| David Tennant |
In my dream, my other half sold me into marriage to this Scottish, haggis eating cunt for 50 grand, when I am worth at least 750,000. I had to spend the rest of my life bringing Bells whisky and deep fried Mars bars to this cunt while he sat on his arse watching repeats of Doctor Who and making the front room smell of farts.
Oh and he has the worst cock-er-nee accent since Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins. 'Allah me to intraduce you to Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine' Fuck off my telly and bring back Are You Being Served? Cunt. |
