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THE CORNER

Des Lynam You used to be a hero with your jaunty little greetings and off-the-cuff comments on a Saturday then you took ITV's filthy lucre but we could forgive you because you were still quite funny, even if it was only every now and again because you only did the Champions League. Now the Beeb have waved some cash under your nose you're back doing Sport Mastermind but we'd all move for more money but hell fire man, you just sat there reading the autocue like a rabbit in the headlines and with no personality. It won't take much to move back to sacred cow but until you put in a little effort you are destined to remain in the corner.

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carter on Wed 16 July 2008 said...
A rabbit in the headlines?.....how do they react? Pedantry aside you are correct....he has become an automaton and a bit of a self-parody.
MrsMoon on Wed 16 July 2008 said...
I saw this, he sounded unwell actually, so maybe let him off for once...I fancied him like mad during Euro 96...i fell for his quips and dashing tash.
Barbersmith on Wed 16 July 2008 said...
How long did he last on Countdown?
carter on Wed 16 July 2008 said...
I'd last about 30 seconds if Vorderman offered me two from the bottom and two from the top.
BlartMonster on Wed 16 July 2008 said...
Carter, you reignited my hatred of that woman with the V word. If there is one thing I hate it's "celebs" who marry someone with a vaguely interesting or unique-sounding name and then contuinue to milk it long after the said partner has been banished to the pages of shag history
BlartMonster on Wed 16 July 2008 said...
Fuck Des Lynam, where's Dickie Davies!!
SaleoftheCentury on Wed 16 July 2008 said...
Fuck Dickie Davies, bring back Bough!
hamstir on Wed 16 July 2008 said...
Fuck them all, Superstars is back without Brian Jacks I will not tolerate this sham
AngryMoth on Wed 16 July 2008 said...
**BREAKING NEWS** Man doing job for pecuniary purposes only, applying no or little effort, declared cunt by someone monging on the interspaz.
serge on Wed 16 July 2008 said...
I must jump to the defence of Des, although i'm a cunt for wacthing it he was on the One show and was very fucking funny
mpr on Wed 16 July 2008 said...
Sorry, rabbit in headlights, bit of a typo there but it was early. Agreed he sounded ill though.
claire on Wed 16 July 2008 said...
Is he a friend of Dorothy?
MrsMoon on Wed 16 July 2008 said...
No, he is an aging dynamo with the ladies...so i hear.
Strangeways1 on Wed 16 July 2008 said...
He was fucking shit on Countdown too.
claire on Wed 16 July 2008 said...
I saw him with a very nice young man in Amsterdam once.
POOSTRIPE on Wed 16 July 2008 said...
When I see Des Lynam now I just start giggling...my son (when he was younger ),came home from school one day and during the usual "what did you do today ? " conversation,reliably informed me that Des Lynam only had that huge 'tash as in his younger wild days he'd had "FUCK OFF " tattooed on his top lip.The 'tash was to hide the tat. .....lets see if he ever does actually shave it off.
papers on Wed 16 July 2008 said...
There's something a little bit suspect about a man choosing to sport a muzzy in this day and age.
KenBoonsmotorbike on Wed 16 July 2008 said...
Hamstir - I'm with you on that one Sir. All I hope for is for Kev Keegan to crash his bike into Bob Latchford's and all will be as it was.....*puts rose tinted specs on*
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