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andy murray	'I am not English i am not British i am Scottish', and now you want the whole crowd behind you. What a cunt. lets hope one of the other 7 knock you out REAL QUICK, cos i am missing the headlines about rising fuel and falling house prices. So lets ' hurry a murray' back over Hadrians Wall, game set and match

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		chinky on Tue 01 July 2008 said... So....Its ok for the crowd to be behind people like Ivanisevic and Agassi, but not a jock, right?
		gaylord on Tue 01 July 2008 said... You may not have noticed but Ivanisevic and Agassi have not been at Wimbledon for a number of years now chinky.
		JiggeryCock on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Err...fuck the fuck off. I'll choose who I support and whose British and who isn't. I think you'll get your wish in that I don't think he's good enough to beat Nadal, but for sheer bravura, intensity, passion and ability to deliver under pressure, give me the stroppy Jock over the all-English, home counties perennial under-achiever like Timid Tim any day.
		chinky on Tue 01 July 2008 said... gaylord...that's right but the point stands. There aren't any contemporary foreign tennis players who are interesting enough to mention.
		westhammer on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Fuck off!! We've finally got a sports person with FUCKING BALLS. Awesome comeback last night. I love the fact he's a moody cunt. Tiger Tim? FUCK OFF CUNTS
		BigVernn on Tue 01 July 2008 said... 'Knock you out REAL QUICK' Who the fuck speaks like that? Except dumb as fuck yanks.
		chinky on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Fuck off false BigVern. You've somehow managed to be a bigger cunt than the original.
		BigVernn on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Oooh chinky! You're right! I'm such a cunt. You've scared me so much I'll never come back here again.
		RightRoyalBastard on Tue 01 July 2008 said... OP. Erm. No. Just No. He got the whole crowd behind him last night and he earned that win. Good luck to the moody bugger. In case you hadn't noticed he's actually pretty fucking handy on a tennis court and if he plays like he did last night against Nadal then it'll be a belter and I'll raise a jar or two to him.
		Missionforcheese on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Fuck all Tennis players.
		BigVern on Tue 01 July 2008 said... I see BigVen(n) is back or should I say BASIC.... Twat!
		RightRoyalBastard on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Fuck all Tennis players?! Fuck you too then Missionforcheese. See your echo is back Vern. Yawn.
		TheDuke on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Morning real BigVern.
		BigVernn on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Morning Vern - still not guessed my identity?
		BigVern on Tue 01 July 2008 said... no but you obviously suck old mens cocks!
		BigVern on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Morning Duke
		BigVernn on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Strange to insult yourself. Remember the pact we made?
		BlartMonster on Tue 01 July 2008 said... For a sport that attracts cunts like Sue Barker, Andrew Castle and Tim Henman, I thought last night's game was a fucking peach. More please, and I couldn't give a fuck if he lives in the peat bog marshes in the Outer Hebrides, he showed more cojones than the middle class flop Henman ever did
		libertyvalance2008 on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Well thank you at least for accepting that it isn't me pretending to be you.
		gaylord on Tue 01 July 2008 said... RRB - if he plays like he did last night against Nadal HAHAHAHAHA he doesn't stand a fucking chance against Nadal.
		RightRoyalBastard on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Behave Gaylord. He took him to 5 sets at the Open in Oz on Nadal's favourite surface and he's faster and stronger here. He's got a chance, and a damn sight more of one than Tim "the flannel" Henman...
		catfood on Tue 01 July 2008 said... back page of some free toss rag on the train i was forced to take this morning 'BRAVEHEART' - fuck off will you? chirpy fucker wasn't even wearing any woad.
		krysis on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Fair play to him for having an identity - He made a statement about the fans respecting him as a tennis player and not roping him into the whole "get behind coz he's british crap that we do every year" He's done that and produced a belter of a match last night. He had no right to make some of those shots the lanky streak of talented piss.
		BigVern on Tue 01 July 2008 said... what fucking pact Vernn you cunt
		BASIC on Tue 01 July 2008 said... No Vern, not me pal. I have no idea why you insist that I am "out to get you". Sure you're a bit of a twat, but I'm not that bothered by you. Oh, as Andy Murray is a fucking horrid sweaty sock.
		BigVern on Tue 01 July 2008 said... how come you're never arround when Vernn is then toss wipe?
		BASIC on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Perhaps because O am doing some wrok Vern?! o you know what that is? It's to exert oneself by doing mental or physical work for a purpose of financial income (other than Job Seekers allowance or theft).
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... "Professional sports person is bit of a twat shocker"
		McCrack on Tue 01 July 2008 said... He is scottish though, nothing wrong with a bit of home pride...even if he is a skirt wearing offal eater
		Dollydagger on Tue 01 July 2008 said... He's a greedy twat getting all his free prescriptions, hosptal parking and university grants from MY tax pounds.
		skibbba on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Tennis? what a load of shit.
		gaylord on Tue 01 July 2008 said... RRB - he took him to 5 sets and did not win. Nadal is much better all round player now than he was then. I'm predicting a straight sets victory for Nadal.
		tigerstail on Tue 01 July 2008 said... The only reason these people are such cunts is the desperation of the fans (especially the part-time once a year variety)for a english/british victory in anything.
