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ENGLAND	Gordon Brown, the war on terror, England not qualifying for Euro 2008, unpredicatble weather, high transport fares, expensive housing, no idea how many asylum seekers they have let in, high petrol prices, binge drinking idiots, the media, ashley cole, 14 year old gangsters, community support officers fuck me i could be here all day.........this is not the cuntry it should be!

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		chickenkiev on Wed 11 June 2008 said... the tragedy is the that you're right, but someone will call you "Angry from Hemel Hempstead" or summat
		hamstir on Wed 11 June 2008 said... thank fuck i stay in Scotland then
		clusterfuck78 on Wed 11 June 2008 said... hey, Euro 2008 is quite good.
		Barbersmith on Wed 11 June 2008 said... How long until the first Daily Mail reference?
		Dollydagger on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Nice views from the south-west coast, though.
		FuckYouCunts on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Don't forget home to Holy Moly and its loyal army of comment cunts
		Topguntop on Wed 11 June 2008 said... i agree, however i personally think euro 08 is better off without the most unjustified pre tournament favourites the world has ever known.
		claire on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Try Japan?
		dandyboy on Wed 11 June 2008 said... No, I don't they should be in Euro 2008 either.
		thirdman on Wed 11 June 2008 said... None of those things are anything new, the country has been plagued by similar problems for centuries - try learning a bit of history.
		KenBoonsmotorbike on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Yes, Yes, Yes OP - I reckonlode you are indeedy most in needlode of a holidale. I don't mean with a tenty tin pot jingledang'n stride the hills. More of a couple of weeks on the Continold with plenty of over boozy with cheaply wine and wake up with head like a penduload - Deep Joy! Then see if you still hatey hatey Engly-place!
		Hieronymous on Wed 11 June 2008 said... I'm rather fond of it actually.
		shitkicker on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Ashley Cole has been plagueing the country for centuries?
		on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Boggzy is that you again?
		Hillbilly on Wed 11 June 2008 said... That Stanley Unwin stuff is very good KenBoonsmotorbike. He did a cracking job on the record Petal by Wubble U. Anyway, I reckon England is OK otherwise millions of people wouldn't wantr to come and live here. You can avoid most of the shit things by keeping out of towns and cities. In spite of the bad shit we live well. Better than the whole of Africa, South America and probably Russia and East Europe as well as most Asian countries. I like it here. We are lucky. English beer is the best in the world!
		jacobsdad on Wed 11 June 2008 said... "In spite of the bad shit we live well. Better than the whole of Africa, South America and probably Russia and East Europe as well as most Asian countries.". Yeah funny how we appear to be in rapid decline whilst the aforementioned are generally getting better at everything (well, except Africa that is which much be a real shite place to live).
		dandyboy on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Think English beer being the best in the world is pushing it, but we can get most of it here so I'm not complaining.
		SLICKRICK on Wed 11 June 2008 said... I wish those asylum seekers would stop taking our jobs!!
		Hillbilly on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Yeah we desperate to do those minimum wage jobs aren't we.
		teddypendennis on Wed 11 June 2008 said... We're all going to hell in a handcart.
		teddypendennis on Wed 11 June 2008 said... So you can all just fuck off.
		KenBoonsmotorbike on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Good one Hillbilly - immigration/cheap labour is the new slavery - apart from they get paid... but you know what I mean.
		SLICKRICK on Wed 11 June 2008 said... don't get me started on the working classes!
		Mohammered on Wed 11 June 2008 said... This country is run by idiots for idioits. Most of us here deserve it.
		boggzy on Wed 11 June 2008 said... No Cumgargler you cheeky twatface! How the hell could I criticize a country that gave us Lucy Pinder, Wetherspoons, and a fantastic road numbering system? Actually, I agree with Mohammered.
		bystander on Wed 11 June 2008 said... I like a nice queue, a cup of tea and a half coated digestive, mustn't grumble.
		KenBoonsmotorbike on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Come on people it's not that bad is it? Or am I a sad, deluded sack of shit? As if I didn't know.....
		buzzybelew on Wed 11 June 2008 said... This country was a world leader in the development and production of root vegetables on a scale never seen before in history. To see it now, a shadow of it's former self, is a sad sight indeed. My father, who was a leading light in the root vegetable industry at the height of this country's war with Germany and who fought bravely at the Battle of the Bulge - and lost a leg, one eye and three teeth in that infamous conflict - would be spinning in his allotment grave.
