Frix133 on Tue 24 June 2008 said... And why on earth go back into work if you don't have to? Get a life. Take baby to nice pub garden for the afternoon.
ebonynorks on Tue 24 June 2008 said... 'do you want to hold her'
No, i relaly cant stand you and was so happy when you went on maternity leave so i didnt have to see you for nine months, so dont spoil things by coming into work and rubbing in the fact that youare off, and making me hold your hideous baby.
teddypendennis on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Just stick a hand down it's nappy and dribble, that'll do the trick.
Hillbilly on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Eboby Norks 9 months maternity leave? What? Can women take maternity leave because they got shagged last night JUST IN CASE? Oh yes. The OP is spot on. Should be illegal to bring these bundles of piss, puke & shit into a work environment and don't email the entire company with 1000 photos and 20mb mpegs of the birth as it fucks the mail server and I can't send or recieve jokes!
dandyboy on Tue 24 June 2008 said... I've got work to do, and rants to post on Holy Moly, more like.
SaleoftheCentury on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Hillbilly, they sort of have some time off, after the birth you know......I actually think it's quite nice when women, (or even men for those of you not stuck in the 19th century) do bring their kids into work or wherever. Why not I say
Nadiestar on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Fuck people who have kids full stop! These fuckers ruin going to the supermarket or to restaurants with their tantrum throwing little fucking cunt weasle's. Sending me pictures of your kid. If i wanted to see it i would drive over to your house and see it. Considering it's 6 months old and i still haven't showed my face should tell you something!
BASIC on Tue 24 June 2008 said... What's wrong with taking your kids into work?? Oh yes, and "fuck people who have kids full stop". Did you ever stop to think how your futile existance began Nadie?? Hmm....
buzzybelew on Tue 24 June 2008 said... SOTC you're a big softy really, aren't you?
buzzybelew on Tue 24 June 2008 said... And that's a good thing.
bystander on Tue 24 June 2008 said... The latest craze it to take sick leave while attempting to get pregnant (unless it's a stationary cupboard relationship)
SaleoftheCentury on Tue 24 June 2008 said... I don't think Nadiestar is particularly bright BASIC and just realised that I have agreed with you on something which is slightly disturbing, for some reason.
SaleoftheCentury on Tue 24 June 2008 said... I most certainly am Buzzy, the only problem with that is that if parents carry on really loving their kids the next generations will have no need for sites like HolyMoly....
BASIC on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Indeed. It is slightly worrying. Cunt.
buzzybelew on Tue 24 June 2008 said... No chance of that happening, SOTC I'm afraid.
chinky on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Nice post. I just duck down when I hear a mewling, crabby sack of snot doing the rounds. I have enough trouble feigning interest when I get shown photographs of the fuckers. Actually, I pretty much feign interest when I get shown photographs of anything: babies, holidays, new houses. Aside from a mate showing me a picture of their fit girlfriend's fanny (and I'm not holding out on my mates actually pulling a fit bird, let alone convincing her to have her growler snapped and then showing me the results) there aren't many photos that I could possibly be interested in.
SaleoftheCentury on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Which is a real fucking shame Buzzy, in my opinion at least. Thanks for that long winded explanation of why you are an unfunny cunt Chinky.
slinkybackrinkadink on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Chinky- I'm sure there's more to hate than 'photographs.' I bet you dislike colouring-in too...
BASIC on Tue 24 June 2008 said... I hated kids until had my own. All changes then.
slinkybackrinkadink on Tue 24 June 2008 said... BASIC is right. It all changes when you have your own. Anyone who disagrees probably doesn't have kids.
chinky on Tue 24 June 2008 said... I don't hate kids. I didn't think this was supposed to be a serious discussion though. Apologies SOTC - I clearly don't come up to your standards, you pontificating cunt. Try to lighten up on occassion.
BigVern on Tue 24 June 2008 said... SOTC won't have to worry about bringing kids in to work because he's a poo pirate. he can pump as much spunk as he wants up catfoods arse but they won't conceive
SaleoftheCentury on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Oh sorry Chinky didn't think you wanted a seriopus discussion, awfully sorry if you didn't quite get the subtelty, fucking boring prick. That blunt enough for you?
chinky on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Erm... nice rant... I think. Well done.
fuckwit on Tue 24 June 2008 said... It's even more concerning if the bird who's come in with the baby is one you were shagging a while back in a drunken clinch...
teddypendennis on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Dream on sunshine.
teddypendennis on Tue 24 June 2008 said... With kids: stay home and get bored.
No kids: irresponsible drug-taking and sex with strangers.
Difficult choice.
fuckwit on Tue 24 June 2008 said... What a conventional view, Teddy... see my post above...
BASIC on Tue 24 June 2008 said... You can still have kids and have carry out irresponsible drug-taking and sex with strangers. Just don't let her catch you.
BASIC on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Not sure what I was trying to say there. It went all fucked up. What I was trying to say was that you can still fuck around and have kids (not that I do).
CaptainCuntflaps on Tue 24 June 2008 said... ..and don't get me started on the cunts who take their mewling cabbages to the pub - if I wanted to hear sprogs wailing while I got pissed I'd be fucking a bird in Warrington.
BASIC on Tue 24 June 2008 said... No one got you started Capt. You typed of your own accord.
buzzybelew on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Ed Gein would have made baby rompers for his kid from other babies. Probably.
BlartMonster on Tue 24 June 2008 said... I fucking hate kids and fuck you all if you don't like that. They're not 'special little miracles', they're fucking vomit-smelling, shit-producing meat popsicles covered in placenta. Nothing covered in placenta is nice! And if the fucking thing is caterwauling, maybe you should get some proper fucking food down its neck instead of the thing trying to suck your scabby tits. Fuck me, if an animal made that sort of noise you'd stamp on its fucking head to put it out of its misery...
BASIC on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Jealousy will get you knowhere Blart.
BASIC on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Either way you're going to hell...
merf on Tue 24 June 2008 said... its incredibly difficult when the kid is obviously part spaz, a bit of a mong or has horrible birthmarks or bloodspots and all the women are cooing and making out nobody has noticed it looks weird, so they all just comment on its 'lovely eyes' or 'little hands'. the little hands comment never works if they have those funny lobster claws or some hand deformity.
MrBeefy on Tue 24 June 2008 said... OP, has it ever occurred to you to not let the presence of a baby at work distract you? Are you Blakey from On the Buses?
BASIC on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Steven Lewis is 72. I doubt he works in an office.
MrBeefy on Wed 25 June 2008 said... He still works, though. If you can call playing the same character for 40 years 'work'. I like to think if him "quoting me happy" in a call centre in Dagenham in his spare time.
Barbersmith on Wed 25 June 2008 said... I'm with the anti-child brigade here. SaleoftheCentury likes looking at children.
dewie on Wed 25 June 2008 said... You cunts who hate kids and then have your own and then think yours are somehow special are the biggest cunts of all. You are all ruining this world by spoiiling your kids and turning them into selfish spoilt little cuntbags with ridculously high expectations and high opinions of themselves because you never tell them no, you praise every fucking thing they do and you ignore their obvious faults because you are blinded by supposed cuteness. Get a fucking puppy and get over it. You aren't fit ti raise kids! Oicking them up every time they cry, buying them treats every time they are "good". Fucking pathetic.
blaxa on Thu 26 June 2008 said... I'm on mat leave. When she was first born, colleagues were emailing me 'When are you gonna bring her in?' Why? You've seen a baby before - they all look pretty much the same. Babies in pubs - completely wrong, especially when it's late and they should be in bed. I hate when people use their children as an excuse to behave badly.
