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Earthquake	This particular quote from BBC news "I thought I was probably going to get killed." Melodramatic twats i didn't feel a fucking thing. It was probably the equivalent of a HGV going past and shaking the windows a little...

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		TheMonk on Wed 27 February 2008 said... Followed by some bloke on News 24 saying "Then I heard someone saying 'Help me, Dad'" - That'd be your son/daughter numbnuts
		DickyM on Wed 27 February 2008 said... eeee by gum, me whippet were barkin an me chip pan fell ont floor..........you fucking monkeys, I here more noise living by a road
		kwebb on Wed 27 February 2008 said... "Earthquake in Lincolnshire - Tens of Pounds of Damage"
		Belms on Wed 27 February 2008 said... Oh dear, oh dear DickyM. Grammar Nazis, ASSEMBLE !, Spelling Stasi - CONVERGE ! (And no, not because of the colloquial spelling you caaahhhnts)
		mathowesuk on Wed 27 February 2008 said... i felt the earth move for me last night as well. the missus farted in bed. fuck me i thought it would never end and it fucking stank. fat bitch.
		snelldiablo on Wed 27 February 2008 said... We all rushed into the living room to see if our obligatory student pyramid of beer cans had fallen over. Not even a wobble. Now we need to think up another reason for having it. Earthquake cunt.
		SpackoMcDribble on Wed 27 February 2008 said... I heard some bellend on the news saying "I thought it was terrorists at first!" - yeah, right, terrorists in Lincoln after your beloved spuds.
		princessrohypnol on Wed 27 February 2008 said... I posted this... And yes i am from OOOOP North, but i still slept through the whole thing. But the funniest thing was when i logged onto facebook this morning (yes that makes me a cunt... but i'm 19 so fuck off all you old bastards and deal with it) people's status read things like "was scared by the earthquake" HAHA
		snelldiablo on Wed 27 February 2008 said... It was about 1 second long for fucks sake. Being pissed made it really funny. Where's this horror people talk about?
		dandyboy on Wed 27 February 2008 said... I've just had Radio 5 on and it's full of cunts spinning stories out. "I was in bed and felt it and then I got a text message from my friend because she's been with me when we were in an Earthquake before and she asked me if I felt it and I said I did and asked her if she felt it and then my boyfriend..." SHUT UP!!! I lasted what, 10, 15 seconds? The guy who took 5 minutes to explain that he thought he was having a funny turn (but obviously went to bed as opposed to calling a doctor, that's how convinced he was) took the fucking biscuit.
		princessrohypnol on Wed 27 February 2008 said... I had taken diazepam last night so i wouldn't have felt it if Beth Ditto had come round and jumped on my bed either i suppose. Yeah but people will be like "ooooh its all that global warming you know" whats happening to the world today... I'll tell you whats happening it's full of overreacting CUNTS thats what.
		RadioactiveKid on Wed 27 February 2008 said... grooms princessrohypnol
		princessrohypnol on Wed 27 February 2008 said... Are you asking to be date raped Radioactivekid?
		Jendy on Wed 27 February 2008 said... Terrified, Manchester: I was fast asleep when I was abruptly awoken by mirrored wardrobes in the bedroom violently shaking. The noise was incredible, especially so early in the morning. My first reaction was to check that my girlfriend was OK . Realizing what was happening around us I immediately woke her up and said “baby there is an earthquake, are you alright?” she opened her eyes briefly and said “Shut up and go back to sleep” she was clearly in a state of shock and unable to show any kind of emotion, knowing that she was sleeping through what quite possibly was the most powerful force the UK has ever dealt with. That was the end of the ordeal and I nodded off back to sleep knowing we were lucky to have survived.
		RadioactiveKid on Wed 27 February 2008 said... If you're offering princess
		JiggeryCock on Wed 27 February 2008 said... If you thought that was an earthquake, you've never heard Black Sabbath (Posted this as a ROML but clearly the binary mechanism facilitation the posting of rules is set to '0' today)
		Jendy on Wed 27 February 2008 said... I just hope no one from California or families of the 500 or so who died in Peru last Summer managed to watch GMTV this morning
		Bottomdweller on Wed 27 February 2008 said... Yet again the spastics from London getting all sniffy because it didn't happen in their wretched cesspit. It was actually a pretty exciting event for those of us who got the full brunt of it. So why don't you whinging Southern halfwits shut your whiney cunting mouths because the only reason you didnt experience it is because you were to busy fucking your relatives and other farmyard animals.
		skinnyslutsmakemepuke on Wed 27 February 2008 said... The one in Kent last year was quite fun actually. And I was working at the time - on a Sunday.
		PrincessTiiaammii on Wed 27 February 2008 said... it was quite exciting if you were half asleep....
		billybobbollockchops on Wed 27 February 2008 said... and dont forget.........GMTV and SKY etc is sensationalist London shit, thats why the coverage is so wank. If you watched the regional news they have better less hyper coverage. It woke me up and scared the shit out of me, not used to my bed moving around on its own. Plus my chimney fell through the fucking dining room ceiling.
		DingDangHoulihan on Wed 27 February 2008 said... i heard there was a UFO sighting
		bystander on Wed 27 February 2008 said... I was very worried about our pile of turnips and the living room floor rippled but the turnips are OK thank the Lord.
		DickyM on Wed 27 February 2008 said... oh yeah, im thick arnt I
		Bottomdweller on Wed 27 February 2008 said... Well you can't fucking spell so you're well on the way to being a dimwit.
		MerylHighground on Wed 27 February 2008 said... Our future is no longer safe, it's official - 19 yr olds on Facebook AND diazepam?? I blame Thatcher.
		skinnyslutsmakemepuke on Wed 27 February 2008 said... She's not from Bridgend is she?
		princessrohypnol on Wed 27 February 2008 said... Errrm bottomdweller i'm the cunt that posted this and i can assure you i live in the north and i stand by original post.
		princessrohypnol on Wed 27 February 2008 said... Also MerylHighground i will quite happily sell you my prescriptions if you wish.
		diepiggy on Wed 27 February 2008 said... midget porn and earth quakes MMMMMMMMmm
		MerylHighground on Wed 27 February 2008 said... Thanks love, but I occasionally catch headlines in the Daily Mail - enough to make anyone want to end it all tomorrow, without prescription tranquillisers. Make sure you save some drugs up for your twenties though - you're a long time alive.
		jeannekat on Wed 27 February 2008 said... There was a small one when I was home in California for Christmas with the family......it was more like a sonic boom rattling the windows,and didn't even make the local evening news. But I can understand getting worked up by one if you've never experianced an earthquake.
		Hashishin on Wed 27 February 2008 said... oi bumdweller, who died and made you the spelling police ?
		randomboo on Wed 27 February 2008 said... I was in bed when that one happened in Folkestone last summer, I'd have shit my pants..if I was wearing any
		ahknowme on Wed 27 February 2008 said... The earth didn't move for me. Not very effective down south.
		EvilFecker on Wed 27 February 2008 said... Fuck, I bet it threw a spanner in the works for all those scabby Northerners collecting their dole this morning. Fuck me, let's get down the pub to get over the shock with our dole money, let's spend it all on fags too.
		lethalweaponpoo on Wed 27 February 2008 said... I absolutely SHAT myself
		Clerk on Wed 27 February 2008 said... YOU WEREN'T THERE MAAAN! YOU WEREN'T THEEEERE!!! where the hell do you live that you didn't feel it?