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		RicardoSplat on Thu 29 May 2008 said... Just because you failed the interview for Foxton's, OP!
		Bongo on Thu 29 May 2008 said... Gang of cunts all of them - especially any fucker that drives a Foxtons mini.
		littleleopard82 on Thu 29 May 2008 said... it may be because he couldn't spell ....its WHIRL ......i dont know whats going on with estate agents anyway , i know they are all far too strong aftershave wearing cunts with far to much bounce , cheesy fuckwits ........
		JiggeryCock on Thu 29 May 2008 said... They'll all become charity muggers - another job requiring boundless chutzpah, zero self-awareness and the ability to never take no for an answer
		BurningWheel on Thu 29 May 2008 said... Shower of cunts are usually called Guy or Vernon.
		Rolz on Thu 29 May 2008 said... I fucking despise all Estate cunts! Rip-off, Pinstripe-wearing fuckers who make London an even shitter place to live....
		Barbersmith on Thu 29 May 2008 said... These parasitic wankers are going down.
		mrkanish on Thu 29 May 2008 said... Hi you're through to easyjet how may I help you
		batteredcodpiece on Thu 29 May 2008 said... Send them off to Vlad the Impaler, he knows what to do. A double line of them on stakes all the way up the M1 would look good.
		ChunkyMunky on Thu 29 May 2008 said... Would be nice to put the heads on spikes on the gates around the tower of london to discourage the others...fucking vermin. Or dress them up as tramps and leave Dicky M to administer the coup de grace...
		WinkyWankyWoo on Thu 29 May 2008 said... I've got enough dough stashed away from the boom of the last few years to not have to worry about a little dip in the property market. Might have to sell the wifes Porsche though.
		RightRoyalBastard on Thu 29 May 2008 said... Am buying at the minute and, as I've got a large deposit and no chain they are all trying to suck me off. It's all "oh Mr Bastard so good to see you" and "I know we represent the sellers but we're on your side really. Because we're mates you and me, aren't we?" Get fucked you toad...
		Kermit on Thu 29 May 2008 said... Estate agents tick all the boxes in the Moron book: their desperation at trying to sell you a mouldy windowless 2 bedroom flat fills me with murderous thoughts. Most of them still live at their parents ( yes you the fat bitch at Jacksons), or share an open plan shitty flat with another estate agent vermin.No future for these lower than life bunch of cretins of the highest order. Ps: you smell cheap too. Ditch the Lynx and the Farenheit too!
		Kentpumas on Thu 29 May 2008 said... ...and have you noticed how all the women estate agents use the worst fake tan in the world?!!!
		WinkyWankyWoo on Thu 29 May 2008 said... Don't forget that it's the people who are selling their houses who are responsible for gazumping.
		Vlad on Thu 29 May 2008 said... I would connect their nipples to rusty electrodes and administer a power drill to the genitals. They would then have rusty nails banged into their heads just far enough so I could stimulate certain motor points on their brain and make them dance a crazy dance. I would then remove their spleen with a grapefruit knife and make them eat it before draining all the blood from their bodies and bathing in it. then obviously the head ona spike thing....
		jnewco81 on Thu 29 May 2008 said... Good idea about spiking heads - this is one custom that needs bringing back
		media__whore on Thu 29 May 2008 said... I always show the wanker sign to Foxtons mini's as they drive past, even my girlfriend has stopped using the the C word and now uses the term 'you Foxton' to proclaim her dislike of me on occasion
		SaleoftheCentury on Thu 29 May 2008 said... Thing is, the mini is only for the plebs who don't sell enough houses and hit their targets and they should be reminded of such at every available opportunity. In ways that others seem to be so much better at devising...
		Kermit on Thu 29 May 2008 said... media_whore: your lady uses the C word, does she? hmmm.... classy bird! better she sticks to Foxton, it conveys more disdain, yet is not so gross in her lovely mouth....
		SaleoftheCentury on Thu 29 May 2008 said... Hows the new job Kermit, busy are you?
