| Celebrity Big Brother |
You know, I still can’t believe what I’m fucking witnessing. It’s Friday fucking night, its mother-fucking payday, the end of another schlong-shrivellingly arctic blitz week of commuting on a piss-soaked train seat to an office full of cunts, and like the rest of the known civilized world I’m ready to hit the pub and make a total fucking cunt of myself with enough hard liquor to sedate the entire Irish nation. And where is everyone may I ask? Staying at fucking home to watch Big mother fucking Brother Fucker. Yes that’s right, you’d have to be fucking your brother on a regular basis to not feel boredom eat away your soul while watching the likes of such steaming faeces. These people have absolutely CUNT ALL to say of any significance, and the very act of appearing on such cuntivision shows as that exposes the desperation of those D List nobodies with nothing left to sell but their tattered dignity. WHAT A PACK OF INSIGNIFI-CUNTS. |
