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Boil In The Bag Cod Steaks	Because I thought they'd make a nice change but in fact they taste like a bag of cum and have given me worms.

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		IHateTomatoJuice on Sat 21 June 2008 said... 'Boil in the bag' food still exists? In my youthful naivety, following my family's example, I thought Birds Eye BITB curries represented princely food luxury. Fortunately I grew up, and realised that they are all dead common.
		BoxFizz on Sat 21 June 2008 said... Nice change from what? Ready-made microwave roast? Just add water vegetables?
		MrBeefy on Sat 21 June 2008 said... A nice change from what? Can't you cook or order something, you fucking knob?
		buzzybelew on Sat 21 June 2008 said... You are a fucking nob, OP - and I should know...
		BoxFizz on Sat 21 June 2008 said... I had a bag of cum once, but I couldn't get it through airport security...
		washinglinethief on Sat 21 June 2008 said... I think you probably had worms before becuase they would be unlikely to survive in freezer temperatures. Take some Bob Martins you chavvy slapper.
		washinglinethief on Sat 21 June 2008 said... Cant see how this got past the monkey and my Marcell Desailly post missed the cut.
		BoxFizz on Sat 21 June 2008 said... Marcel Desailly, a cunt? I definitely would, especially if he took me out for a candlelit cod bouilloner sac.
		buzzybelew on Sat 21 June 2008 said... I have a colostomy bag which is regularly full of cod turds, but I haven't seen any worms in there.
		ahknowme on Sat 21 June 2008 said... I have a boil-in-a-cod bag.
		TheDuke on Sat 21 June 2008 said... The OP should boil himself in a bag. The worm ridden leper.
		bowelhazard on Sat 21 June 2008 said... This post is entirely fabricated for "comic" effect
		buzzybelew on Sat 21 June 2008 said... So?
		buzzybelew on Sat 21 June 2008 said... What do you want? Question Time?
		dandyboy on Sat 21 June 2008 said... Did Kerry Katona post this after making a change from her usual prawn rings? And where's my nomination for all the dirty hippies that were at Stonehenge this morning?
		TheDuke on Sat 21 June 2008 said... I wanted quimtion time?
		libertyvalance2008 on Sat 21 June 2008 said... Fish fingers still make great sandwiches
		buzzybelew on Sat 21 June 2008 said... You just wipe them on your bread, don't you Dicky? We've all been there.
		TheDuke on Sat 21 June 2008 said... Dicky - i would not accept any food from you.
		libertyvalance2008 on Sat 21 June 2008 said... ..................oh also, its 2008 so if ur still eating boil in the bag food you must be one dirty, single, sweaty, wow playing social outcast, charver who deserves all they fucking get.
		libertyvalance2008 on Sat 21 June 2008 said... For you Duke Id shallow fry a fillet of victoria bass with suger snaps
		tigerstail on Sat 21 June 2008 said... Well done Liberty for using the correct term "charver"which existed long before some southern twat twisted it into chav.
		buzzybelew on Sat 21 June 2008 said... Do the worms have fins because they are from Cod? That would be cool. And eyes...lots of eyes.
		TheDuke on Sat 21 June 2008 said... They're the worms off Dune.
		BoxFizz on Sat 21 June 2008 said... The correct term? Try Roman (not Northern) chavi.
		TheDuke on Sat 21 June 2008 said... Dicky - you shat on a female down-and-out. Theres no way im accepting food off you...no matter how much you dress it up. I suspect "victoria bass " is a euphanism for poo.
		libertyvalance2008 on Sat 21 June 2008 said... On a lighter note, I once shat on the passenger seat of a car that my friend was trying to sell.
		ahknowme on Sat 21 June 2008 said... Was it being test driven at the time and you were giving directions?
		BlartMonster on Sat 21 June 2008 said... LV - you must remember the hilarious and sophisticated game of 'Freckles'
		libertyvalance2008 on Sun 22 June 2008 said... I do
		lethalweaponpoo on Sun 22 June 2008 said... You are a cunt OP
		MrsMoon on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Dicky, now you have done the three point turn, next, when i tap the dashboard, you will do an emergency shit...
