fuckwit on Fri 20 June 2008 said... Walkers is the no 1 food brand in the UK. Says it all...
buzzybelew on Fri 20 June 2008 said... Surrender flavour crisps.
BigVern on Fri 20 June 2008 said... I have a feeling this post is a Tastless waste of time too
Chamovski on Fri 20 June 2008 said... yeh you're right about your post Bigvern.
gobenji on Fri 20 June 2008 said... The paprika crisps I had in Portugal were fucking ace.
DapperDan on Fri 20 June 2008 said... Chamovski: When you are done sucking off BigVern give me a shout, I could do with some rimming, ta.
Skiffer on Fri 20 June 2008 said... Paprika Ruffles rock at 11am on the beach with some Jamaican Bacon (Beer can)
Chamovski on Fri 20 June 2008 said... DapperDan: When you can truly prove your hetrosexuality ill endulge you in your mano a mano banter. Quebber.
Chamovski on Fri 20 June 2008 said... It's tastEless anyhow. cunt.
DapperDan on Fri 20 June 2008 said... Chamovski: until that day I will keep rubbing my filthy monkey in anticipation...
littleleopard82 on Fri 20 June 2008 said... all crisps are just fucking mank , greasy, unsatisfying....snacks should always be, a nice cheeseboard, crackers and lots of red wine
Skiffer on Fri 20 June 2008 said... I do concur Little leopard although that is harder to come by on a beach in a backward country like Spain.
It's also a fucker to find a nice bit of Davidstow Cheddar.
RightRoyalBastard on Fri 20 June 2008 said... *pops cork on rather good Château LaFitte* You were saying leopard...?
sonofadiddly on Fri 20 June 2008 said... Davidstow Cheddar? Is that walkers or pringles
littleleopard82 on Fri 20 June 2008 said... , i like chateau neuf du pape RRB , * cuts a nice slice of soft creamy brie , places between teeth leans over to RRB*
RightRoyalBastard on Fri 20 June 2008 said... *swallows half of brie after getting eyeful from leopard when she leant over* A good point about the Neuf but you have to get the right vintage. Oh and prices now are starting to take the piss...
littleleopard82 on Fri 20 June 2008 said... there's 3 ain't there? i can only ever afford the roughly about 11 quid bottle , oh and did i mention the cheeseboard is my body ?? the st. agur is just under my right breast...becareful not to cut me with the cheese knife
RightRoyalBastard on Fri 20 June 2008 said... *Pulls out antique samurai sword* Now lie very, very still leopard. You trust me, don't you?...
littleleopard82 on Fri 20 June 2008 said... of course !! but i mean if you nick me then thats ok ...no pain no gain eh ?
RightRoyalBastard on Fri 20 June 2008 said... I've got the cheese sweats. *Throws samurai sword in artful fashion so it hammers into the wall. Hangs suit jacket on hilt and starts unbuttoning shirt while looking meaningfully at Leopard* You're covered in cheese remnants. I think you need a shower...
littleleopard82 on Fri 20 June 2008 said... oh yes *looks up and down herself * but who's going to scrub the crumbs of chedder from my chesticles ? *steps into bath leans against cold , wet......tiles , gasps*
RightRoyalBastard on Fri 20 June 2008 said... *Finds loofah and slides into bath behind Leopard* Now where's that soap...
littleleopard82 on Fri 20 June 2008 said... oh look is just there on the floor of the bath bends down to her knees to get soap ......though something hits her face on the way down ....oh
Shagsack on Fri 20 June 2008 said... Those big bags of Cheetos you get in Spain are brilliant, however. Like Wotsits, but better.
libertyvalance2008 on Fri 20 June 2008 said... Oi wankers, I live in Europe.....
littleleopard82 on Fri 20 June 2008 said... so are you an ex pat or what dicky ? or are you a johnny foreigner ....?
libertyvalance2008 on Fri 20 June 2008 said... *sob* you of all people *sob* don't hate meeeeee *sob*
littleleopard82 on Fri 20 June 2008 said... me of all people ! what are ye then ??
littleleopard82 on Fri 20 June 2008 said... you are ex dickym :( ... u better watch your mouth now ! don't want libertyvalance disappearing now do we
libertyvalance2008 on Fri 20 June 2008 said... Id rather watch ur mouth....
littleleopard82 on Fri 20 June 2008 said... now now dicky , i don't want to go upsetting anyone again with my lew innuendo's ......i've never like the colour green
libertyvalance2008 on Fri 20 June 2008 said... 28, 29, 30, 31, 32........
littleleopard82 on Fri 20 June 2008 said... keep counting ...not long now dear
IHateTomatoJuice on Sat 21 June 2008 said... Objecting to international crisp standards is a futile as trying to toilet-train your 2-year old by just shitting on the floor in front of it. All 'Crisps' are for stupid fat cunts who are going to die of heart attacks in their late 50s/early 60s, and good fucking riddance too.
milkplus on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Ask for crisps in Europe and you're met with a blank stare. Ask for chips and you get flavourless manky crisps. Cunts
