rararasputin on Fri 09 May 2008 said... and the adverts are shit
CAPITALLETTERS on Fri 09 May 2008 said... I was a shit taster once, worst job I ever had.
Shagsack on Fri 09 May 2008 said... Surely that was retrieving lobsters from Jayne Mansfield's arsehole?
buzzybelew on Fri 09 May 2008 said... Effluent Zero.
carter on Fri 09 May 2008 said... Shagsack....nice Pete 'n Dud reference.
Should we think of another actress to use so that the young ' uns aren't alienated?
buzzybelew on Fri 09 May 2008 said... He shit himself before he shot himself.
SpackoMcDribble on Fri 09 May 2008 said... ..... I was swept away by this huge gust of wind, straight up Joan Crawfords cunt
squealer on Fri 09 May 2008 said... Cunt poster - For writing shit, more like.
Fakeycakemaker on Fri 09 May 2008 said... All diet drinks taste like shite. Sweeteners do not taste like sugar, end of. No matter how many shit adverts they put everywhere that isn't going to change.
Mohammered on Fri 09 May 2008 said... Diet coke's always good for washing down a steak pie, a KFC bargain bucket and a McDonalds.
TheBionicMan on Fri 09 May 2008 said... A line is even better.
Yes, it was grimly fucking predictable.
RightRoyalBastard on Fri 09 May 2008 said... The ho in the advert. Would. Repeatedly and with considerable vigour...
Hillbilly on Fri 09 May 2008 said... Never mind the taste, it's poison. It contains phenylalanine in aspartame. Seriously bad stuff. Major cause of cancer of the arse Stick to real sugar.
echobeach on Fri 09 May 2008 said... Zero Coke is a far greater evil.
shiggybiggs on Fri 09 May 2008 said... it just tastes like the 14p sugar free shite from tesco.
onthefence on Fri 09 May 2008 said... You're a cunt for buying it in the first place, wanky marketing strategy aimed at blokes to drink diet coke. fuck off.
thundachick on Fri 09 May 2008 said... all diet drinks are shite and drank by cunts.
dirtysteve on Fri 09 May 2008 said... onthefence is right. it's identical to diet coke, which men wouldn't drink . Apparently due to the success of the diet coke ads where all the office whores ogle a builder that could not possibly exist
GeoffreyWode on Fri 09 May 2008 said... You drink Coke? You deserve everything you get.
rachael on Sun 11 May 2008 said... its really nice coke zero tastes like diet coke acctually I LOVE ALDI DIET COKE it is sexxxy