		BlartMonster on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Don't forget the procedure - Mirror, sphincter, squeeze
		washinglinethief on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Please tell me about this "freckles" game I 'm intrigued. Does it involve taking a dump on freckly ginger people?
		washinglinethief on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Clunk Click every shit!!
		HeroicDose on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Thief, that's classic.
		EvilFecker on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Mmmm, bag of cum.
		MrBeefy on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Have a disturbing mental image of Jimmy Saville on the shitter. Thanks for that.
		TheDuke on Sun 22 June 2008 said... The Green Cross Commode.
		MrBeefy on Sun 22 June 2008 said... What's the shitting distance from 60mph?
		dandyboy on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Was it in a Dishatsu?
		dandyboy on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Or a Scatsun?
		washinglinethief on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Well let me see, you've got your thinking distance and so if you add that to the distance it takes for undergarment removal plus of course distance travelled whilst shitting which could probably vary from say 200 yards if you had a curry the previous night to considerably more, maybe several miles if you were a bit eggbound I would say average shitting distance at 60 MPH would probably be something like 3/4 of a mile. If in doubt consult the Highway Commode.
		HeroicDose on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Dandy, I think it was a Shitsubishi. For accurate determination of the time taken to stop I suggest measuring the skidmarks.
		MrsMoon on Sun 22 June 2008 said... ..Triumph Shitfire?
		TheDuke on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Ford Crapi
		dandyboy on Sun 22 June 2008 said... He soon traded up to a Merde-cedes though.
		washinglinethief on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Could have been a Shitroen or maybe a Poogeot
		CaptainCuntflaps on Sun 22 June 2008 said... What about the evergreen classic the Shitroen 2CV?
		CaptainCuntflaps on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Thanks Thief, you just beat me to it.
		CaptainCuntflaps on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Sean Connery drives a Shitroen, of course.
		dandyboy on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Be careful of the smearstick.
		HeroicDose on Sun 22 June 2008 said... And the split rims.
		buzzybelew on Sun 22 June 2008 said... I drive a Turdo
		HeroicDose on Sun 22 June 2008 said... I heard you were 'doing donuts' in the car park. I don't know whose though.
		MrsMoon on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Classic Ford Poontang
		buzzybelew on Sun 22 June 2008 said... 'Gruel' Injected.
		buzzybelew on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Over head Cum Shaft.
		libertyvalance2008 on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Oh - my - God, what have I created....
		HeroicDose on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Check your rear mirror to see if anyone is pulling out on you. Or something.
		HeroicDose on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Dicky, it appears you were riding shitgun...
		CaptainCuntflaps on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Chevrolet Cumaro.
		CaptainCuntflaps on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Lotus Espurt.
		CaptainCuntflaps on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Toyota Cumry.
		HeroicDose on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Ford fuckarse
		CaptainCuntflaps on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Opel Munter.
		HeroicDose on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Blart Car
		CaptainCuntflaps on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Datsun Cunny.
		Kitty on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Honda Precum
		CaptainCuntflaps on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Volkswagen Beetle-bonnet
		dandyboy on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Honda Quimtet
		dandyboy on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Hillman Pimp
		CaptainCuntflaps on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Vulva S60
		CaptainCuntflaps on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Ford Cuntina
		dandyboy on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Does Herpes Goes Bananas or Herpes Rides Again count?
		CaptainCuntflaps on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Ford Fuckus
		CaptainCuntflaps on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Sorry HD, you beat me to it.
		CaptainCuntflaps on Sun 22 June 2008 said... That's the Lindsay Lohan thread Dandyboy - Herpes - fully loaded.
		MrsMoon on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Make sure nothing's coming up behind you...you may pull away now...
		MrsMoon on Sun 22 June 2008 said... ...gripping your gearstick firmly...
