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Estate Agents	Now the house market is crashing - you know that these cunts will be using every crafty trick they have to keep their perrier fridges stocked

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		BigVernn on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Perrier? What are you stuck in the 80's. Gaylord
		chinky on Tue 01 July 2008 said... The next original post on cunts corner is going to be about traffic wardens.
		BigVern on Tue 01 July 2008 said... your underpants are from the 80's Vernn you scruffy cunt
		Kermit on Tue 01 July 2008 said... nah OP was just referring to the creme de la creme of estate agent cunts: Foxtons.
		BigVernn on Tue 01 July 2008 said... I wanked in yours this morning...that wasn't 'left over facbric conditioner' you daft cunt. Enjoy wallowing in my STD's for the rest of the day.
		milkplus on Tue 01 July 2008 said... I hope they all get made redundant and kill themselves
		BigVern on Tue 01 July 2008 said... I'm not wearing any today so the Jokes on you el cunto!!
		Barbersmith on Tue 01 July 2008 said... What milkplus said.
		BigVernn on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Wandering the toon naked again are ya? Mum and me aint coming to sign you out again. You can stay sectioned you piss-stained imbecile.
		BigVernsBumChum on Tue 01 July 2008 said... You coming around tonight BigVern?
		ComradeDuch on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Good one OP. Fucking Foxtons with their trendy bar which serves...water. Do people really find that a benefit buying their house from a place with expensive (but bland) interior design rather than any old estate agent? After the sale you don't hang out with them any more. Also, they are massive cunts, I hope the market crash leaves them all destitute
		BigVernn on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Fuck off. You haven't paid me for last time. Where's my bottle of white lightening?
		BigVernsBumChum on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Stop being coy in front of your friends, Vern
		BigVernn on Tue 01 July 2008 said... I'm not being coy you cunt. I told you. I'm not doing that again until you pay me. Fucking sore for a week i was.
		BigVern on Tue 01 July 2008 said... I quite like this BigVenn geezer it's like having a personal assistant
		BigVernn on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Fuck off Vern. Like you wanted me to personally assist you remove that bottke from your arse. I've told you. Don't go bigger than wine size - those 2ltr ribena cunts are only for real men.
		JiggeryCock on Tue 01 July 2008 said... The plot? It went thataway! Anyhow, estate agents can stick their 'in need of some modernizing' sales talk up their suprisingly spacious arseholes
		sandyman on Tue 01 July 2008 said... my house has dropped 4% in value this year alone, cunts
		merf on Tue 01 July 2008 said... and what 'tricks' exactly have they got now the fact that the pound signs have been removed from every greedy cunts eyes who expected to make 20% pa for life for sitting on their arse? you can force a div to buy a shirt they don't like, maybe even a car but they're going to trick you into a 25y commitment then get you impossible to find high income multiple funding. the OP is a total total tosser and needs to finish their sociology A level then get an idea how the real world works. cunt.
		RoosterDiamond on Wed 02 July 2008 said... I'm with milkplus on this. Wankers all.