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Britain / the world in general / & fitne	............for, at a time of trying to 'advance' women (among other groups, god I almost feel guilty for being a white male) this country still having the fucking audicity to encourage gyms to provide women-only establishments. Will the Equalities Bill stop things like this? I fucking doubt it. Will it cause totally unnecessary resentment? Most likely. Change anything? Bollocks. Just look at the below quoted directly from their website.........number 10 makes me want to cut my feet off and bleed to death............CUNTS. Everywhere. Including me. "10 reasons to choose exercise 1. To be the healthiest in the family 2. To make your partner think 'wow' 3. To make new friendships 4. To keep up with your kids 5. To be the envy of your friends 6. To look in the mirror and like what you see 7. To take time just for yourself 8. To help you achieve your dreams 9. To learn to laugh off stress 10. To have a good excuse to go clothes shopping!"

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		SaleoftheCentury on Wed 02 July 2008 said... I have to say, with the notable exception of no's 4 & 10, it worked for me.
		westhammer on Wed 02 July 2008 said... that's FITNESS FIRST by the by the fucking by
		Posage on Wed 02 July 2008 said... That's fucking awful. I can't stand women only things (especially menstruation).
		westhammer on Wed 02 July 2008 said... It's the general bullshit patronising-ness of it that gets me. Not really the rest. Women need 'help' getting the jobs they deserve, but also can't be asked to run on a fucking running machine if it's near a man. there's answers in our society, we just have to look for them. Hence the reason Harriet Harman is such a short-sited fucking fool
		RightRoyalBastard on Wed 02 July 2008 said... And OP?!? It's called marketing and you can bet your fucking arse it works, no one likes a fatty.
		westhammer on Wed 02 July 2008 said... It may be marketing. Doesn't make it right though does it? Prejudice is prejudice what ever guise you wish to put it in.
		hamstir on Wed 02 July 2008 said... OP's just upset he can't perv the old lycra camel toes
		BASIC on Wed 02 July 2008 said... How fucking shallow. Any gym who uses this as an advert should be avoided by all costs. Go to David Lloyd instead.
		Barbersmith on Wed 02 July 2008 said... And what about these so-called "women-only" changing rooms at swimming pools?
		ConradFeinsteigal on Wed 02 July 2008 said... I think it's good, but needs amending slightly. 'Fat chicks' only gyms - then all the decent snatch could still practice their squats in my company.
		SaleoftheCentury on Wed 02 July 2008 said... i don't think it is meant to persuade perfect specimens like Westhammer, Posage and Basic into the gym. If it convinces fat people to get fit, it is obviously doing a good thing no?
		PhilAyshio on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Can I cut your feet off for you?
		SaleoftheCentury on Wed 02 July 2008 said... No thank you
		GroveR on Wed 02 July 2008 said... 3. To make new friendships - well that's fair enough. Who wants to be mates with a fat cunt? If you tinkered with the "fat-birds only" gym idea and had Peter Sutcliffe running on the treadmill behind them I'd be all for it.
		hamstir on Wed 02 July 2008 said... 2 To make your partner go "wow how fucking much have you spent on a gym membership that your never going to use"
		fuckwit on Wed 02 July 2008 said... I do it so I can meet girls and have a crafty tug in the bogs when i've been copping a quick peek...
		DKP4 on Wed 02 July 2008 said... How can something that encourages people to exercise more and lose weight be a bad thing? Whether it's women only, men only, fucking gingers only, whatever. If you don't like it you could always start up your own gym, OP, and restrict the membership to whiney jealous cunts only. (I won't be joining, thanks.)
		BASIC on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Actually CenturyBoy, I am far from a "perfect specimen" as you already know. Are you the OP then???
