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Brits and weather For FUCK'S SAKE... a light dusting of snow and it makes the fucking national news? We truly do suck hairy balls when it comes to dealing with weather. "Send us your pictures of snow"?? I'll send you a picture of a big turd I did this morning you desperate twats.

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bystander on Tue 20 November 2007 said...
Don't forget that gust of wind that blew over my plastic garden chair. At this rate news editors are going to have to get their staff to abduct some children. Thank goodness the LibDem leadership battle is so exciting.
Bottomdweller on Tue 20 November 2007 said...
Yeah but it makes all the people with fuck off great Range Rovers feel justified buying them because they drove Tarquin and Jemima to school in 2 millimetres of snow.
mrkanish on Tue 20 November 2007 said...
in other new s some old cunts cat got stuck up a tree! fire-fighters had to cut through the busy rush hour traffic to get the distressed feline out of the tree with an air rifle!
Dubbadubbadubba on Tue 20 November 2007 said...
Hang on, it looks like rain. I'd best rush home and get the canoe out of the shed. If I'm quick, I can be 'Wacky Twat Paddling up Flooded High Street' on the Lunchtime News.
mrkanish on Tue 20 November 2007 said...
there is always some pussy doing 1mp to work in his car because a few snow flakes have landed on this windscreen!! fucking cunts I fuckin hate them stay at home or get the bus you wankers instead of causing 10 mile fucking talebacks!!!!!!
PrincessTiiaammii on Tue 20 November 2007 said...
why can people drive perfectly well and in a very organised fashion and then the second it rains they seem to think their car has turned into a dodgem and decide to just start ramming each other off the road? fucking can't-drive cunts.
mrkanish on Tue 20 November 2007 said...
yeah a bit of water falls from the sky and they need a fresh pair of underpants!! its the same can't drive cunts that crash their cars into others (very slowly) as soon as it starts getting a bit dark on the way home!!
gargoyle on Tue 20 November 2007 said...
Tsk. Why *should* this country have to be prepared for variable and inclement weather? It's not as if we're on a tiny island sticking out into the north Atlantic or anything.
dickiedaviseyes on Tue 20 November 2007 said...
Look! It's raining!
themong on Tue 20 November 2007 said...
It's never raining when you're around DDE, just sunshine.
dickiedaviseyes on Tue 20 November 2007 said...
please fuck off and die
michaelpalin on Tue 20 November 2007 said...
Funny
themong on Tue 20 November 2007 said...
and some times windy..
bystander on Tue 20 November 2007 said...
Phheeeeeew What A Scorcher.
LuciferSam on Tue 20 November 2007 said...
we know just how windy down your bit, mong.
BarseMaster on Tue 20 November 2007 said...
Don't know what the problem is. Down here in the South-West it's really hot and my skin's turning brown. Or perhaps I've mistaken myself for an oven chip again.
bystander on Tue 20 November 2007 said...
Still mustn't grumble.
lordmorgs on Wed 21 November 2007 said...
Like when we get heatwaves, they're always "bad news"! Oh my god its going to be clear skies and 30 C everybody stay in shelter, do not drink alcohol dont do anything enjoyable.
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