		AmberGlo on Tue 01 July 2008 said... He actually ISN'T English though, and if he also feel's he isn't British then thats his choice. I don't mean this in any personal way, I speak on a national psyche level - but - you can't conquer and oppress nations for 800+ years, call them thick jocks up until very recent history, and then suddenly expect them all to be nonchelant about being called "Engllish" in passing conversation just cos everyone now likes Gordon Ramsey or going for stag weekends in Edinburgh. They will kinda want to set the record straight on principle alone. It's certainly not your fault personally - blame Henry VIII, Cromwell and a pile of other funny looking historical characters, but thats the way it is. Welsh/Scottish/Irish people, due to history, are somewhat forgiven for holding ridiculous national psyche grudges against the English, not the other way around for understandable reasons. Sincerely, millennia old national karma must be a cunt!
		tigerstail on Tue 01 July 2008 said... So does that mean it's ok to hate the germans/japanese if you're english?
		chinky on Tue 01 July 2008 said... tigertail - hmm. Did my history teacher at school miss out the big period in english history where the japanese ruled? What the fuck are you talking about?
		tigerstail on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Second world war - see Daily Mail and Sun for details. Just to be clear ,I was employing irony,no-one should use someone else's past victimisation to justify their own hatreds.
		tigerstail on Tue 01 July 2008 said... And the germans have ruled england since George 1
		AmberGlo on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Its not ok to hate anyone Tiger. My point was on a national level. There are historical national rivalries/reservations that persist even today, one of them being Scottish/English. The English do infact have a similar collective psyche about the Germans, and thats now developed into a more agreeable sporting rivarly and an overall friendly-banter style desire want to see them lose in all manner of sporting endeavours. Not sure about the Japanese though... surely that is America's perogative?
		hamstir on Tue 01 July 2008 said... It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. Most people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We're colonised by wankers. We couldn't even find a decent race to be colonised by. AMEN
		chinky on Tue 01 July 2008 said... tigerstail - I don't remember the japs or the germans ruling us for hundreds of years being part of WWII, but I may have erad the wrong textbook. Your 'ironic' point does not really help you respond to Amber. I do agree though, that hating/liking someone on the basis of some crap that other people did many years ago is pretty stupid.
		libertyvalance2008 on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Yeah hamstir, we all saw trainspotting too.
		hamstir on Tue 01 July 2008 said... just thought it was true, most Scots don't hate the English just don't want to see you win fuck all ever since you'll never shut the fuck up about it
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Bearing in mind that the last time we won the world cup was 42 years ago, Hamstir may just have a point there...
		AmberGlo on Tue 01 July 2008 said... You are right chinky, and I agree, but as Hamstir is so finely demonstrating, its not something personal, it just is. Personally I love England. Its a fine country, full of wonderful countryside, marvellously friendly people, fine wit and comedy, and an unparalleled level of multiculturalism - and I have had the pleasure to live there a few times. It's also one of my favourite places to visit - and it has the world's best football league, music and biscuits. However that doesn't mean I won't verbally slapdown anyone who mistakes me for being English on holiday in a kind of mock dismay - or fail to laugh when you dont qualify for a big football tournament (blame the press - see below). ;-) All in, taking 800 years of playing Monopoly with my country into account, thats a pretty liberal and friendly viewpoint. But, that said, your press/journalists are a bunch of cunts who in terms of national PR, have a lot to answer for.
		ComradeDuch on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Och aye the noo you bunch of paedos
		ComradeDuch on Tue 01 July 2008 said... not really
		libertyvalance2008 on Tue 01 July 2008 said... What did the Scotts last win apart form those women doing the sweeping in front of a kettle
		hamstir on Tue 01 July 2008 said... fuck all but then we expect to win fuck all, the English press have your squads as winners before anything starts and it's that arrogance from them that gets on our tits.
		JiggeryCock on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Great geo-political point AmberGlo but tell me. I used to root for Scotland (fnarr) until 'We're on the march with Ally's Army' in 1976 at which point I began loathing the arrogant cunts. Gavin Hastings' bitter little witterings haven't helped my sense of fairness either.
		libertyvalance2008 on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Yeah, but I pissed myself laughing when he was balling his eyes out on telly
		SlipperyGimp on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Cracking game last night though, eh? Best (only) one I've seen in years.
		Aaronmanic on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Fucking little Porridge Wog. Hate him with a passion. I remember he said every time England play football he cheers for the other team. Now you want our support? Hope you break your back you jock cunt.
		Aaronmanic on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Fucking little Porridge Wog. Hate him with a passion. I remember he said every time England play football he cheers for the other team. Now you want our support? Hope you break your back you jock cunt.
		russ1 on Sun 06 July 2008 said... Oh how we laughed. Fuck off and lets build hadrians wall back up. Hate him.