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eamon holme's dull wife on this morning so dull i don't even know her dull dull name. talk about what you know and who you know. she needs to get off my screen. another great fuck up by itv - surprised they don't just wheel kyle off from the next studio. now there's another story and another cunt

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bastardcuntflapsver2 on Thu 17 April 2008 said...
Yes but she has great tits and i would certainly fill her throat with spunk. I would put my huge cock down her throat and spunk in it then id fuck the shit out of her.
Stix on Thu 17 April 2008 said...
'Huge Cock' Hahaha! Yeah right.
bastardcuntflapsver2 on Thu 17 April 2008 said...
And secondly on this important matter, eamon holme's is one fat fucking obese cunt.That cunt wants toi start getting fucking shirts that fit. So if your reading this eamon, you are a simple obese irish pikey and im going to fuck your wife in the ass if she lets me. you fat cunt
MrsMoon on Thu 17 April 2008 said...
She has the charisma of a pot of dulux magnolia, and i've said it before, but she looks like she was put together in the basement of GMTV, 'telly blonde' bits lying all over the place....Eamon must of assembled her.
bastardcuntflapsv3 on Thu 17 April 2008 said...
You haven't even got a penis flaps. I know. I've shared bath water with you. You have a pathetic piece of grissle which you play with to make bigger before PE so the other boys don't laugh at you.
bastardcuntflapsver2 on Thu 17 April 2008 said...
Sorry bcfv3 but that is not what your dad said last night when I was fucking the bent cunt. He said my dick is the biggest he had seen. so fuck you cunt
DKP4 on Thu 17 April 2008 said...
Eamon Holmes' wife belongs in the heroes section, for allowing that fat, smug, slimy, Man U-supporting ringpiece to riddle her with jizz, thereby saving the rest of the world from a similar fate.
ComradeDuch on Thu 17 April 2008 said...
I didn't see it/her and therefore I am in no position to comment about her. My comment about Eemoon's fucking stupid whore bitch wife is that she's probably called 'Fatty paddy Manchester United gay fat mick twat Giggs Ronaldo Fat useless ugly bogtrotter Rooney lard smelly Pallister ugly TV pollute smell irish twat Ferguson fat United'
bastardcuntflapsver2 on Thu 17 April 2008 said...
She is called ruth langsford and she is a fucking whore
nosensenofeeling on Thu 17 April 2008 said...
Punctuation is your friend.
DKP4 on Thu 17 April 2008 said...
"paddy.. mick.. bogtrotter.. irish" What you got against the Irish, Comrade Duch? You're an even bigger shithead than Eamon Holmes. And coming from me, that's saying something. (p.s. if you say you're not in a position to comment on her, don't fucking well comment on her.)
ComradeDuch on Thu 17 April 2008 said...
ha ha ha fair enough, I'll excise the anti irish stuff, it's just that he's always harping on about it like it's a badge of honour, rather than a geographical accident of birth. I don't have any anti-Irish feelings, just plenty of anti-Holmes feelings. And a few Anti-fat Man U supporter feelings. The uneducated commentry was intended though DKP4 though, after all, this is HM.
dandyboy on Thu 17 April 2008 said...
I'm Irish through geographical accident of birth, but it doesn't stop me being ashamed of coming from the same island as the fat cunt.
Barbersmith on Thu 17 April 2008 said...
I've just seen some pictures of her and she has got big tits. So that's OK.
bastardcuntflapsver2 on Thu 17 April 2008 said...
I would like it if the bitch gave me a nice soapy titwank. and that fat cunt eamon holmes. I fucking tell you. He is fat. So fucking fat he has a photo taken of him from space just so they can fit him in. the fat cunt. And another thing. The fat cunt is irish. And no fucker likes them inbred fuckers.All thick as fucking shit. Eamon Holmes - what a fat cunt
MitchBuchanan on Thu 17 April 2008 said...
eamon holmes buys soiled ladies knickers off ebay. size, extra large
MrsMoon on Thu 17 April 2008 said...
I do, flaps2, i like the Irish so much, i'm marrying one....So shuddddaaaap!
OhGod on Thu 17 April 2008 said...
Me and the Missus saw her walking down the street once. Talk about her shit doesn't stink. Mutton as Lamb minger. Obviously no self respect if she's happy to let Holmes cough his filthy yoghurt all over her tits.
SuperRod on Thu 17 April 2008 said...
I'd give her a Good Roddling.
NotGot on Thu 17 April 2008 said...
Just googled her, and I would, if it weren't for knowing I'd be following Holmes...
bezrington on Thu 17 April 2008 said...
BCF: You are one fucked up individual.
kwebb on Fri 18 April 2008 said...
Is this the first HM wedding Mrs M - you and Dandy?! Do we need to call Cilla? "Errrrre I need an 'at for me 'ead"
HeroicDose on Fri 18 April 2008 said...
Mrs M, do you require anyone to reinforce the Irish stereotype by turning up at your wedding, drinking unnecessary amounts of alcohol and talking shit loudly in an Irish accent? If so, just let me know where and when.
dandyboy on Fri 18 April 2008 said...
As the groom I have a whole family to do all that Heroic, but we may have to have a seperate Holy Moly do. I'm not having you lot anywhere near my parents!
HeroicDose on Fri 18 April 2008 said...
Wise move dandyboy, wise move. Plus I am from N Ireland so I'd probably receive a swift beating just for being born nearer to Eamonn Holmes. So I would.
MrsMoon on Fri 18 April 2008 said...
Kwebb, i have a friend who does a great Cilla in drag, much more feminine...he will be my maid of honour!
MrsMoon on Fri 18 April 2008 said...
Any themes, ideas, we want to hear them!! (God help us!)
HeroicDose on Fri 18 April 2008 said...
I suggest a Viking theme. But then, I suggest that for everything. Including a trip to the shops.
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