Minxybbw on Sat 19 April 2008 said... I predict that she could swallow a keg full of Simon Cowells pork fizz.
dandyboy on Sun 20 April 2008 said... I predict she could do that while also taking it up the arse from Neil Morrissey. And being watched by Les Dennis.
dandyboy on Sun 20 April 2008 said... Hang on, am I to take it from this post that she's somehow judging in one of these talent shows? What the fuck does she know about talent? Unless she's just there to advise that getting down on your knees will get you very far...
BastardMan on Sun 20 April 2008 said... Ive seen her anus prolapse....................
KenBoonsmotorbike on Sun 20 April 2008 said... Surely she has proved her acting ability with the great Sunday evening programme "Wild at Heart" - now who can argue with that?
Happyfinish on Sun 20 April 2008 said... There aren't many places where Piers Morgan could be the least odious but the Britain's Got Talent panel is one of them.
EvilFecker on Sun 20 April 2008 said... If you want to know what every single STD in the world is, ask Amanda. She's had them all. It could be a new show on ITV2 'Ask Amanda Anything' - As long as it's to do with sexually transmitted diseases
dandyboy on Sun 20 April 2008 said... Or shagging Bob The Builder.
Fecker on Sun 20 April 2008 said... Standard fuckwit television from the creme de la creme of everyone's favourite fuckwit dumb television company, yes as ever, it's ITV.
Barbersmith on Mon 21 April 2008 said... Ladies and gentlemen - welcome to Britain's Got Herpes. And here's your host - Amanda Holden. Look at her scabby cunt.
Reggiep75 on Sat 14 June 2008 said... look at her crusty pork pie... observe the opaque white jelly as opposed to the clear jelly on a normal pork pie... manky as owt!!!!