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Bez on Pimp my Ride I thought this show was about fixing up cars for people who've got fuck all money, not to provide yet another stage and a free car makeover for this talentless slurring cunt. I'm glad his taxi ended up looking like it had been designed by a ten year old, I'm sure everyone will point and laugh. I bet it was novel for him to drive away with a car full of tellys which weren't on the warm side too.

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SpackoMcDribble on Tue 24 June 2008 said...
I blame Westwood
BlartMonster on Tue 24 June 2008 said...
Bez is one of life's lucky bastards where he popped every chemical known to man (and beyond) and danced like a malcoordinated flid for a living, getting extremely well-paid and laid. However he is a dirty manc and I want to strangle him with his own intestines cos he won't fuck off. At least Ryder is vaguely amusing with his occasional expletive-peppered appearances as a fat hasbeen with some modicum of talent, whereas Bez is still wondering which fucking planet he is on today. Twat
buzzybelew on Tue 24 June 2008 said...
I blame his chipmunk father and the female Yeti he had sex with.
Alright on Tue 24 June 2008 said...
I remember Bez, wasn't he popular in the early 90s...anyway, I believe Bez was disappointed with the Job Pimp My Ride had done. According to him the everything just fell apart a couple of weeks later. Ah well, that will learn him.
BASIC on Tue 24 June 2008 said...
I know it's yesterday's news and all that, but this is the effect that Westwood actually has on people.
shitkicker on Tue 24 June 2008 said...
I pissed myself the day I heard my ex shagged him.
cinders on Tue 24 June 2008 said...
Bez lives round the corner from me. He really is that irritating all the the time. Haven't seen the stupid car for quite some time though.
teddypendennis on Tue 24 June 2008 said...
I had a dog called Bez.
media__whore on Tue 24 June 2008 said...
yeah, I remember watching this when it first Tx'd; about 3 years ago...
BlartMonster on Tue 24 June 2008 said...
There are amoeba living in some remote Amazonian marshpit with more awareness of the real world than that cokehead
Hillbilly on Tue 24 June 2008 said...
I read he won Mastermind. It must be true it was in The Sunday Sport.
slinkybackrinkadink on Tue 24 June 2008 said...
What a silly cunt. And can we clarify that Bez didn't dance, he really just shook some maracas, bent at the waist and bounced backwards and forwards a bit?
rainbow_brite on Tue 24 June 2008 said...
Don't diss Bez, he's a ledge!
neanderthal on Tue 24 June 2008 said...
Bez and Shaun Ryder...life in the 90's would have been shit without them
teddypendennis on Tue 24 June 2008 said...
The Roses, Nirvana, The Hacienda, E's, Massive Attack, Pulp, The Charlatans, House Music, Drum and Bass nothwithsatnding.
Sable on Tue 24 June 2008 said...
I just remembered that sketch on The Mary Whitehouse Experience where Ryder turns to Bez half way through a song, looks at him walking backwards and forwards holding maracas for a few moments and then says "What do I pay you for, exactly?"
dandyboy on Tue 24 June 2008 said...
Ah, The Mary Whitehouse Experience. Somehow David Badiel and Hugh Dennis managed to cancel each other's cuntiness out and actually be funny.
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