		MrBeefy on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Only a true clunge would complain about the weather in this country unless they were a) labotomised or b) about 12 years old. Get over yourself. Some of us love living here, you daft twat.
		Bauerpower on Wed 11 June 2008 said... oh go away OP you terrible bore
		RoosterDiamond on Wed 11 June 2008 said... OP is right, which is why I go the fuck out of there 8 years ago, and it was shit then! And the weather is shite Beefy, but if you like it in England then I guess it doesn't matter. I liked England for a long time but living somewhere that is so much better on every level puts good old blighty into perspective. And that perspective is that England is an immigrant riddled, over crowded, cold dirty dangerous shit pit.
		poomanchu on Wed 11 June 2008 said... couldn´t have said it better myself,england is a cunthole of a place,
		Lil on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Too fucking right.
		MrBeefy on Wed 11 June 2008 said... My bit of England is very nice.
		MrsMoon on Wed 11 June 2008 said... ...so's mine Beefy, rolling hills, a fine vista of Dartmoor on the horizon, the locals building a huge wicker man....beautiful.
		dandyboy on Wed 11 June 2008 said... On a clear day I can see Brixton Prison.
		RoosterDiamond on Thu 12 June 2008 said... On a clear day I can see right around the coastline of the Bay of Plenty, from Papamoa/Mt Maunganui to the Eastern Bay and White Island. Brixton prison, while a sight to behold in it's own right, doesn't do it for me.
		poomanchu on Thu 12 June 2008 said... so dandyboy,you see brixton prision 2 maybe 3 times a year
		SaleoftheCentury on Thu 12 June 2008 said... That's nice DandyBoy, quite envious in some bizarre way which I can't quite pinpoint. Ahhhhh that will be the occasional bout of homesickness.
		buzzybelew on Thu 12 June 2008 said... I close my eyes and I see rainbow coloured sheep and chocolate mice tap dancing on the blue meadows of Rigel 7 while Mozart plays the harpsichord for Jimi Hendrix. But it's probably the acid.
		JiggeryCock on Thu 12 June 2008 said... RoosterDiamond the first to play the ball-achingly funny 'England is immigrant riddled which is why I emigrated' card
		WeakAtTheKnees on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Right JG, I hope the fucking locals wherever Rooster lives start banging on about how their cuntry is riddled with immigrants and overcrowded with cunts you unoriginal racist little piece of fucking shit. And look up the definition of irony you maggot
		BlartMonster on Thu 12 June 2008 said... RoosterDiamond is the sort of cunt I'm glad to see emigrate. Now fuck off, go and have your warm beer and egg n chips in yer actual British boozer run by some other boring ex-pat who remembers when "Britain was Great" and all that shit. I'd rather have 10 Polish plumbers in here instead of you, you whinging tosser. And if you hate Britain so much, I hope you've given up your citizenship in your new country where YOU are the filthy immigrant. And don't forget to stay there when you need a colostomy bag fitted, you turd
		RoosterDiamond on Thu 12 June 2008 said... You are all right. I am an immigrant now. And I too would rather have 10 Polish plumbers in England than me because it is shit there, and I never want to go back. I have given up my citizenship, I am slightly racist and I have never said when "Britain was Great" because it wassn't and it isn't. And the country I live in is not riddled with immigrants like me, but there is an increasing number of English people here now,which is bringing the place down a bit. Now fuck off the lot of you and enjoy the rest of your lives in England.
		WeakAtTheKnees on Fri 13 June 2008 said... Rooster, i really, really hope that you get a taste of your own medicine you racist prick. i hope that whatever white haven that you now call home turns round and starts blaming all Brits (and it's British cunt, not English) for all of that countries problems and start to fucking hate you based on where you were born. And then I hope you die, slowly and alone
		BlartMonster on Fri 13 June 2008 said... Rooster, I'd like to say you're a cunt of the highest order who will ironically get his arse kicked by the local racist bunch but that's way too much to hope for. Even a dose of ebola would be fun but even germs have standards. Fuck off and never come back, we don't want nor need cunts like you.
		RoosterDiamond on Sun 15 June 2008 said... weakattheknees and blart. I am a cunt of the highest order - thanks for bestowing that honor on me. I can't really be bothered continuing this, but I thought you would be disappointed if I didn't alt least acknowledge the time and effort you have spent putting me to rights. What a difference it has made. And you have both changed my opinion of the residents of the United Kingdom. Cheers. Rooster.