code enforced in your house, then?
		littleleopard82 on Fri 27 June 2008 said... my computer is really fucking me off
		littleleopard82 on Fri 27 June 2008 said... my computer is really fucking me off
		TheDuke on Fri 27 June 2008 said... Fuck it, lets go the whole hog with this and do head transplants. Saturday night on the piss with a huge rhino-head on your shoulders.
		TheDuke on Fri 27 June 2008 said... Bollock-slippers and a spunking jacket must be worn at all times, MM.
		TheDuke on Fri 27 June 2008 said... Rhino heads fucking rule. Can you imagine the pleasure a woman would get when you go down for supper?...you would look a twat trying to sexy dance to Husher though. I may have to rethink this. The pros and cons are confusing.
		TheDuke on Fri 27 June 2008 said... When i say "supper", i mean a twightlight munch off the pink plate of kippers. Just to clarify.
		ColdWarz on Fri 27 June 2008 said... TheDuke you just inspired me Tom's Rhinoplasty http://allsp.com/loading2.php?url=l.php?id=e11
		ColdWarz on Fri 27 June 2008 said... And The Hoff is in it. Quality
		TheDuke on Fri 27 June 2008 said... Back to front jacket please!! im fuelled on vodka, protein shakes and Mr Scruff. Im drowning fast in the mud of my mind. Someone throw me a lifeline. blows life jacket whistle for mental assistance
		TheDuke on Fri 27 June 2008 said... no aid comes, a lonely tophat bobs on the waves of obsurdity
		littleleopard82 on Fri 27 June 2008 said... leopard flies in on sea rescue plane ....throws down rope ladder...is it ...too late ....?
		TheDuke on Fri 27 June 2008 said... Yes, hes a goner and no mistake. celine dion mules her song out "near, far, where ever you...." Fuck off donkeys features, im drowning here.
		littleleopard82 on Fri 27 June 2008 said... haha , celine dion looks like a fucking hamster , old golfball cheeks
		libertyvalance2008 on Fri 27 June 2008 said... its where she keeps her rohipnol and gaffer tape
		littleleopard82 on Fri 27 June 2008 said... is she still married to that old git ?
		libertyvalance2008 on Fri 27 June 2008 said... Shes married!!!! catch me LL im falling. Who the fuck married her
		littleleopard82 on Fri 27 June 2008 said... some old cunt he's a bout gazillion ? ( is that a real age ?)
		libertyvalance2008 on Fri 27 June 2008 said... Lol, if you want it to be, it is
		littleleopard82 on Fri 27 June 2008 said... aint he a film director or is that mariah carey's one ? good fall back though if the old singing don't work out
		KenBoonsmotorbike on Fri 27 June 2008 said... Sorry, I stopped reading after "Beauty Jouranalist".....
		Kitty on Sat 28 June 2008 said... littleleopard, Celine Dion's husband isn't just a gazillion years old, he is also a gazillionaire. Hence ol' pointy chin Dion's initial interest in him during her youth.
		dandyboy on Sat 28 June 2008 said... The fact that someone's proud to call themselves a 'beauty journalist' speaks fucking volumes.
		dandyboy on Sat 28 June 2008 said... Come on Mr HM, at least one or two new submissions! I'm going to have to find something to do now, or, heaven forbid, go out...
		TheDuke on Sat 28 June 2008 said... Stay put Dandy. The real world is a nasty place....though some of the things i read on here from last night are pretty bad.
		TheDuke on Sat 28 June 2008 said... On Time Team, Ive just heard the words "Jennys trench has been the most productive". Im sniggering like im 12.
		libertyvalance2008 on Sat 28 June 2008 said... Tony: Where did you find that Carenza?.......Carenza: I just dug it out of my trench......Me: laughs till I shat
		Kitty on Sat 28 June 2008 said... "Can I stand in your trench Carenza?" "If you can find room, Tony...." Personally I love Time Team, although Phil Harding's fingernails offend me. As for Eve Cameron, never bloody heard of her, but bound to be a botoxed harpy.
		tigerstail on Sat 28 June 2008 said... Sad,mad professors from central casting.Grow up lads.
		SukieBapswent on Sat 28 June 2008 said... "women are constantly asking me which cream to recommend" according to Eve...well Eve how about a nice dose of man muck maybe that cream will stop you blithering on and give you something else to think about. Oh and as for "women who are not ready yet for cosmetic injections" well how about a pork injection that in turn, presumably will give you a cream to recommend and then you wont be constantly asked about it you cunt
		Dendiol on Sun 29 June 2008 said... Who the fuck are these botox inflated cunts who harp on about beauty products? Nadine fucking Bagott