		Kermit on Thu 29 May 2008 said... zZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzz....
		lancehenrikson on Thu 29 May 2008 said... Alright, you bunch of sperm satchels, tell me one fucking job where everyone is a fucking saint? Apart from saints or Southampton footballers, obviously. Doctors, overpaid wankers, Firemen, decorators with a arson hobby, Nurses, do nothing drunks who kill more than they keep...we're all bastards.
		buzzybelew on Thu 29 May 2008 said... I think a petition for the heads-on-a-spike-up-the-M1 sounds do-able, to me. Cunts the lot of them. And the fucking Solicitors.
		TheDuke on Thu 29 May 2008 said... I make rainbows for a living. Thats not a bad job.
		TheDuke on Thu 29 May 2008 said... ...and at night i walk the streets putting the 'twinkle' into the eyes of happy couples.
		littleleopard82 on Thu 29 May 2008 said... i make pots of gold duke fancy going into buisness ...all we need now would be a leprechaun .....any applicants??
		Kitty on Thu 29 May 2008 said... Smug, overfed, bloated, red faced cunts. Estate agents, not Leprechauns.
		littleleopard82 on Thu 29 May 2008 said... ha ha ha ha ha!! i find they are either short like leprechauns or either weirdly tall
		MrBeefy on Thu 29 May 2008 said...
		MrBeefy on Thu 29 May 2008 said... Speechless.
		poshfloozy on Thu 29 May 2008 said... The word chutzpah doesn't get used enough. Ta Jiggery!
		morrisonhotel on Thu 29 May 2008 said... Ricardo Splat, surely having to resort to becoming an estate agent is just admitting that someone isn't clever enough to be a barrister (and, therefore, even employees of Foxton's are failures as well)?
		MrBeefy on Thu 29 May 2008 said... The estate agent that sold me my house was really fit. Didn't tell me that I'd still be working on the fucker 3 years in.
		Kitty on Thu 29 May 2008 said... Never trust them Beefy, not even if they have come hither eyes and massive norks.
		Gantsta on Fri 30 May 2008 said... I don't think Solicitors need to be tarred with the same brush as these knobs, but I do think the "conveyancing houses" who are the Estate Agents' 'recommended conveyancers' are the biggest shower of bastards I have seen in a long time. To do conveyancing you don't even need to be a solicitor. I send all of my paperwork off on time, as does Vendor, and what does the over-tanned bird who files her nails for a living at the conveyancers do? Fucks off on holiday, not bothering to tell anyone we needed to complete by a particular date. Cunt!
		skibbba on Fri 30 May 2008 said... I fully endorse this entry. Hahaha the wankers!
		krysis on Fri 30 May 2008 said... Fair point, Estate Agents truly are cunts, I should know I am one, but it is possible to be a genuine cunt who is fully aware of the peaking levels of cuntness that flows through them and get on and do a job, Rather than being one of your less aware complete "believe your own hype" Estate Agents that have been Afore mentioned above. Running around in the sign written cars, never calling back when they say they will, wearing sunglasses with a pin stripe suite, all very tediously stereotypical. Trust me I deal with many, many other cunty Estate Agents on a daily basis and its those fucktards that work for the corporates that are closing down one at a time thanks to a slight dip in the market. I'll mention no names, Haart, Humberts, Felicity J Lloyd, Foxtons. Over smug, George @ Asda Suit wearing, uber cunts that they are. Thank god for lettings is all i say otherwise i'd be fucked!
		Thesniggeringcunt on Fri 30 May 2008 said... Recruitment consultants - Failed estate agents? Yup
		Thesniggeringcunt on Fri 30 May 2008 said... Recruitment consultants - Failed estate agents? Yup
		slinkybackrinkadink on Fri 30 May 2008 said... OP's right, it's time they got a little comeuppance after lining their pockets for years. It's only a good thing as it will get rid of the shit ones who couldn't see which way the wind was blowing.