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Elvis Isn't Dead	Or whatever the fucking song is called. I don't who fucking sings this shit, but they're a saggy flange of the highest order.

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		MrsMoon on Sat 14 June 2008 said... Far better song is Elvis Is Dead by Peter and the Test Tube Babies, google the lyrics...but don't if you're an Elvis fan...
		MrBeefy on Sat 14 June 2008 said... Nice. Same lyric writer as 'lightsaber cock-sucking blues' I reckon.
		MrPickles on Sat 14 June 2008 said... Or even better than that is a song called 'Elvis Might Be Dead' by Ernest and the fence-sitters, google the lyrics if your undecided or just dont care.
		kwebb on Sun 15 June 2008 said... Elvis runs the hand car wash near the roundabout in Bermondsey. True.
		weyoun on Sun 15 June 2008 said... Mrs Moon, didn't they also do a cheeky little number called "Breast cancer"? Has to be heard to be believed.
		buzzybelew on Sun 15 June 2008 said... Evil is alive and well and living in my jiggery guts. Whisps of green, fetid mustard gas seep from my faulty ring occasionally and lay waste to any nearby flesh.
		MrsMoon on Sun 15 June 2008 said... ...they also did a follow up song called 'Intensive Care' with the opening lyric, "I've just been beaten up by a ted, coz of our song Elvis Presley is dead,He rearranged my teeth though he weren't a dentist, I would have run away but I was a bit pissed. Intensive, intensive care, I'm in intensive care."
		slinkybackrinkadink on Sun 15 June 2008 said... He is dead. I killed him. Currently on the run from the Graceland Hit Squad. Anybody got a handy priest hole for me? waits for fall out of 'priest hole'
		BustySinclair on Sun 15 June 2008 said... is that the same as a 'glory hole'?
		Kitty on Sun 15 June 2008 said... or quim hole?
		MrsMoon on Sun 15 June 2008 said... slinkybackrinkadink, aren't the Catholic church trying to stamp that sort of thing out?
		weyoun on Sun 15 June 2008 said... Ah they just don't write them like that any more.
		kwebb on Mon 16 June 2008 said... "Elvis - was a hero. to most but he never meant shit to me..."etc
		BlartMonster on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Good news for Elvis fans; the fat cunt's still losing weight
		CaptainCuntflaps on Mon 16 June 2008 said... A priest hole in a Victorian gothic folly? Nonsense!
		acranea on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Mrs Moon.Saw PTTB about 6 months ago.Peter is as fat as Elvis ever was & looked very fetching in a loud Hawaiian shirt.He'd just been paid £1500 for ONE night's DJing in a club in Brazil so was getting the beers in.Nice to know that forgotten legends still have something to fall back on.Top night out too...Elvis,Supermodels,Banned From The Pubs,Jinx,Vicars Wank Too Misty eyed nostalgia.
		Kermit on Tue 17 June 2008 said... This song is a gigantic turd, one of the most annoying around in fact...all the work of a really shitty band called Scouting for Girls. Someone please shoot them...
		crazyape on Wed 18 June 2008 said... I agree, its SHITE. they are called "Scouting for girls" but i bet they arn't even interested in girls, the bunch of sausage jokeys

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