BBC News - Celebrities & Other things we don't like

Latest // Add your own // A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

THE CORNER


BBC News	Time they were in here again for this little gem from today - "High fat level found in takeaways". Fucking NEWSFLASH!

<< Back

COMMENTS

		jesuschrist on Thu 26 June 2008 said... OP i think you''ll find the, just slightly, bigger cunt is which magazine which "researched" this int he first place, however the bbc and other news outlets will be cunts for running ist as so-called news
		MrsMoon on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Watched it this morning, bloody Little Britain, i thought, more merchandise... until i realised it was an item about special down syndrome dolls...but one was the spit of Matt Lucas, i'm telling ya.
		WinkyWankyWoo on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Makes a change from "Panic at the pumps" or "House prices fall by xxx%" etc.
		BASIC on Thu 26 June 2008 said... jesuschrist - now I don;t mean to be padantic or anything, but you really could have formatted your response a bit better. I'm sure you don;t give a fuck, and neither do I. However, it is an ineveitable fact that someone here will pick you up on it, so I thought I would take the oppertunity in beating them to it.jesuschrist - I don’t mean to be pedantic, but you really could have formatted your response a bit better than you did. I'm sure you don’t give a fuck, and neither do I. However, it is an inevitable fact that someone here within the “spelling police” will pick you up on it, so I thought I would take the opportunity of beating them to it. Your response would have been better like this: OP, I think you'll find the (just slightly) bigger cunt is ‘Which’ magazine. They "researched" this in the first place. However, the BBC and other news outlets will be cunts for running it as so-called “news”. Either way the new items is a load of shit. Are they really trying to tell me that a Macdonalds Big Mac has more fat in it than a rocket salad. Yeah, right….
		BASIC on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Jesus Christ. That's not what I wrote. Something's up with HM again this morning.
		BigVern on Thu 26 June 2008 said... didn't do a very good job cutting and Pasting that did you el cunto. p.s what the fuck are you going on about?
		BASIC on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Fuck of Vern you big cunt.
		BigVern on Thu 26 June 2008 said... did you use Microsoft word to call me a cunt? I bet you did.
		BASIC on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Whatever you say vern. Cock.
		hypnochoad on Thu 26 June 2008 said... if he did he forgot to spellcheck it.
		BigVern on Thu 26 June 2008 said... you know all about cock don't you basic you've smoked plenty in your time
		sirbuckle on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Big fat chubby takeaways yum !!
		BASIC on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Excellent vern. Good to see you're still using original material...
		BigVern on Thu 26 June 2008 said... good to see you are still using Microsoft Word dick splash
		BASIC on Thu 26 June 2008 said... OK Vern, very good. Off you trott now.
		BigVern on Thu 26 June 2008 said... you wish Word boy
		BASIC on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Oh my word, how old are you??
		BigVern on Thu 26 June 2008 said... old enough to know you're a cut and pasting gay boy
		jacobsdad on Thu 26 June 2008 said... So he types it in word and pastes it into the forum vern. Hardley a big deal? Is that the best you can do - troll around here calling people gay again. Have a word with yourself mate.
		BigVern on Thu 26 June 2008 said... nice to see you've taken the time away from sucking your dads cock to type something about me jacob
		BASIC on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Fucking hell Vern. You are 34 years of age - fucking GROW UP. I don't suppose your're a fucking Geordie as well are you? It would all begin to make sense then.
		claire on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Groundhog Day.
		BigVern on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Aye I'm a Geordie BASIC and I'm straight so don't get any ideas
		BASIC on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Sorry Claire, you are totally right. I should know better than to waste my time arguing with a balding 34 year old Geordie whos biggest regret is not “pulling oot and spunking on her tats” and who probably drives around in a 1994 Mitsubushi Pejero, whilst sporting a load of cheap gold chain round his next, listening to Jay Z.
		BigVern on Thu 26 June 2008 said... have you been following me? great a gay stalker thats all I need
		libertyvalance2008 on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Wondering where it all went wrong.....
		BigVern on Thu 26 June 2008 said... it all started with your dad saying to your mum one day "fancy an early night love"
		RealityStar on Thu 26 June 2008 said... I heart BigVern.
		MrsMoon on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Bigvern, you are rather fixated on bum love, are you a latent homosexual?
		jacobsdad on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Nail and head come to mind MrsMoon...
		BigVern on Thu 26 June 2008 said... no I'm not Mrsmoon, are you as fat as people say you are?
