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| Cherie Blair | For umdermining her own "beloved" Labour party in the interests of selling a book. A synopsis: Born. Hated everything. Became commie. Went to uni. Was quite good at bullshitting so became a lawyer. Realised money was fun. Met Tony. Fucked Tony. Realised Tony was a better at politics (wasnt quite as much of a cunt) so abandoned being dream of being "commie" Thatcher to stay as a lawyer. Bought some flats in Bristol for fuck all while having a massage from some Aussie bint. Slagged of Gordon. Wrote Book. Slagged off Gordon. Sucked Tonys cock. The end. |
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