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BBC Breakfast	Last week it was Nell McAndrew enthusing about "spuds"; today it was Melinda Messenger telling us about how much fruit to eat. If I need dietary advice, the fucking last person I'd go to is a fucking past-it titty model. Talk about dumbing down. Get some fucking professionals not these stupid, vapid moronic bints FFS. Sort it out you cunts, I'm fucking paying you enough.

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COMMENTS

		RightRoyalBastard on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Nell McAndrew. Would. Possibly with a potato. Melinda Messenger and fruit is just too easy...
		DOGPAS on Mon 23 June 2008 said... I just love Melinda's melons...., whahaahahahahahahaha
		skibbba on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Like Gillian 'the fake doctor' McKeith. Just what you need riffling through your shit.
		JiggeryCock on Mon 23 June 2008 said... You think that's bad? Coming next week. Sam Fox on Ginseng, Maria Whittaker on lactose intolerence and Linda Lusardi speared, more or less fiercely, on the end of my spiggot!
		RightRoyalBastard on Mon 23 June 2008 said... I think they need defecating on. Where's Dicky...
		BlartMonster on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Nell McAndrew, the "forces sweetheart" who refused to see the boys and girls because she wouldn't leave the safety of her hotel in Kuwait. Not such a hardknock Lara Croft-type, were you, you yellow cunt? Melinda Messenger's star rose and promptly fell and we don't fucking care. What the fuck does she do now, design tea towels or something? Promote Tena Lady vadge nappies? Fuck knows and fuck cares
		teddypendennis on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Beast on them!!
		libertyvalance2008 on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Here and straining. Only pikey scroungers, students and very old people watch this cack anyhoo
		MrsMoon on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Dicky, have a colonic, i'd do it if my garden hose stretches that far...
		BASIC on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Oh right, and how much exactly are you paying the two of them OP?? Or are you suggesting that your solitary TV licence contribution is paying their wages??? Come on, run along now and stop sulking. Perhaps the thought that you will never get within an inch of a woman like that in your entire sad existence makes you angrier than you realise.
		TheDuke on Mon 23 June 2008 said... I will never understand how people watch TV in the morning. How jolly are you bastards? I just wanna kill for having to get up to yet another fucking day. When will it all end?
		TheDuke on Mon 23 June 2008 said... ...only joking, i love life and all its colours.... and especially you lot, that make the humdrum become a night on pills with a £1000 pound hooker, in paris on new years eve. God bless you.
		littleleopard82 on Mon 23 June 2008 said... i watch ch4 , frasier , everybody loves raymond ...but not now bloody big brother is on HMPH !
		BASIC on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Anyone got any acid? Can you still get acid? Oh those were the days my friends....
		TheDuke on Mon 23 June 2008 said... I got some trips BASIC, I'll you sell three blotters and a couple of little green eggs for the come down for a ten spot. You want in?
		ahknowme on Mon 23 June 2008 said... The other week they explained the meaning of the 'sell by' and 'use by' dates on food packaging. Changed my life.
		kwebb on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Seen Things To Do in Denver When You're Dead recently Duke?! I stopped watching Breakfast Telly when they fired Frank 'Sniff Piggy Sniff' Bough.
		bystander on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Bring back Uncle Frank and his lovely jumpers.
		Fakeycakemaker on Mon 23 June 2008 said... That's where Melinda Messenger went - she has spent the last four years studying for a PhD in nutritional biochemistry. Or pushing out babies and being photographed 'in her beautiful home' by Hello magazine - I forget which. But her expert advice is made all the more prescient because she has a cracking pair of jugs...
		BlartMonster on Tue 24 June 2008 said... I don't give a fuck about how wonderful her household crockery is, she's still a bland cunt who made zillions from people going sticky about her huge paps
		MrBeefy on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Tomorrow on BBC 1, Jordan tells us how she would achieve peace in the middle east.
		Kitty on Tue 24 June 2008 said... ....and Peter Andre finally reveals he is Ian Paisley's successor.
		Fakeycakemaker on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Hopefully it will be Jade Goody reporting live on the crisis in Zimbabwe - I live in hope.
		MrBeefy on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Kerry Katona caught up in a drug feud in Colombia, with any luck.
		BlartMonster on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Davina McCall reporting on 'The Ebola Virus - fact or fiction?' Live from the Congo...
		HeroicDose on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Bernard Cribbins takes us deep into the heart of underground bare knuckle boxing.
		MeatAndTinyVeg on Tue 24 June 2008 said... I think this is a little harsh, im quite partial to Melinda's glazed melons and her modern take on shaved 'poontang' is to die for.......
		buzzybelew on Tue 24 June 2008 said... There aren't enough stabbings.
		CaptainCuntflaps on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Peter Andre and Jordan swimming with Piranhas in the Amazon.
		Hook on Thu 26 June 2008 said... I'm amazed they didn't drag Lowry fuckin' Turner on again. She's on breakfast every other week. Reckon she lives round the corner and works cheap. Has an opinion on bloody everything.. 'Celebrity Experts'-Screw 'em.