		Nadiestar on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Define Irony? I bet Vern isn't Big..... but he is funny... gay jokes are so awesome i remember them from the 70's!
		libertyvalance2008 on Thu 26 June 2008 said... 34.....34 !!!! you ignorant, thick as pig shit moron. Is the sum of your intelligence calling men gay and women fat? Do you never seek to better your pointless existence? Is freyda and saturda neets all you live for? You probably still live in the same street you were born in, anybody who moves away from the shithole sink estate where you live is instantly a queer...You have absolutly nothing going for you. The people who come here and stay are usually quite friendly, you have no social skills at all. Viz really was written about cretins like you, you have the conversationl skills of a toaster and the intelligence of a cushion.
		libertyvalance2008 on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Thats Vern, not you La Luna
		Nadiestar on Thu 26 June 2008 said... The funny thing is Liberty is any of the geordie slappers he's spunked all over have probably been fat WKD drinking single mums receiving benefit.
		Nadiestar on Thu 26 June 2008 said... still laughing at intelligence of a cushion I may use that today
		libertyvalance2008 on Thu 26 June 2008 said... That goes without saying, and yes please do.
		tigerstail on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Bigot + liberal = fight fight fight.
		MrsMoon on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Bigvern, no, i'm not fat, but i'd rather be clinically obese than a thick fuck like you.
		BASIC on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Well Vern, I think you have excelled yourself again today. Claps hands very slowly
		BigVern on Thu 26 June 2008 said... I dont give a fuck what you pretend to know about me Liberty after reading your last rant I now have confirmation that you are a closet homosexual who is very sexually frustrated and afraid to tell his parents in case it takes the shine of his grade D GCSE English certificate. O and Nadie stop licking his gay arse you mong
		tigerstail on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Sshh I think he's gone.
		Nadiestar on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Hmmmmm licks gay arse and then is a mong I forgot i was in School thanks for the reminder Vern. Now fuck off and drown yourself in the tyne!
		tigerstail on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Rats
		BigVern on Thu 26 June 2008 said... I'm only thick where is counts Mrsmoonface
		libertyvalance2008 on Thu 26 June 2008 said... closet homosexual ... sexually frustrated ... well done old boy, you've found a dictionary. Its much better than peter and jane and pat the dog isn't it ?
		MrsMoon on Thu 26 June 2008 said... ...in the cranium?
		libertyvalance2008 on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Im off to work now. (look it up you fucking dole scrounging parasite) See the rest of you later
		BigVern on Thu 26 June 2008 said... fog on the Tyne is all mine all mine the fog on the Tyne is all mine
		BigVern on Thu 26 June 2008 said... he's off to do his paper round!! ha ha
		BigVern on Thu 26 June 2008 said... no I was on about me cock mrsmoonface
		libertyvalance2008 on Thu 26 June 2008 said... was on about me cock .... English spoken at its very best.
		TheDuke on Thu 26 June 2008 said... BigVern - I have no idea what you are about...im just stumped.
		Nadiestar on Thu 26 June 2008 said... You are a cock Vern. Maybe you should go and check on when your giro is arriving..... FYI women don't get bothered by fat jokes from a skid mark such as yourself. goes back to licking arse and being a mong
		BigVern on Thu 26 June 2008 said... piss off liberty you'll be late for your papers and mammy will be cross
		MrsMoon on Thu 26 June 2008 said... I wonder if Bigvern is actually Robert De Niro doing a bit a research, doing 'the method', creating a character, i hear his next film is called 'I Am A Boring Geordie Twat Who Secretly Wants It Up The Dirtbox'.
		BigVern on Thu 26 June 2008 said... and people who work like me don't get bothered by Giro accusations you big fat hairy fishy fanny smelling whore!
		BigVern on Thu 26 June 2008 said... no it's about a boring fat cow from cornwall or where ever it is you're from moonface
		MrsMoon on Thu 26 June 2008 said... The wit! Oscar Wilde has come back to us...and he's gayer than ever!
		Nadiestar on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Vern you should know that selling foreign fags down the local social club isn't really a job. And how would you know what a bushy fishy fanny is unless you are a master in experiencing Geordie Fish flan?
		MrsMoon on Thu 26 June 2008 said... "There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about and that is being Bigvern."
		BigVern on Thu 26 June 2008 said... nah could be worse I could be you moonface! I know nadie because I can smell yours from Here!!
		MrsMoon on Thu 26 June 2008 said... BigVern, are you a sponge or a stone?
		BigVern on Thu 26 June 2008 said... I don't fucking know what sort of a question is that?
		MrsMoon on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Do you like to sample all facets of life or do you shut yourself off from new experience?
