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Bike thieves of London	You've nicked another you fuckers, that's 4 in 2 years. I've bought shit ones that i'd hoped you wouldn't want, a lock the size of cornwall to fend you off and still you have them away. In broad daylight. In front of a cctv camera. Well i've got news for you, i'll be hunting you down when you try and flog it on gumtree this time you cheeky bastards. I don't want the fucker back as some other pikey will only nick it but i'll be posting a letter full of dog shit through your letterbox for a month.

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		saddlesniffer on Fri 27 June 2008 said... 'but i'll be posting a letter full of dog shit through your letterbox for a month'. If you are fortunate enough to track the scroats down then give them a fucking kicking you soft cunt, because it is all they understand and we cant rely on the legal system to deal with them in an appropriate manner, I now wait for the 2 wrongs dont make a right brigade.
		boggzy on Fri 27 June 2008 said... OP you doing anything Sunday morning? Cos Brick Lane's your best bet if you want it back!
		HoratioKnibbles on Fri 27 June 2008 said... Calm down, Mrs Osbourne... I'm sure it will turn up without resorting to posting dog faeces again.
		carter on Fri 27 June 2008 said... Smear the saddle with a combination of box jellyfish venom amd the bad Aids......that will teach 'em !
		WinkyWankyWoo on Fri 27 June 2008 said... Good idea Carter. I would also tamper with the brakes so that they fail when the little cunts are belting down the road at breakneck speed towards a lorry or something.....that'll teach them....innit.
		ClimeySunt on Fri 27 June 2008 said... you could really fool them by not purchasing another bike that way when they come looking you can have a fuckin good laugh at there expense
		BWW on Fri 27 June 2008 said... I'm going to Spain next month, all help gratefully received....http://www.gumtree.com/london/58/25494658.html
		CaptainCuntflaps on Fri 27 June 2008 said... Is OP David Cameron?
		carter on Fri 27 June 2008 said... Well it's certainly a London cunt on a bike......how many does that narrow it down to?
		CaptainCuntflaps on Fri 27 June 2008 said... I'm concerned - do we really want our future Prime Minister using this sort of language outside a brothel?
		catfood on Fri 27 June 2008 said... aye, brick lane of a sunday morning - get there early. and look out for the quick 'n nasty paint job. and remove any decals from any future new bikes you might purchase - they tend to gravitiate towards labels.
		BASIC on Fri 27 June 2008 said... Don't worry David. You've always got your limo following behind so I shouldn't stress about it too much mate.
		Bongomag on Fri 27 June 2008 said... I have been riding my bike in London for a number of years and not once has anyone nicked it. And it not some heap of shite from Halfords either. So, yours has been swiped how many times now? I smell an insurance scam. No wonder insurance premiums are so high. It is because of dishonest cunts like you.
		catfood on Fri 27 June 2008 said... stop being stupid bongo. just stop it.
		washinglinethief on Fri 27 June 2008 said... Get a car you fucking cheapskate. All you cyclists are destroying the ozone layer with your poxy cycle lanes that cause massive tailbacks meaning peoples engines are running for far longer than neccesary and its not as if you pay any road tax etc etc.
		catfood on Fri 27 June 2008 said... that's true wash - and erm... lycra!
		jesuschrist on Fri 27 June 2008 said... Good luck tracking them down OP, Brick Lane Market's the place.
		BWW on Fri 27 June 2008 said... Bike sold. Thanks
		dandyboy on Fri 27 June 2008 said... Local Cash Converters is worth a look too.
		Kermit on Fri 27 June 2008 said... They nicked mine too, but the only person who knows where it was stored was the postman..... Fucking Royal Mail bastard
		BigVern on Fri 27 June 2008 said... I bet it was a girls bike as well
		Kermit on Fri 27 June 2008 said... yeah it was, and?
		PhilAyshio on Fri 27 June 2008 said... BIKE FOR SALE : low spec, but only 6 months old (approx.) bike lock not included due to loss of key! £30 O.N.O.
		UncleFelcher on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Grow up you child. Stop moaning & get a new one with a better lock.
		BlartMonster on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Connect the fucker to the national grid next time. Hey presto, one fried tealeaf