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Cadbury's Flake Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate.....falls down between you arse cheeks while you're driving, so that when you get out of the car (wearing some very stylish stone-coloured slacks) it makes you look like you've shit yourself. Oh yes, ha-di-fuckin-ha...

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mish on Tue 09 October 2007 said...
There's no such thing as "very stylish stone coloured slacks" you utter twat.
staticbob on Tue 09 October 2007 said...
"very stylish stone-coloured slacks" - fucking contradiction in terms you ass clown. You are either an American or a fucking homo. Or both. Cunt.
eight on Tue 09 October 2007 said...
How the fuck did you manage to get a Flake between your arse ch......oh forget it. You're the cunt here, I'm afraid.
redpixie on Wed 10 October 2007 said...
maybe its a woman? i mean, its always a woman making a mess of the flakes in the ads?
milkplus on Wed 10 October 2007 said...
can you eat a flake without making a mess pixie?
redpixie on Wed 10 October 2007 said...
i'm diabetic......so yes, there would be a total mess
gaylord on Wed 10 October 2007 said...
Erm...stone coloured slacks?? Puh-lease us gays are all renowned for our fashion sense it's the hetero males that don't have a clue....and who in Vag's name uses the word "slacks"?
milkplus on Wed 10 October 2007 said...
And who uses the expression "In Vag's name" ?
staticbob on Wed 10 October 2007 said...
and pur-lease ? Cunting poof.
gaylord on Wed 10 October 2007 said...
Actually it was puh-lease cunt!
bettyswallocks on Wed 10 October 2007 said...
If you buy a Flake Dipped, you get the crumbliness of the flake but the fact it's dipped in chocolate makes it less messy to eat.
bicyclehelmethater on Wed 17 October 2007 said...
If you want to drive and eat a flake then don't wear any clothes. Then you can get your boyfriend to lick your arse clean before leaving the car.
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