| Arctic Monkeys |
Pre-pubescent over-rated fucking "local" lads. Just cos your hometown is about 15 miles away from me and you mention Rotherham in one of your songs doesn't stop you being fucked up the arse by Radio 1 to ensure you got to number 1 with I Bet This Sounds Wank On The Dancefloor. Everywhere I fucking turn its Arctic Monkeys this and Arctic Monkeys that. Well here's an idea. Go get fingered by Michael Jackson you pubeless pricks, then stroll 15 miles to my house and we can have a little "deathmatch". Don't worry I'll deal with your bodies after. I hope the singer loses his voice, the guitarists lose their fingers and the drummer loses his arms you frozen banana-loving cuntgasms fuck off |
