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Alex Curran (Steven Gerrards fiance)	Who do you think you are? Jumping on the 'I've got my own perfume when nobody's ever heard of me' bandwagon. Nobody knows you and it probably smells like shit WAG cunt!

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		LuciferSam on Mon 05 November 2007 said... You'd cream all over her tits though.
		WhyDontYouFuckOff on Mon 05 November 2007 said... Her husband is a prized cunt too, perfectly suited.
		Ellegendario on Mon 05 November 2007 said... also see the "Callum Best" aftershave for the male equivalent of a "fragrance endorsed/created by a complete cock".
		dickymarsh on Mon 05 November 2007 said... Lucifer, I know someone who did and got out just before the scouse cunt got home
		FlashyVic on Mon 05 November 2007 said... "Whos that cumming over your bird.Is it a gangster, is it a gangster?"
		bystander on Mon 05 November 2007 said... It's the smell of Liverpool with just a hint of Bootle.
		diepiggy on Mon 05 November 2007 said... having never heard of this liitle gold digger i looked at a few pics she liooks well rough as in boxer rough
		paddy on Tue 06 November 2007 said... She sucks scouse cock.Why would anyone defer tio her in matters of taste?Fuckin trollop
		JiggeryCock on Tue 06 November 2007 said... It'll smell like Bear Grylls crotch
		Skoptsie on Tue 06 November 2007 said... It'll smell like a coin-op tanning salon waiting room with a hint of bouncer spaff.
		ronburgundyswhore on Tue 06 November 2007 said... Horrible. I felt like smashing up the perfume shop when I saw her orange mug leering out of the window clutching her bottle of cum/coke/gangster-scented tat. Urgh...It's ruined perfume for me now.
		paddy on Tue 06 November 2007 said... Me too Ron.I'll never drink it again
		bystander on Tue 06 November 2007 said... When it gets sold off for sixpence a pint it may be OK for an anti mugging type of device or paint stripper (which by the way never works)
		allegedcomedian on Tue 06 November 2007 said... See, there is a theme. Does anyone know what Roy eane's wife looks like, Kenny Dalglish's, Pele's, Maradona's. No, because these were really talented footballers, who didn't need to blag themselves and their fucking tarts around the place. Why anyone is interested in anything a footballer does, off the pitch is fucking beyond me, and why anyone is even remotely interested or angered by some cuntscab and her perfume remains a mystery too. Watch the match, turn the tv off, and let them fuck off.
		Kermit on Tue 06 November 2007 said... Finally someone who talks sense ...
		paddy on Tue 06 November 2007 said... I'll second that
		Jesus on Tue 06 November 2007 said... allegedcomedian, you are blessed.
		allegedcomedian on Tue 06 November 2007 said... So a muppet frog thinks I'm righteous, Paddy has to be Irish, and it's always nice to have Jesus on my side.
		allegedcomedian on Tue 06 November 2007 said... I'm Irish too, so I thought I was getting some home support, as opposed to making Jim Davidson type remarks
		fuzzylowhangers on Wed 07 November 2007 said... Maybe the smell will distract people away from her manly eyebrows ... fucking geezer bird pig in a wig.