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Bono Because for all his fucking haranging the general public, guilt-tripping us all, the hypocritical fuck stilll hired a personal jet to fly back from New York to Ireland, to pick up his twatty stupid sunglasses, PUT THEM ON THEIR OWN SEAT ON THE JET, and fly them (and no-one else except one, lone PA who he may, or may not beat regularly) back to him in New York.
a) How much fucking corn could you buy for the third world with that money you just spent?
b) Ever heard of Carbon emissions, you lazy shitmuncher ?
c) Contrary to your own narcissistic belief, those glasses do not hide the fact you have eyes smaller than a crab.

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randomboo on Sun 13 January 2008 said...
To save time just scroll down a few posts to get the last lot of Bono rants, yes, he is a cunt, but do we have to have him in here every other day?
PaulieMafia on Sun 13 January 2008 said...
Randomboo you mustn't forget - Bono is to cunts what Tom Cruise is to Scientology
HughJampton on Sun 13 January 2008 said...
Not suren how that helps, Tom Cruise is also a cunt.
EvilFecker on Sun 13 January 2008 said...
Not defending the cunt at all, as he is about as nice as being told you have 3 seconds to live, but don't really believe all that fucking turd you read in the gutter press do you? Anyway, regardless if this is true or not, I hope Bonio gets told he has 3 seconds to live. Now
BustySinclair on Mon 14 January 2008 said...
Travel-size cunt
LuciferSam on Mon 14 January 2008 said...
He has eyes ?
lordmorgs on Mon 14 January 2008 said...
Haha , carbon emissions!
MrsMoon on Mon 14 January 2008 said...
you could slip him in a matchbox and he'll still feel slightly agoraphobic.
Alright on Mon 14 January 2008 said...
I thought it was his hat, not his sunglasses, but still its pretty extreme for such a caring member of this world.
salari on Mon 14 January 2008 said...
It was a hat. And it was fucking ridiculous.
Alright on Mon 14 January 2008 said...
It would of made a top film if the plane not only had his hat and P.A and the flight crew but some pissed off Richard Reid type terrorist on board. 'We Have To Save Bono's Hat'
MrsMoon on Mon 14 January 2008 said...
Maybe Viz should do a new cartoon "Hat...Bono's Hat" where we follow the hat to far flung locations in his own private jet, getting into scrapes, romancing beautiful female spies and saving the world from international terrorists, like James Bond but in hat form.
MissChampion on Mon 14 January 2008 said...
It is a well known fact they don't have hat shops in New York.
BustySinclair on Tue 15 January 2008 said...
Great idea Mrs M, with potential for a spin-off blockbuster film - Viz is a "Graphic Novel" right? Can the hat have a pair of prattish sunglasses as its occasionally helpful but mostly irritating sidekick? A pair of platform shoes as the villainous twin assassins, who seduce and trap the hat, but eventually are defeated in a lavishly filmed wire-fu sequence and (in slow motion) fall simutaneously off the roof of a luxury hotel in a hail of bullets.
sirbuckle on Tue 15 January 2008 said...
if this story's true you've all missed the point. U2 are rock n rolls last living throbbing anal belch. Gross misdeameanors like this lot will excess with good reason. Who gives a fuck about corn in Africa? We can fly a hat/sunglasses trans atlantic beat that you pauper cunts. Thats where he's at, believe.
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