Liberals, stop wetting yourselves over this guy. You have been conned. Listen to what he is actually saying. He's a hawk. The business as usual candidate.
BangtidyBeeatch on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Whereas John McCain is the angel Gabriel, I presume?
JiggeryCock on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Sounds just like Tony Blair c. 1997 then. A big bag of fuck all who got elected 'because he wasn't the Tories'.
claire on Thu 17 July 2008 said... He's still preferable to McCain or Clinton.
MingePootang on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Oh you racist cunt! He's the "Grreat Black Hope". Show soem respect you neo-con fuck!
TheDuke on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Wasn't John McCain the hero in Die Hard. Get that fucker voted in quickly. There will no more terrorist attacks with him knocking about.
BWW on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Let it go, Hillary. You lost.
MingePootang on Thu 17 July 2008 said... To be fair I'm blacker than Obarmy......I got some slave in me, I can feel it!
TheDuke on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Thats my finger up your arse you can feel, MingePootang....sorry, im horny. Think i'm due my period.
fuckwit on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Fuck off OP. Jesus... keep this political crap off HM, I say
MingePootang on Thu 17 July 2008 said... I'm not that type of Vern, Duke!
BWW on Thu 17 July 2008 said... fuckwit. you can't blame the OP, you have to point the stinky finger at the monkey.
BWW on Thu 17 July 2008 said... fuckwit. I may never get the opportunity to write to someone addessing them as 'fuckwit' ever again. I thank you.
nvlope on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Fuck me, who let Rush Limbaugh on here?
TheDuke on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Minge - i care not which way you swing. I take no prisoners when i've go my 'monthlys'. Now bend over and let me fob up your tuppence.
MingePootang on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Saucy cunt! You think I'd let you near this fine bit of rib! I'm prime rib and your off the bone! I wouldn't throw you to the posse!
MingePootang on Thu 17 July 2008 said... And I've been doing my schphinter tightening excersies
TheDuke on Thu 17 July 2008 said... My back-mimsy tingles for you. Now come here or i will rape your face into next week. I swear to the god of chaos that i will make you cry *does rapey smile*
TheDuke on Thu 17 July 2008 said... My sphincter can bench press a mini cooper. Beat that.
MingePootang on Thu 17 July 2008 said... I had sex last night with a real women! Did it twice. And she was willing! Well before the rhypnol anyway!
TheDuke on Thu 17 July 2008 said... I don't care what you did last night. This about the here and now... and you providing me with a service...don't get carried away though. You will only ever be a practice shag to me. I will discard you like a half eaten tray of chips and gravy.
MingePootang on Thu 17 July 2008 said... And I thought there might be a chance of a meaningful relationshop, Dukey! You bitch!
MingePootang on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Keep talking dirty though!
TheDuke on Thu 17 July 2008 said... This ain't dirty. This a 15 certificate at the moment. Like wanking to Kelly Le Brock in Weird Science. Now stop playing with your little dingaling and don that leiderhosen outfit i bought you
TheDuke on Thu 17 July 2008 said... ...call me "Heidi" from now on
MingePootang on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Anytime you want to fuddle-duddle up my whoops-a-daisy you are welcome, Dukey! Just not tonight. I have a terrible headache!
MingePootang on Thu 17 July 2008 said... I want to call you Grand-Pa-Pa and live in the Alps, then feel your tiickly beard as it rummages in my shite-locker!
TheDuke on Thu 17 July 2008 said... I often call my bollocks the Alps. You can happily live in my undies - or my banana hammock as i call my Y-backs. You can call my penis Grand-pa-pa if you want. He will come tell you bed time stories at night.
TheDuke on Thu 17 July 2008 said... I often call my bollocks the Alps. You can happily live in my undies - or my banana hammock as i call my Y-backs. You can call my penis Grand-pa-pa if you want. He will come tell you bed time stories at night.
MrBeefy on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Get a room...lined with plastic sheeting.
MingePootang on Thu 17 July 2008 said... With a name like MrBeefy.....you sure you don't want to make it a threesome?