		ComradeDuch on Wed 02 July 2008 said... No problem with women only gyms. I am no woman I am no lady but I know ladies and I know ladies who go to the lady only gym. They say it is full of middle age ladies doing nothing at all NOTHING- they just sit there by the pool -underground with no natural light even - and then they go back to the changing room. Why do they do this you ask. Well many of them are housewives and also they are jewish or muslim housewives - in this part of London it is very common - and so they have nowhere to go to escape their chores their dirty dishes their vacuuming. A woman's work is never done, woe is me. BUT lo! if they hide at the gym they get away from the children and they boorish husband - where's my supper woman. Bear in mind they can't go to the pub and culturally a mixed gym is a no so they go there and hide in peace. So in my experience the reasons Fitness First has this list is lies lies and vanity bullshit with the exception of 3, 7 and 11. Because if a man sees me in a state of undress he and I will be excommunicated or beaten or something.
		Hero on Wed 02 July 2008 said... 6. To look in the mirror and like what you see...... a huge, smug looking instructor hammering you from behind on a thrice weekly basis whilst your husband gets home after a hard days graft and feeds the kids, knowing full well what youre up to, you not so sneaky bitch.
		JiggeryCock on Wed 02 July 2008 said... 1. So you can do about a 100 reps per set on the leg press machine, cranking about 10kg per rep. Sit there for ten minutes, oblivious to the queue that has formed to try to get access to said machine, then repeat. Then repeat. Then go 'poop I'm fried and go for 2 hours of 'me time' in the sauna and with the beautician.
		JiggeryCock on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Alternatively - so you can score some grade one Clomid / Nanadralone, train like bastard, until you make Florence Griffith-Joyner look like a malnourished Eritrean, then go home and administer one of the all-time-great beatdowns to your feckless husband. A proper Emile Griffith vs Benny'Kid' Paret job (google it you mothers!!!)
		picklejar on Wed 02 July 2008 said... I am trying to get a towing hitch put on my landrover.
		westhammer on Wed 02 July 2008 said... ComradeDutch - not really clear what you're saying?! It's a good thing that we provide supressed peoples with somewhere to go? Excellent, they've got somewhere to go so we don't have to deal with any of the worlds problems anymore? why don't we give rapists, albinos, racists, blacks, whites, woman, lesbian women, priests, bakers all a place to go? We can indulge everyone for every little whim they wish for?
		Jendy on Wed 02 July 2008 said... I already am/ do all the things on that list, and not through paying fifty-odd quid a month to be patronised or sneered at down the gym. Simply through working hard, being a good enough cook to eat well, walking everywhere and only choosing to spend my free time with people I like. There is a much simpler formula than a 1 to 10 list of self indulgent, condescending bullshit
		littleleopard82 on Wed 02 July 2008 said... firstly , can i say no .6 ......tsk tsk ! i look in the mirror and LOVE what i see.....SECONDLY i hate posts where the OP openly calls him / herself a CUNT ....yes, you are because ...you get to the end realise what a fucking moaning cock you are , know you are going to called an utter quim so make yourself feel better by calling yourself one ....i've just got back from the salon THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANT TO SEE. although if we are talking about gyms don't ever go to esporta
		roland82 on Wed 02 July 2008 said... So many people pay ridiculous gym fees and never bother to go, seems like an exercise in how to be a poncy twat to me. If women want thier own gyms to waste thier hard earned in, fair enough.
		littleleopard82 on Wed 02 July 2008 said... gasps roland82 ....are you a distant relative ??
		MissChampion on Wed 02 July 2008 said... I go to the gym to perv on the sweaty men so I steer well clear of 'women only'. And I like it when men perv on me, its a win win situation.
		ComradeDuch on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Westhammer I see what you mean but I was just trying to give another true perspective on the reality of women only gyms. They are not full of smoothie-slurping career women and toned-up supermodels who use the rowing machine properly and then go for the burn and then lez it all up in the showers. SAD I KNOW but not true and Fitness First are liars, really weak weak liars, but what do you expect from a marketing campaign. No it's mostly overweight mothers escaping from the kids (not the babies who are allowed to scream throughout the gym) and who wear their swimming costume in the showers not that you'd want to see any of their stuff anyway. And there may be a case for having private segregated areas, I don't have much in common with the sort of women I speak of so I go to the pub where I am free of them. Don't know where the rapists you mention hang out, Manchester United players lounge probably
		BlartMonster on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Jendy, I want to know the address of your gym which trains you to acquire a set of funbags like yours. Christ, have you got a licence for them?
