pisskidney on Sat 10 May 2008 said... I'm proud of being both a DT fan and a weird homo geek virgin
RandySpooge on Sat 10 May 2008 said... Oi. Don't fuck with Dream Theatre. They are one of the only groups from the prog rock era who were any good. Genesis were shite. Plus the Glass Prison is awesome, 13 minutes of psycho metal guitar, with admittedly cheesy shite lyrics. But who gives a fuck about cheesy lyrics when you get to wear leather pants? Very. Very Metal. DT rock.
CaptainCuntflaps on Sat 10 May 2008 said... I saw a Dream Theatre DVD when I went to shag this bird I met off the internet and they covered a Pink Floyd album live - why? If I went to see Pink Floyd and they played a Dream Theatre album I'd want my money back, but then if they played anything they recorded post-Animals I'd want my money back.
GeoffreyWode on Sun 11 May 2008 said... You dont rate The Wall and The Final Cut then CuntFlaps?
goldentwattage on Sun 11 May 2008 said... They did a few good tracks in the early days but then became the musical version of Heather Mills McCuntney - just don't know when to shut up and be happy.
DickyM on Sun 11 May 2008 said... Captain, did the filthy internet slut take it up the shitter ?
buzzybelew on Sun 11 May 2008 said... Did she, Captain? Did she?
dewie on Mon 12 May 2008 said... "If YOU'RE a Dream Theater Fan"
"If YOU'RE NOT a virgin"
"If YOU'RE NOT A VIRGIN"
Learn to spell better than my eight year old nephew before you post or you really will make yourself look like a massive cunt.
framey on Tue 13 May 2008 said... Petrucci is a hero. OK there's a bit of musical wanking in there too but he's fucking awesome. The rest of the band are pretty irrelevant really.
boggzy on Wed 14 May 2008 said... That was funny!! But I wanted to reply to that prick who slated Genesis and seems to think Dream Theater are good... They are complete fucking wank and exactly why prog rock has got such a (deserved) bad name. Technique for technique's sake, completely unemotional, with pathetic sci-fi cd covers! Music for virgins, basically; and the people you see in those 'games workshops' shops!!!!
Wank! I SAID WANK!!