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Boris Johnson moaners	He's in. Get the fuck over it and stop wailing like a bereaved old Italian woman. Believe it or not, a ten headed Conservative alien will not climb through your bedroom windows and take all your money/oppress you/shoot your grouse. You're acting like he is literally a member of the BNP. I have never seen such pathetic hysteria.

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		HeroicDose on Sat 03 May 2008 said... Leave my grouse out of this.
		fuzzylowhangers on Sat 03 May 2008 said... I don't think he'll do a particularly brilliant job, but I'm glad that cunt Ken has gone. What makes me laugh is the toffs who're worried about Ken being given the boot. They obviously think Tory = no immigration, and are concerned that they might have to find a nanny who who expects more than £20 a month.
		Foritishe on Sat 03 May 2008 said... The expression "blithering idiot" was invented for cunts like Boris.
		BangtidyBeeatch on Sat 03 May 2008 said... I shall whinge for four years solid. So fuck off.
		Arseington on Sat 03 May 2008 said... The expression 'cunt' was invented for people like Ken... the cunt.
		TheDuke on Sat 03 May 2008 said... Boris just wanted the bling neckless that mayors get. Bingo bango and word to the big bird.
		Hashishin on Sat 03 May 2008 said... is it reaaly such a bad thing ? but the lazy cunt hasnt updated his website yet..http://www.boris-johnson.com/.......but the white haired fucker has just made ma laugh doing a rugby tackle in a soccer game...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWIUp19bBoA
		HoratioKnibbles on Sat 03 May 2008 said... Don't we have enough shambling idiots running this country, without another one as Mayor of London? The guy can't even brush his fucking hair.
		FuckYouCunts on Sat 03 May 2008 said... Boris is a thick fucking bigoted racist cunt with all the skill and managerial experience of a bucket of runny dog shit, which is coincidentally also the most accurate way of describing him. All you thick cunts who voted for him just set London's progress back to the dark ages you stupid, stupid cunts.
		fuzzylowhangers on Sat 03 May 2008 said... "London's progress" ... you mean an increasingly violent city, in which the rich are forgiven the obligation of paying taxes, whilst the poor are stuck with increasingly shit schools and no job prospects beyond being an assistant manager in Peacocks. At the same time everybody in between has to pay through the nose for travel, whilst subsidising the free travel of feral youth and the work shy. Great progress. Or are you talking about how you and your cunt friends can visit the National Gallery without being run over by a car?
		RandySpooge on Sat 03 May 2008 said... I fucking love Boris...He may be a politician, but the difference between Boris and most politicians is he'll tell you exactly what's on his mind. Whereas the latter will be thinking something much more evil and will keep the public out of the loop. At least with Boris it's better the devil you know. And who's so fucking stupid as to call him thick? If there's one things he's not, it's thick. He's got an IQ in the 140s, written tonnes of hilarious books and makes Have I Got News For You feel almost as good as it was back in the days of Angus Deayton.
		RandySpooge on Sat 03 May 2008 said... Saying that though, I don't, or intend to ever live in the dank shithole known as London.
		HeroicDose on Sat 03 May 2008 said... I wouldn't recommend it Randy. I moved here a long time ago. I can't find the way out. Where the fuck is my distress flare?
		Mohammered on Sat 03 May 2008 said... Boris Nonsense more like.
		Mohammered on Sat 03 May 2008 said... Boris Nonsense more like.
		HeroicDose on Sat 03 May 2008 said... I had this as a child. It was shit. http://tvcream.squarespace.com/toy-list/stop-boris.html
		thundachick on Sat 03 May 2008 said... hes still a cunt..londoners, you have my sympathy.
		cuntbag on Sat 03 May 2008 said... I have no sympathy for Londoners who voted in a celebrity comedy buffoon with no policies, purely on the basis that they recognised him off the telly and he's a bit cray-ay-zee with wacky hair! They might as well have elected Vernon Kay.
		Kitty on Sat 03 May 2008 said... Don't live in London, therefore couldnt give a shit. However Id like to point out that he looks and sounds like the Little Britain character who eats all his sister's Meals on Wheels and keeps saying, "I didn't push her" and "Mmm that cottage pie was lovely. Kitty said."...........
		goldentwattage on Sat 03 May 2008 said... Fuck knows how Boris will turn out but anything is preferable to that left-wing, ethnic minority-pandering communist cunt Livingstone. The bastard more than trebled his own salary while in office to £160000 a year, gave millions to pointless causes doomed to fail, turned the transport system into the dearest in the world and did nothing about the crime and disorder. Some wanker in these posts referred to 'London's progress.' You, you cunt, must live in Knightsbridge somewhere with a nice, fat trust fund provided by daddy. I cannot fucking stand left wing liberals. Let's hope this turns out for the best and Boris isn't just the Disney character people think he is..................................... And next week on 'Have Your Say' we'll be talking to George Cumsplat and the mating habits of the chunga dala bird.
		jacobsdad on Sat 03 May 2008 said... BangtidyBeeatch - I bet you never even voted did you, you fat fucking troll.
		dandyboy on Sat 03 May 2008 said... Calm down Jacob, I don't think she's a Scouser.