		BigVern on Thu 26 June 2008 said... I'm not a puff if that's what you are getting at!
		hamstir on Thu 26 June 2008 said... no but your boyfriend is
		BigVern on Thu 26 June 2008 said... nice to see you have finally finished sniffing your mums knickers hamstir
		dandyboy on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Ignore the twat and he'll soon get bored.
		BigVern on Thu 26 June 2008 said... I wondered how long it would take you to pipe up dandybumboy
		dandyboy on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Why, miss me did you?
		dandyboy on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Not that I even mentioned you in my comment, you pig-shit thick cum recepticle.
		BigVern on Thu 26 June 2008 said... yeah I was expecting you to step in well before now, good to know you are still alive and kicking
		BigVern on Thu 26 June 2008 said... stop taliking about Mrsmoon like that dandybumboy or she won't spread her fat thighs for you
		TheDuke on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Hes great isnt he, Dandyboy? You want to ignore him but just can't. Its like having tooth-ache.
		dandyboy on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Oh, I'd much rather you parted yours, Vern. I thinks it the sophistication of your arguements I like so much.
		BigVern on Thu 26 June 2008 said... do you burn your arse on the ceiling light when you are rutting out mrsmoon?
		MrsMoon on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Bigvern, i have completed a Myers - Briggs personality test on you and it just came out 'Spaz'...
		BASIC on Thu 26 June 2008 said... I think we have all learnt something today - that being that Vern is lying about his age and is actually 12.
		BASIC on Thu 26 June 2008 said... ...and a closet homosexual
		BigVern on Thu 26 June 2008 said... do 12 year old homosexuals turn you on BASIC? I bet they do I bet you wank yourself silly thinking about them. Spaz eh Mrsmoonface bet you went on a long mental journey to think that up
		BASIC on Thu 26 June 2008 said... ZZZzzzzz......
		dandyboy on Thu 26 June 2008 said... ho ho ho! Vern thinks he knows what a mental journey is! That's the closest you've come to something funny yet, keep trying!
		BigVern on Thu 26 June 2008 said... what? you sleep with them! you dirty bastard!
		BigVern on Thu 26 June 2008 said... do you slap her arse and ride the ripples dandybumboy?
		Nadiestar on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Up next.... more jokes from the 80's with your host teeny vern
		BASIC on Thu 26 June 2008 said... featuring greats from Roy Chubby Brown and Jim Davidson.
		BigVern on Thu 26 June 2008 said... the only joke here is the size of your fat arse nadie
		BigVern on Thu 26 June 2008 said... hows the training for the special olympics coming along BASIC?
		BASIC on Thu 26 June 2008 said... They just keep getting older, don't they vern.
		Nadiestar on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Like his Mum Basic.....
		BigVern on Thu 26 June 2008 said... what do? the tyers on your wheelchair?
		BigVern on Thu 26 June 2008 said... you like my Mum Nadie? awww will let her know, she's be thrilled
		Nadiestar on Thu 26 June 2008 said... So just to clarify - Dandy - A bum boy, Basic- A bum boy, Liberty - A bum boy, Mrs Moon - Fat and Me - Fat. WOW you're good..... Vern the fog on the tyne may have cleared but it still seems to be in your eyes and in your brain.
		MrsMoon on Thu 26 June 2008 said... He's obsessed with arses and gayness...do you like to comb your riah, get some drag on, then vader the dolly old eeks on the swarthy homies with the big lallies when you go trolling through Geordieland, Verginia? Oh Bona!
		BigVern on Thu 26 June 2008 said... haven't you got some pies to finish off mrsmoonface?
		dandyboy on Thu 26 June 2008 said... The 'man' (using the term in the loosest sense, suitably enough) definitely doth protest too much.
		BASIC on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Oh a "who ate all the pies" joke. Well done vern. How grown up of you. Yes vern, you have got it. I am a raging queen. I managed to get my "boyfriend" pregnant twice in three years. Hence him being the first man to give birth to children. My 3 year old has more original material than you vern. Give it a rest.
		BigVern on Thu 26 June 2008 said... dandyboy your lass looks like a bloke so you must be half way to been a bender, glad you have finally admitted your a fudge packer BASIC
		MrsMoon on Thu 26 June 2008 said... tumbleweed
		BigVern on Thu 26 June 2008 said... is that what your minge looks like?
		Geushky on Thu 26 June 2008 said... "Get dahn Ernie, he's got a piece". "No bastard copper is going to take me alive!" KaaBoom (both-barrels)! R.I.P BigVern.
