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Deal or No Deal Contestants There isn't someone watching over you, it isn't fate, you're not courageous, the numbers do not have meaning, and you haven't made any life-long friends.

When everyone claps you and cheers inanely for turning down a good offer from the banker, that doesn't mean you're brave. It means you're a greedy twat.

I love watching right 'til the end to see the 'life-changing' disappointment in your box, you pathetic fucktard.

"It doesn't matter. I came here and made some real friends and I have had a great time."

*cries all the way back to the estate*

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COMMENTS
yosemitesam on Mon 12 May 2008 said...
Couldn't agree more. All the whooping and hollerinig and fake friendship. Yuk.
chinky on Mon 12 May 2008 said...
There is nothing better than watching somebody turn down £15k and then end up with 50p. I think the Germans have a word for it.
FuckYouCunts on Mon 12 May 2008 said...
"Kuntenbastardlaughenheit"?
Phebo on Mon 12 May 2008 said...
Schadenfreude. The only reason to respect the Germans.
Shagsack on Mon 12 May 2008 said...
I wouldnt say that Phebo. You havent seen my collection of German "art" films.
nosensenofeeling on Mon 12 May 2008 said...
Very true
goldentwattage on Mon 12 May 2008 said...
I can't stand the way they drink their tea. So fucking matesy and homely. Contradictory cunts as well: ' I know the £250,000 is in there. I just know it's in there.' Then they deal at ten grand. Just open the boxes you cunts.
joylove on Mon 12 May 2008 said...
You are a cunt if you watch an hour long show that boils down to a choice between two boxes.
alwayswright on Mon 12 May 2008 said...
Id love to go on and just rhyme off, "right beardy, 1,2,3 no deal, 4,5,6, no deal, 7,8,9, deal! fuck all you're amateur dramatics and write me a cheque!"
Fecker on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
I don't get this game. Before someone comes up and says you mong its easy, I don't mean the rules - how can something so basic and reliant on pure luck be stretched out so much into intimating its got an element of skill to play? How thin can an idea get? I once wondered why this show wasn't put alongside all the rest of the shit on ITV, but the subterfuge probably makes it too hard for the average ITV moron to follow. Edmonds is still a creepy twat though.
MrsMoon on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
Noel is such a shortarse he could fit quite comfortably in one of those boxes, like Andy Pandy... but with a scrotum for a face.
DickyM on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
Tarmack the hairy bastard La Luna
Barbersmith on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
To think they took off 15 to 1 and replaced it with cock-suckery like this.
MrsMoon on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
I loved 15 to 1, we are truly dumbing down...William G Stewart must be angry as fuck.
HeroicDose on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
Yeah, 15 to 1 was better but that William G Stewart was a self-important twat. It's just a quiz, cunt. And stop spinning on your heels.
thundachick on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
what the fuck is with OP and deal or no deal questions?..every fucking week...
rachael on Wed 14 May 2008 said...
the most boring show to watch in the world
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