		BangtidyBeeatch on Sat 03 May 2008 said... Fuck you Jacob and your fucking 'hilarious' Scouser japes. I did fucking vote and not for the shambolic twat we now have in office. Londoners are now officially in the same cuntbucket as Yanks; voting in some dense clown purely to satisfy their nasty self-serving right-wing 'sensibilities'. And I reserve the right to be not fucking happy about it.
		Jesus on Sat 03 May 2008 said... Boris isn't in the BNP? Well that's a fucking voted wasted then.
		BangtidyBeeatch on Sat 03 May 2008 said... ps. I am also neither fat nor a troll. Quite the opposite, in fact. That said, with only your wanksock to compare to, I'd bet you'd be grateful for a bit of fat trollish snatch now wouldn't you? Perhaps your comment was merely playful flirtation and wishful thinking on your part...
		buzzybelew on Sat 03 May 2008 said... Yawn Is that the time?
		thundachick on Sat 03 May 2008 said... more tea, vicar?
		bezrington on Sat 03 May 2008 said... Bangbitchtidy: wind ya neak in ya fat troll
		HeroicDose on Sat 03 May 2008 said... Bez, are you speaking Welsh?
		bezrington on Sat 03 May 2008 said... Yep..
		Posage on Sat 03 May 2008 said... I fucking love Boris - someone who tells it like it is and doesn't wear the expression of someone who is in on a massive secret all the time. Why don't people like Bangtidybeeatch give him a few months in office and then go back to bitching like a banshee on heat?
		BangtidyBeeatch on Sun 04 May 2008 said... After calming down with a nice cup of tea and dutifully winding in my 'neak', I concede that it is at least fair to wait until Boris fucks up before lampooning him. 'Til then, then!
		FlangeMeister on Sun 04 May 2008 said... You've got to admit it,though-he does have a magnificent hairstyle.
		BloodyNora on Sun 04 May 2008 said... I'd beware of any party that had Thatcher as it's leader
		TokenH on Sun 04 May 2008 said... Cockerneez had a choice between a million dollar socialist and a cretin. Tough call, but I would have just spoiled my paper with bodily waste.
		MrBeefy on Sun 04 May 2008 said... Londoners. Think the fucking world revolves around them. Get a fucking grip.
		scrambuzzle on Sun 04 May 2008 said... Ken was, is, and most likely always will be a cunt. His background at the facist organisation that used to be the GLC groomed him for cuntdom perfectly. His hatred of 4x4, and cars in general shows him up as one of that rare breed of people that actually earn so much money that they can afford to have stupid viewpoints. If he took the tube to work everyday along with a bus then I can only assume he was late most days, because transport in London is not the best. Boris may be mad as a bus and have no idea how to brush his hair, but can he actually do anything worse that 'cuddly cunty Ken' did?
		HeroicDose on Sun 04 May 2008 said... Transport for London do have a ten year plan over which period the intention is to significantly improve public transport. But that does require further investment and patience on the part of those of us who live in London. Or in my case a motorbike. No congestion charge, lower road tax and free parking. But Boris will probably change that, the albino biffer.
		MrBeefy on Sun 04 May 2008 said... HD, what do you ride? ahem
		HeroicDose on Sun 04 May 2008 said... Easy Beefy. CBR600 weekdays, XJR1300 weekends. Bus on drinking adventures. And on HM this weekend I have been riding the cheese highway. And you?
		MrBeefy on Sun 04 May 2008 said... Nice on both counts. I have a Blackbird. Fast enough, but the previous owner had it race-tuned. Now its fucking mental. Am riding the booze bus all the way to fucked up.
		HeroicDose on Sun 04 May 2008 said... Plenty fast. I would be nervous of riding that mental machine in London (you are luckier in that respect) as the 4x4 mongs reverse out of one way streets into your path or u-turn in traffic at every opportunity. Boris will have us all on pushbikes or hang gliders soon anyway.
		MrBeefy on Sun 04 May 2008 said... He is a cunt. Keep fighting the fight.
		Barbersmith on Tue 06 May 2008 said... Ken is, and always will be a collosal cunt. But Boris is a Tory, therefore cunts go 'ooooooooooooohhhh, he's racist'. Grow up or fuck off. In fact, just fuck off.
		graemeb1 on Tue 06 May 2008 said... London is not the centre of the fucking universe,and I hope none of my northern taxes go to paying for their olympic games