		BASIC on Thu 26 June 2008 said... You wre only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! Oh well, no loss.
		dandyboy on Thu 26 June 2008 said... tumbleweed no, that's more like the activity in your head BigTurd.
		BigVern on Thu 26 June 2008 said... better than images of your lass naked dandybumboy
		MrsMoon on Thu 26 June 2008 said... ...he's like 'Spender' after a labotomy.
		BigVern on Thu 26 June 2008 said... your like Olive off on the buses mrsmoonface
		TheDuke on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Fucking hell are you still rattling on Vern!
		TheDuke on Thu 26 June 2008 said... You're gonna give yourself a sore brain cell at this rate.
		dandyboy on Thu 26 June 2008 said... "images" are the closest to a naked lass you've seen yet, aren't they BigTurd? Mind you, being a closet I guess you wouldn't be interested in women anyway.
		EightAce on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Fuckin ell, is this still rumblin on? Bunch of cocks.
		TheDuke on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Its a bouquet of cocks, actually.
		EightAce on Thu 26 June 2008 said... I stand corrected your Dukeness.
		BASIC on Thu 26 June 2008 said... "...he's like 'Spender' after a labotomy. Not that intelligent MM.
		dandyboy on Thu 26 June 2008 said... I thought it was like some form of tag insulting, where we just passed from one to the next til we tired Little Vern out.
		TheDuke on Thu 26 June 2008 said... I bet hes sleeping like a baby now. Plum-tuckered out, the little mite.
		BASIC on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Either that or the cheap 10% cider has finally got to him
		DeckerJnr on Thu 26 June 2008 said... What a glorious exchange! Well done Big Vern - you held your own against the masses with nothing but stale wit and immense bravado. A Rorkes Drift for the internet age.
		libertyvalance2008 on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Back, and the backward geordie div is still sat in his pants eating wotsits and drinking his 'dog'
		BigVern on Fri 27 June 2008 said... Morning campers have you missed me?...... the following people are gay..... libertyvalance2008, dandybumboy, BASIClyacunt and mrsmoon.... well she just a big fat cunt!
		BASIC on Fri 27 June 2008 said... Yeah missed you like a hole in the head you fat, blad, ugly, very single, virginal Geordie cunt.
		BigVern on Fri 27 June 2008 said... what's that you say? you like little boys BASIC? dirty bastard
		BASIC on Fri 27 June 2008 said... Is that the best you can do Squirm? Ah bless....
		libertyvalance2008 on Fri 27 June 2008 said... Yeah, like you've been to bed... you just sat all night in your fetid flat in ur filthy pants wanking. Sobbing over your friends with jobs and lives
		libertyvalance2008 on Fri 27 June 2008 said... You can call all the names you want, it doesn't erase the memory of that man wanking you off when you were a child does it ?
		BASIC on Fri 27 June 2008 said... Looks like BT have finally cut vern off for not paying his phonebill again. Thank fuck.
		BigVern on Fri 27 June 2008 said... you wish cum bucket, and if you must know Liberty that man that wanked me off way your dad. I hear you got him to do it to you every night, and if I was on the dole how come I'm only on here 9-5 monday to friday?? has it not accrued to you that I'm just a lazy cunt skiving at work?? o and stop stealing SOTC's material or he will sue
		BASIC on Fri 27 June 2008 said... That's a joke coming from someone who gets all his lines out of "100 greatest jokes for 12 year olds". There is NO WAY LittleVern is 34 Liberty. It just can't be possible. The immaturity, blatant lack of intelligence and tedious posts are surely testament to that?
		BigVern on Fri 27 June 2008 said... you have a thing about 12 year olds don't you? you mention them all the time in your comments, if I say yes I am 12 will it turn you on? forcing you to fist yourself off over your old school class photos?
		BASIC on Fri 27 June 2008 said... See!
		BigVern on Fri 27 June 2008 said... ^^^^ gay ^^^^
		BASIC on Fri 27 June 2008 said... Got anything even remotely original LittleVern?
		BigVern on Fri 27 June 2008 said... ^^^^ gay ^^^^
		libertyvalance2008 on Fri 27 June 2008 said... aww bless......littleverny
		libertyvalance2008 on Fri 27 June 2008 said... Thick as pig shit geordie with an office job, hahahaha you let the lie slip there wittuw verny
		BigVern on Fri 27 June 2008 said... ^^^^ gay ^^^^
		libertyvalance2008 on Fri 27 June 2008 said... Hahaha ^^^^ gay ^^^^ hahaha
		BigVern on Fri 27 June 2008 said... ^^^^ ha ha only gays copy ^^^^