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For being useless orangejacketed estuary speaking mongs who couldn't fly a fucking plane on time even if they were the only airline in the sky.
No I do not want a scalding coffee for £1.65 at 7:00 in the morning just after youve woken me up by clocking me on the knee with your aluminium hostess trolley. The fact that I screamed out 'fucking cunt' should have been a pointer.
Also the reason why i wear headphones and sunglasses on the flight is not because i want to look like Ray Charles.. it is because I dont want to be disturbed ... cunts.
The orange jacketed staff would be more suited to serving at an NCP or Boots counter
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