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Brian Harvey	Because everyone still remembers the cuntish 'eating too many of me nan's baked potatahhhhs' as an excuse for why he accidentally ran himself over, and for trying yet again to 'make a comeback'. Brian, just fuck off to the serving hatch at your local drive through Macdonalds, where you belong.

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		kwebb on Wed 30 April 2008 said... "Are ya missing me too......Like I miss my career, Do u still care.. Finking abat ya"
		Gantsta on Wed 30 April 2008 said... Mr Harvey and his patented levitating baseball cap. Twat.
		Yogithebare on Wed 30 April 2008 said... Just how do you fall out of car and run yourself over? Too many pills I think.
		CAPITALLETTERS on Wed 30 April 2008 said... He invented chavs as far as I'm concerned.
		Kitty on Wed 30 April 2008 said... Moreover, how in the name of holy fuck could you think that blaming it on a surfeit of baked potatoes and leaning out of the car to be sick, would explain away the fact that you got trapped underneath your Merc? What a whining cunt he is.
		buzzybelew on Wed 30 April 2008 said... He should have another go at running himself over and do a better job of it this time, the talentless, brittle-hipped wank stain.
		SpackoMcDribble on Wed 30 April 2008 said... one of those east 17 lot looked like he'd been dropped on his head as a baby
		Barbersmith on Wed 30 April 2008 said... Truly he is a silly cunt.
		yosemitesam on Wed 30 April 2008 said... spacko....only one? they all look like botched abortions
		DapperDan on Wed 30 April 2008 said... OP your use of fast food terminology, "serving hatch", makes me think you are a 5 star Macdonalds cunt.
		ComradeDuch on Wed 30 April 2008 said... Maybe not MacDonalds. John, the E17 pretend bassist, has gone back to his old job - as a roofer. Good money in that, innit.
		kwebb on Wed 30 April 2008 said... They were on 300 sheets a week at the bands peak.
		buzzybelew on Wed 30 April 2008 said... Sheets of what? Linen? Nylon? Sandpaper?
		dandyboy on Wed 30 April 2008 said... Bogroll?
		buzzybelew on Wed 30 April 2008 said... 300 shits sound about right.
		JiggeryCock on Wed 30 April 2008 said... Is this silly little gonk still going? Well fuck me sideways!
		TheDuke on Wed 30 April 2008 said... I don't think any of you realise what its like to be fucked up on baked spuds. I've been there and its not a happy world. Robbing allotments for a quick fix. Getting home from a night of digging through dirt and realising you had sold your cooker for 5lb of Jersey Royals the night before. Then you try and kick the habit and all your doctor prescribes is a fucking a weeks worth of yams. That lasts a night and before you know it your rifling through your mothers larder to find anything that gives you that sweet carb-rush. Harvey fucked up, thats a given, but believe me when that harshest of root vegetables gets a grip of you, its only a question of time before you get your head trapped under a tyre. God bless him and his family.
		EvilFecker on Wed 30 April 2008 said... Did anyone see e17 reunited show a few months ago? Tony Mortimer is absolutely minted and lives in a manor house with bucket loads of cash and that dirty chav Harvey lives in his nans 2 bed council house, knocking one out over his twisted legs while nan pops downs lidl
		Kitty on Wed 30 April 2008 said... Obviously Harvey has the business acumen of one of his Nan's jacket spuds then..... (I bet he haaaaaaaaaaaaaates Mortimer)
		TheDuke on Wed 30 April 2008 said... I hate the idea that any of East17 have got any money. They should all be turning tricks for russian sailors down at the docks...or dead from wheel/head related injuries. thick fuckers.
		dandyboy on Wed 30 April 2008 said... It must all be relative, the idea that they had a 'clever' one.
		TheDuke on Wed 30 April 2008 said... Did they invent eye brow tram lines? Brian Harvey thought he could do his own by driving his car over his head. Cheap skate.
		randomboo on Wed 30 April 2008 said... "In circumstances that remain unclear, Harvey managed to fall out of his Mercedes while reversing, and run himself over. He suffered a broken legs and pelvis, damaged ribs and a crushed lung. "I spent three months in hospital; I couldn't even wipe my arse," he said." - What a cunt.
		papers on Wed 30 April 2008 said... Calling Brian Harvey a cunt just means that you acknowledge him. He doesn't deserve to be acknowledged, just dismissed as irrelevant.
		slinkybackrinkadink on Wed 30 April 2008 said... Don't make eye contact, or even look at him; he may go away.
		Gantsta on Wed 30 April 2008 said... DDan, I concur. Probably a Johnny no-stars himself. Stay all day, get all five!
		thundachick on Wed 30 April 2008 said... i always remember those fucking stupid hats he used to wear in the e17 vids..the one he sported in "its alright" especially made him look like a right cunting wanker...
		iskander on Wed 30 April 2008 said... this cunt should be a hero for being a chav cunt - he wares urban combat trousers, t shirt and jacket and baseball cap all in the same matching urban combat grey/white - beat that you gypo cunts
		teddypendennis on Thu 01 May 2008 said... "Stay" was a great pop song.
		iskander on Thu 01 May 2008 said... From brian's wikedia entry On 31 May 2005, he was readmitted to hospital in a critical condition after falling under the wheels of his Mercedes-Benz motor car, whilst driving. According to Harvey, the accident happened after he felt sick from eating too many baked potatoes. He pulled over to be sick, and whilst his head was outside his car, he tipped over and accidentally ran himself over.
		thundachick on Thu 01 May 2008 said... huh?..how the fuck can that happen?.chav tosser.
		buzzybelew on Thu 01 May 2008 said... Duke - brilliant.
		Dendiol on Sun 29 June 2008 said... I wish the whole jacket potato incident had resulted in his death