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Eamon Holmes	A fat, smug, transparent and self-important Cuntoid. His insincerety is breathtaking. Eamon; you're a total wanker to work for, and, if you had'nt landed on your fat feet some years back (how you did'nt break both of them is a miracle) you vocation would more likely be in keeping with your character: A Wheelclamper.

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		neverforever on Wed 26 March 2008 said... FFS how hard is English grammar? The apostrophe repleaces the missing letter you thick cunt, it is HADN'T - DIDN'T.
		neverforever on Wed 26 March 2008 said... replaces - so who's the cunt now?
		dandyboy on Wed 26 March 2008 said... Just as hard as spelling, it would seem.
		Kitty on Wed 26 March 2008 said... Either way, Eammmmmonnnnnn is a fat, smug cunt.
		rainman on Wed 26 March 2008 said... Cool - another grammar debate. These are actually more interesting than most of the posts. We touched on the importance of punctuation and grammar in a post yesterday and the general concensus was that due to the vile nature of most of the material - it is acceptable to have around a 70% accuracy, as long as there is a comical element involved. Pure abuse with poor grammar and spelling - does get boring.
		Barbersmith on Wed 26 March 2008 said... His name never looks right when it's writen down.
		Barbersmith on Wed 26 March 2008 said... WRITTEN. Fuck.
		clusterfuck78 on Wed 26 March 2008 said... the cunt's a Man United fan. enough said.
		mrkanish on Wed 26 March 2008 said... who wrote this? Fiona Phillips?
		mrkanish on Wed 26 March 2008 said... Sarah Cawood??
		cunted on Wed 26 March 2008 said... FIRST!!1! Oh. shit.
		rainman on Wed 26 March 2008 said... Does FFS mean for fucks sake?
		Dogbummer on Wed 26 March 2008 said... Damn right he'd be hard to work with - he looks the sort that on a hot summer's day under the studio lights would hum to high heaven. One good thing to come out of his existence was the Viz cartoon 'hefty holmes', which had him as a fat cretin stealing pies from window sills. Made me chuckle it did.
		DKP4 on Wed 26 March 2008 said... clusterfuck, how did you know he's a Man United fan? Oh wait, is it because the corpulent CUNT mentions it every single fucking morning?
		BettiePage on Wed 26 March 2008 said... could you imagine having sex with that fat greasy fuck? shudder
		kwebb on Wed 26 March 2008 said... Eamonn Holmes called Joey Barton "a cunt" last year in a magazine interview. Bet you thought you'd never use/think the phrase "takes one to know one" since leaving middle school..
		mrkanish on Wed 26 March 2008 said... is middle school the same as junior school?
		MrsMoon on Wed 26 March 2008 said... Does he support Man Utd? He's kept that quiet.
		MrsMoon on Wed 26 March 2008 said... His wife looks like she's made up of various parts left lying around on the floor of the GMTV basement.
		kwebb on Wed 26 March 2008 said... mrkanish - no - (not where I was educated)
		kwebb on Wed 26 March 2008 said... She looks like she tells people things they really don't want to know about her after two bottles of white wine...with maybe some tears and snot in the kitchen at the end of the night.
		JiggeryCock on Wed 26 March 2008 said... Any more cubic he'd be a painting by Picasso.
		Dogbummer on Wed 26 March 2008 said... I'd say he's more of a Rubens.
		MrsMoon on Wed 26 March 2008 said... Botero...
		kwebb on Wed 26 March 2008 said... Fernando Botero, famous for his heavy brush strokes on heavy subjects. "Eamonn - we'll have another biccie break in a minute. Sit still please" picks up roller
		MrsMoon on Wed 26 March 2008 said... ha!ha! Nice touch with the 'roller', Kwebb!
		emilisawaterbottle on Wed 26 March 2008 said... just a thought - but if you were swimming in a sea of Eammon Holmes's shit and Jade Goody threw a bucket of menstruation at you - would you duck or take it in the face?
		rainman on Wed 26 March 2008 said... is she that comedian that took the piss out of jodie marsh?
		MrsMoon on Wed 26 March 2008 said... emilisawaterbottle, pitch it to Sky One, 'Shat or splat'...
		dandyboy on Wed 26 March 2008 said... Emilisa... your mind is a dark dark place...
		bastardcuntflaps on Wed 26 March 2008 said... I WAS FUCKING FUCK THE FUCKING CUNT OUT OF HIS WIFE THOUGH. THE FAT OBESE CUNT
		bastardcuntflaps on Wed 26 March 2008 said... I WAS FUCKING FUCK THE FUCKING CUNT OUT OF HIS WIFE THOUGH. THE FAT OBESE CUNT
		fuckwit on Wed 26 March 2008 said... Release the balls
		CUNTFROTH on Wed 26 March 2008 said... bastardcunflaps - whose wife HAVEN'T you fucked? ducks head to avoid obvious answer
		POOSTRIPE on Wed 26 March 2008 said... fat fucking bogman is way out of his depth on sky news.
		bezrington on Wed 26 March 2008 said... neverforever: YOU ARE A STUPID DUMB CUNT
		randomboo on Wed 26 March 2008 said... bez, he surely does not qualify, (or doesn't if you prefer the shortened version) for being a "stupid dumb" cunt as he plainly has some knowledge of english grammar. I think it would be more acceptable to say "you cunt". As for Holmes it is a given that he is any type of cunt you may wish to describe him as.
		rainman on Wed 26 March 2008 said... ive just knocked one out over mikela from hollyoaks and lost a bit of jizz on the couch somewhere - code red, the missus will be back any moment argghhhhh!
		Geushky on Wed 26 March 2008 said... Bez, keep up the good work fella; I am increasingly impressed with the cut of your jib (and use of the spell-checker).
		TheBionicMan on Thu 27 March 2008 said... He's still from Norn Iron though. I am therefore forced to go against the current tide and declare that Eamon is the benchmark for all broadcast journalism.
		AFCSparky on Fri 28 March 2008 said... The OP says that Aymon is a total wanker to work for... He says this as though he/she has experience of said wankerishness... Please tell us more of what the sweaty oirish twat is like!
		TokenH on Sat 29 March 2008 said... I'd love to have sex with his missus, but only after she had thoroughly douched with hot water and bleach. Vaginally and anally. And her fuckin' mouth.
		EvilFecker on Sun 30 March 2008 said... He makes me feel quit ill. The waves of blubber rolling like a choppy ocean with bits of fat sweaty hair in it. Errgh. fat rude cunt he is, morbidly obese and setting a bad tone for kids when they see whales can talk on TV. He is really rude to his wife all the time. I bet he has a really small cock. Like a peanut resting on some wire wool.
		MrsMoon on Tue 01 April 2008 said... Better late than never, Evilfecker, that was brilliant!!!