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darius danesh	there's a million and one reasons why this one's a massive cunt, in fact so great is his cuntness that he could share a labia with Bono. Anyway, I nominated him because he was on GMTV (cunt enough) and when asked whether his wife likes his Rhett Butler moustache (increasing the cunt stakes) he smugly replied (in stupid smooth Connery style) "apparently it tickles....(pouts and looks to camera), fortunately she likes being tickled" Please someone rid us of this pointless, smug "hit me baby one more time" twat

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		littleleopard82 on Tue 15 April 2008 said... ha !! i did enjoy imagining that little quip is his scottish accent .....looked fit after he ditched his stavros look but is now looking cuntish again
		kwebb on Tue 15 April 2008 said... Darius should have more going out than he's got coming in.
		DKP4 on Tue 15 April 2008 said... I'd like to tickle Darius. With a taser.
		rosieposie999 on Tue 15 April 2008 said... UGH i think i just got sick in my mouth
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 15 April 2008 said... You really do have to admire his confidence though. I sort of like him, he seems to not really give a fuck about everything or anyone. Keep up the good work chap!
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 15 April 2008 said... anything rather, terrible....
		Barbersmith on Tue 15 April 2008 said... Who is he? Where did he come from? What is he?
		Kermit on Tue 15 April 2008 said... he sounds like a massive cretin indeed.... now, can someone please shed some light on this fine cretin and tell us what he does exactly?
		BustySinclair on Tue 15 April 2008 said... Yes, tell us!
		jacobsdad on Tue 15 April 2008 said... He was born 19 August 1980 in Glasgow, Scotland and is a platinum-selling recording artist, songwriter, and West End stage actor. He rose to fame on the hit British TV talent show Pop Idol. His first, self-penned single Colourblind entered the UK singles chart at number one, and his debut album went platinum under the guidance of Grammy-winning U2 producer Steve Lillywhite. Darius has had five UK Top Ten singles and he is managed by Simon Fuller. In 2006 he ended a second successful West End run in the musical Chicago playing Billy Flynn, and 2007 saw him star as Sky Masterson in the Olivier Award winning Guys and Dolls. During 2008 he is starring as Rhett Butler in Trevor Nunn’s musical adaptation of Gone With The Wind in London.
		jacobsdad on Tue 15 April 2008 said... P.S. He is also a cunt.
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 15 April 2008 said... Not done too bad for a cunt though as he....?
		BustySinclair on Tue 15 April 2008 said... Jacobsdad - that just explained why I haven't a clue who he is. Sounds like a right turd.
		blackndekker on Tue 15 April 2008 said... he was that twat off pop idol who kept coming back despite being told by Pete Waterman serveral times that he was shit and annoying.
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 15 April 2008 said... Can't blame a chap for perservering though.....really
		bastardcuntflapsver2 on Tue 15 April 2008 said... He has aids and is gay I read on the interweb I also read that he did a stretch for kiddie porno found on his laptop when he took the cunt the PC world to get mended.
		Shitehawk on Tue 15 April 2008 said... Fucking hell GMTV must be getting desperate for guests if they have to wheel this weasely wankstain onto their sofa. At least he isn't bothering us with pitiful pop offerings anymore, mind you 'Gone With The Wind' sums up his pop career. The wind of course being an eggy fart
		dm321 on Tue 15 April 2008 said... Not being a homosexualist or a girl, my guess is that he keeps reappearing because he wasn't brushed with the same bush I was brushed with.
		chinky on Tue 15 April 2008 said... Hit me baby one more..click, click..tiiime
		bystander on Tue 15 April 2008 said... He's a good looking lad who's done alright. OK going on breakfast TV is not recommended unless your child is missing but be fair there's a lot worse than him. Norton springs to mind.
		Kitty on Tue 15 April 2008 said... He is living and engaged to Natasha Henstridge (is that her last name?).... the woman that played the alien in the film Species. Mercifully I missed his cuntishness on GMTV.
		Kitty on Tue 15 April 2008 said... *living with (sorry)
		EvilFecker on Tue 15 April 2008 said... It's such a shame quite a beautiful specimen is such an utterly ridiculous cunt. He makes me want to rip my ears off when he speaks. He utters such drivel I want to break his teeth and pull his tongue out. i would like to ride him to death though, but if he ever spoke to me midway, i would smash his mouth in with a soft mallet. The ones you get a the fairground that are soft and meant to hit the rat in the drainpipe.
		Kitty on Tue 15 April 2008 said... Nice to know you've done a bit of research mallet-wise, EvilFecker. Im with you re Darius. Lovely to look at, well built (ever see the pic of his tackle peeking out of that kilt?), but he really needs to keep his trap firmly shut.
		PandaBasher on Thu 17 April 2008 said... Okay, so you forced me to get onto Google to look at that fucking picture of Darius' knob and I fucking wish you'd never mentioned it. It made me retch, and is going to haunt my nightmares for as long as I live. Not only is Darius a colossal fuckwit, but in that picture the juxtaposition of his cock and a young girl is really intensely disturbing. Furthermore it looks to be a pretty underwhelming cock.