		CaptainCuntflaps on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Stutz Beartwat.
		MrsMoon on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Cumshaft
		dandyboy on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Horn
		washinglinethief on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Wankshaft
		MrsMoon on Sun 22 June 2008 said... dandy, can you make sure you're suitably adjusted to the upright position in order to check my airbags.
		dandyboy on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Manual?
		MrsMoon on Sun 22 June 2008 said... I've run out of euphamisms...must go and watch Top Gear...actually, there's 3 twats right there...
		dandyboy on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Now there's a bunch of Cuntinas if there was...
		washinglinethief on Sun 22 June 2008 said... i loved that item they did about vans with the Ford transshit.
		washinglinethief on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Fiat Cunto
		libertyvalance2008 on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Lamborghini Cuntach
		dandyboy on Sun 22 June 2008 said... I prefer the snatchback model.
		kwebb on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Boil in the bag fish?! And you thought it would be nice?! What's on the menu tonight? Boiling bacon with white sauce? Cheese and pineapple on sticks?
		libertyvalance2008 on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Oh yeah, the origional post........OP you must be stuck in the 70's if you thing anything in a bag is the height of modern cuisine, whats on the menu round your way tomorrow pot noodle followed by Turkish Delight for pudding. You fucking plebian charver
		Clarkecunt on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Cum on toast?
		washinglinethief on Sun 22 June 2008 said... I'm still none the wiser about this freckles game. Maybe it involved joining up the dots or something?
		HeroicDose on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Thief, just google freckles game.
		washinglinethief on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Thanks HD good idea, am now clued up and am going to a wedding next saturday so may suggest a game somewhere towards the end of the evening.
		HeroicDose on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Hopefully the donator will not be someone with the runs.
		washinglinethief on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Maybe the brides mum will pony one up for us.
		dandyboy on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Just Googled it myself, and the same page also had Flange Bracket. Going to use that one tomorrow!
		libertyvalance2008 on Sun 22 June 2008 said... I did all these things when i was young and drunk, I crimped off a loaf on the backseat of a bus once
		HeroicDose on Sun 22 June 2008 said... There are often a few turds on the back seat of the bus these days. But these ones play shit R&B music on their mobiles.
		BlartMonster on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Fiddy cent. Thats a lot for a piece of shit...
		MrBeefy on Sun 22 June 2008 said... I knew I shouldn't google it, but it is fucking funny.
		libertyvalance2008 on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Im off, hopefully theres a few good threads after the weekend
		MrBeefy on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Indeed. Got your PM in the end. The delay was probably HM giving himself the shits.
		SaleoftheCentury on Mon 23 June 2008 said... The OP's next culinary delight, microwaved Chicken Kiev, recreating the Harvester dining experience, in the comfort of your own home.
		kwebb on Mon 23 June 2008 said... "Have you been to a Harvester before sir?" - "If I had, do you think I'd be back for more?"
		BlartMonster on Mon 23 June 2008 said... I'd rather suck a fisherman's friend but I'd probably get arrested...
		MrsMoon on Mon 23 June 2008 said... I like retro sweets, i'd love to get my lips round a Texan right now...
		BlartMonster on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Whats the difference between Lindsay Lohan and a Kit Kat? You only get 4 fingers in a Kit Kat
		kwebb on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Whats the difference between Jamie Oliver and hiking? One's a pant in the country, the other ..
		dandyboy on Mon 23 June 2008 said... I don't half fancy a black jack, myself.
		fuckwit on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Blimey, it's only monday and we're onto childhood sweets. Next it'll be TV shows we watched. Anyone remember Ah Ludwig? Give me strength...
		MrsMoon on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Fuckwit, forgive, it's only Monday, we're just warming up...
		CaptainCuntflaps on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Renault Cliotoris
		CaptainCuntflaps on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Citroen Sexo
		CaptainCuntflaps on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Ford Transhit
		CaptainCuntflaps on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Ferrari Testesrossa
		libertyvalance2008 on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Ivor