TheDuke on Thu 17 July 2008 said... *wanks over Beefy wanking, then readies the bear pit*
MingePootang on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Better grease up piggies, Daddy's home!
TheDuke on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Funny cunt. I like.
Minxybbw on Thu 17 July 2008 said... I thought i walked in on a political comment, seems i was wrong and its all a tiny bit debauched in here.
MingePootang on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Always a pleasure, Duke. See you in the AM. I have a prior engagement to attend to.
TheDuke on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Its not political Minxy. The OP was just stating the obvious like we are all plebs.
BlartMonster on Thu 17 July 2008 said... If he gets elected, I'm putting a tenner on at Joe Coral's for him to be the first US president to be assassinated since JFK
TheDuke on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Are you threatening the next president of the US of A, Blart? Its sounds like it. *rings up the CIA, the FBI and Kevin Costner*
Jesus on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Blart, I was going to do the same. I reckon you'll get shit odds though.
BlartMonster on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Shit, rumbled again *runs off in handcuffs and leaps through water chute in hydroelectric dam*
buzzybelew on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Kevin Costner was a Russian Mole called Yuri.
dewie on Fri 18 July 2008 said... Obama - sounds a bit like Osama. I reckon he's one of them Islams. They're all terrorists. Lock him up! For 42 days.
Cunt0 on Fri 18 July 2008 said... This is another racist posting.
RoosterDiamond on Fri 18 July 2008 said... Blartmonster may have something there. He would be a great president to kill, as it would upset such a diverse group of idiots simultaneously, but for different reasons. I am not suggesting that anyone kills him. Where are my empty crisp packets.... ?
sandyman on Fri 18 July 2008 said... think its despicable that the yanks might have a negro president, absolutley disgusting, the founding fathers must be spinning in their graves,whatever next? a woman running for office? or god forbid a confirmed bachelor in office, the world truly has gone mad.
RightRoyalBastard on Fri 18 July 2008 said... Cunt0. No it's not. Hush now.
batteredcodpiece on Fri 18 July 2008 said... This 'herpes is better than AIDS' shit is extremely old. And as for a black president ushering in an era of change just by being black, think on about the tears shed by all the rad fems when Thatcher turned out as she did.
BlartMonster on Fri 18 July 2008 said... Buzzy, was Costner related to Sarah jessica Parker's mole?
BlartMonster on Fri 18 July 2008 said... Thanks, Cod - You pissed me off for the day mentioning the T word. *readies AK47, warms up T-72 in the garage*
Hero on Fri 18 July 2008 said... I hear he likes bananas. Political chimp.
RightRoyalBastard on Fri 18 July 2008 said... Blart, you've got a T-72 in the garage. Bit 1980s isn't it?
Barbersmith on Fri 18 July 2008 said... BlartMonster, I've put my bet on already. Hurry, before the odds get too low. Anyway, at least this post hasn't gone too far down the predictable "Republicans bad, Democrats lovely" bollocky road.
MrsMoon on Fri 18 July 2008 said... Obama would definately be less embarrassing than Bush as a world figure and will be able to string a coherent sentance together, but to quote The Who, "Meet the new boss, Same as the old boss..."
jjdickson on Fri 18 July 2008 said... He's not just an empty packet wishy-washy lefty liberal freedom hating cunt, he also has a fake birth certificate and is a closet muzza. Unbelievably he would be worse for the U.S., and the rest of the world than GW bush, peace be upon him. JD.
hamstir on Fri 18 July 2008 said... Can I just say that our Pm appeared on the fucking One Show last night so we've got no right to start having a go at other countries for their blandness
BustySinclair on Fri 18 July 2008 said... Obama's not perfect but he's okay (consider the alternatives), and his wife seems like she'd be a right laugh after a few drinks
BlartMonster on Fri 18 July 2008 said... RRB, I also have the A-Team frozen in perpetuity in there. Bit of an 80s freak, mebbes? Anyway a T-72 was all I could afford with all those Embassy fag coupons...
kwebb on Sat 19 July 2008 said... Imagine if McCain gets in? Americans having to eat chips EVERY day.. Oh .. hang on..
Dendiol on Wed 30 July 2008 said... Barack Obama is full of shit.