		BlartMonster on Wed 02 July 2008 said... It's not exactly big news that some people frequent the gym to pose and show off, shock horror. Mind you at the gym I go to, most people go out of a genuine wish to be fitter and to improve their lifestyle, so fair crack. There is one couple at the gym though who are desperate to be Mr & Mrs Perfect (hardly - she has a more masculine face than Lenny McLean) and they spend no more than 30 mins in the fitness room, 20 of which are spent posing in the huge mirrors. There was a huge chortle though when the fella was doing power thrusts and obviously hadn't warmed up - the sound of the cartilage crunching was music to one's ears...
		westhammer on Wed 02 July 2008 said... still don't understand Comrade? my point is that anything that segregates people is wrong. segragating people on any grounds is not progressive and arguably wrong. We wouldn't allow white-only gyms. why do we allow women-only / men-only anything?
		westhammer on Wed 02 July 2008 said... ......and Im genuinely not on about who uses them either?? what difference does this make - this is about prejudice?
		TheDuke on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Its kinda segregation by choice though westhammer. Women choose to go to women-only gyms.
		ComradeDuch on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Yes okay everyone has to agree prejudice is WRONG but private members clubs are alright you don't let anyone all and sundry into your house, no you say this is my house it is private only stakeholders (sorry about the word but it fits) may enter this threshold. No, the gym will say to me this is a private club the ladies that come here have paid so they don't have to have men like you scaring them with your big cock and that. And i might say this is PREJUDICE you motherfucker let me in you have Bad Morals. But it wouldn't really be true so I'd have to go home or to elsewhere like the pub not the ladies gym
		westhammer on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Man, Im getting scared just thinking about this 'big cock'. Have you been banned from anywhere else for brandishing it?! See your point Comrade. But I think if we live by those ideals, women will always be patronised. think it's part of the bigger - and that's why we don't need an equalities bill to help women. or anyone. but especially women - women are doing fine on their own without Harriet Harman patronising them and setting us all back 50 years.
		BlartMonster on Wed 02 July 2008 said... It's not men setting back women's rights 50 years, Westie, it's braindead bimbos like Jordan, Katona and that ilk...
		ComradeDuch on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Yeah but people are (as a collective) incredibly stupid and they are constantly cutting their noses off to spite their faces. Harriet Harman may be a bitch and a stupid tart who I do NOT want to see in the shower (okay maybe a little bit) but she no more makes these collective committee decisions than I do. But she probably agrees with them in a whole 'separate and equal' new labour pretend pretend way.
		sandyman on Wed 02 July 2008 said... It's your own fault for giving women the vote, get them back in the kitchen where they belong and stop all this foolishness.
		ahknowme on Wed 02 July 2008 said... What's a gym?
		roland82 on Wed 02 July 2008 said... littleleopard i think our relation is in the fact we were both the perfect age to watch Timmy Mallot in his prime
		ahknowme on Wed 02 July 2008 said... He changed his name by deed poll after falling in love with a shallot. A little-known objectophilic.
		littleleopard82 on Wed 02 July 2008 said... ahhh roland !! i think it was mallet ..but lets still be fwends xxxxx
		HeroicDose on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Women-only gyms are an excellent idea, just drop us off at the men-only beer emporium round the corner. To be honest, who gives a fuck? If you are not concentrating on your own shit in the gym and worrying about/looking at other folk then you need to think again about why you are there. Which is of course to look like a Norse god and have the power to destroy whole civilisations with one stroke of your massive axe-wielding arms. That's what Fitness First told me.
		Lobo on Mon 14 July 2008 said... Just tell them all to fuck off. Go out, get drunk, then the next day wake up and have a wank - all the excerise you will ever need.