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bmw drivers	if they can afford to drive around in thirty grand motors then why the fuck can't they afford a fucking hands free kit. cunts the lot of them.

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		Lil on Sat 28 June 2008 said... Ditto for the Range Rover Sport pikeys, ok it cost you a few bob, but seriously, lose the caravan and the 50 kilos of coke.
		danno on Sun 29 June 2008 said... Hands free kits are the least of their worries. In my experience most of them can't afford indicator bulbs.
		thebawbag on Sun 29 June 2008 said... It's fuck all to do with make of car, I saw someone on the dog whilst driving a tata. Now fuck off and leave the beemers alone
		Gantsta on Sun 29 June 2008 said... danno- they are keeping them brand new so they can advertise that bits of the car are unused when they sell it. They are a much, much bigger cunt if their license plate attempts to spell anything. Yes, Father-in-law, this includes you.
		merf on Sun 29 June 2008 said... £30k for a bmw, maybe an emerging market lower end model, mine cost twice that and I'll do what I fucking well want in it .
		onlyhereforthebooze on Sun 29 June 2008 said... The new BMW's have the built in bluetooth handsfree system anyway.
		Mohammered on Sun 29 June 2008 said... There's nothing wrong with talking and driving. Being a woman and driving is much more dangerous.
		BASIC on Sun 29 June 2008 said... The thing is that they're all so desperate to save money to pay off their MASSIVE mortgages (which they have as a result of re-mortgaging to buy the car) that they can't afford hands free kits. Materialistic cunts.
		BASIC on Sun 29 June 2008 said... They should be like bigvern and buy 1994 Mitsubushi Pijeros.
		bystander on Sun 29 June 2008 said... Wait 'til their Nikasil linings fail.
		claire on Sun 29 June 2008 said... I gestured to one talking on their mobile and driving and they tried to run me over.
		BWW on Sun 29 June 2008 said... My '99 Vauxhall Crappo has a much better turning circle than the avaerage BMW judging by the enormous swing to the right they make before turning left. Either that or the owners all work as HGV drivers and have forgotten what they're driving.
		slinkybackrinkadink on Sun 29 June 2008 said... Try driving one, but letting people out and generally being courteous. Just to see the look on their faces, they almost look like they've won the lottery; it's classic.
		NotGot on Sun 29 June 2008 said... BigVer(gi)n can't possibly have a Pajaro, as he's only thirteen or so, and I doubt whether he could get his self-opinion in such a small vehicle... Ans Slinky? I got let out by an Audi Minicab the other morning! I had to go and have a sit down and a cup of sweet tea...
		littleleopard82 on Sun 29 June 2008 said... mohammered ..thats abit harsh ...i've only had 6 "incidents" or maybe it's 7 ...and only 2 with other people who hit me coz they were driving like cunts , the other 5 or so times were from me driving of in a huff and taking bends to fast etc and hitting curbs , i think in the end my old fiesta sort of comitted suicide
		BlartMonster on Mon 30 June 2008 said... I'd have thought that BigVern would have driven something like Homer Simpson's Canyonero...
		BlartMonster on Mon 30 June 2008 said... ... but yeah Beemer drivers are all cunts who deserve a good shoeing
		shiggybiggs on Mon 30 June 2008 said... hands free kits are for fags anyway!
		teddypendennis on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Twats drive BM's. Fact. Worst fucking drivers on the road, no exceptions. You turn into a twat as soon as you get behind the wheel of a BMW. Make them drive those old cars with bits of wood on the side, or space-hoppers.
		milkplus on Mon 30 June 2008 said... probably dealing drugs