| Doctor Who |
Has any watched this utter shite? Episode 1; anything plastic comes to life in a terrible 1980s CGI joke. If everything plastic attacked humans, how the fuck could Billy's horrendous, Eastenders reject (actually, more like Family Affairs reject) 'mum' use her mobile phone to call for help? And why didn't Billy spot that her talentless co-star ('boyfriend') was made of FUCKING PLASTIC!! Well, she did go out with Chris 'I need a posse to appear popular' Evans. Has anybody actually paid the slightest bit of attention to how stoumach-vacatingly dire this show from the TV scrapheap is? You might once have watched through your fingers through fear - now watch as another George Lucas inspired CGI-led episode drives you insane with it's non-plot, school nativity acting and shambolic production values. I'd rather watch Wolf from Gladiators dry-hump a chihuahua. |
