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Agyness Dyen	Turning up to the opening of an envelope, hanging out with Nick Grimshaw and now telling any sad cunt who will listen that youo're going to be a rock star. You're not pig ugly and you wear other peoples clothes for a living, that's it, now please fuck off.

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COMMENTS

		BlartMonster on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Not only can you not spell her name but neither can she. More to the point WHO FUCKING CARES?
		skibbba on Thu 17 July 2008 said... She is an utter cock and deservedly in the corner. Her mates Pixie, Peaches, Lilly Allen, Alfie Allen and his bird can also join em!
		BASIC on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Why the fuck do you listen/watch/read about this shit? And anyway, most rock stars are ugly, so I wreckon they've got a good chance.
		BlartMonster on Thu 17 July 2008 said... What a fucking napalm target that would gleefully make...
		MrsMoon on Thu 17 July 2008 said... I've probably seen her in the paper once or twice, no more than that. I don't buy shitty celeb obsessed magazines, i don't watch much telly..there are ways of avoiding seeing these people, just change your paper/tv viewing habits, go out, have mindless sex or whatever...
		BlartMonster on Thu 17 July 2008 said... You know Mrs M, I had to google the fucker to know what she looked like. All I'd seen was her name in the media and that was it. This is a sad reflection of either my lack of meejah savvy or the no-brain-celeb-obsessed culture we have had thrust upon us.. goes back to toasting bread on coal fire and putting 78s on the gramophone
		MrsMoon on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Blart, that sounds like a great life, unfettered, simple and utterly miserable. Need a lodger?
		NickJ on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Her real name - Laura Hollins. Not so glamorous, eh "Agyness" ?
		BlartMonster on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Fine by me, Mrs M, but you have to bring your own newspaper for the outdoor lavvy at the end of the allotment as I share my neatly trimmed pieces of the Daily Mail with no man (or woman). No nicking my bacon either (see earlier CC entry)...
		BlartMonster on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Nick, you just cunted yourself on knowing that very fact. But it beats Agnes Dean...
		kabukisteve on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Agyness Deyn is an anagram of Gayness Deny. What's all that about?
		Hero on Thu 17 July 2008 said... "Aggie" really can get fucked. I truly hope she gets mowed down and dragged for miles by the 241 Bus to Shorditch.
		Barbersmith on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Did she pick her new "name" to sound a bit like Agnes Dei (which I may have mis-spelt)?
		BigVernIsARentboy on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Never heard of her, shit post, move along everyone, nothing to see here.
		CHUFFER on Thu 17 July 2008 said... How the hell did she come up with her new name? Did she fall asleep on her laptop or something? Lucky really, she could have ended up being called kkkkkkkkkkkkkk4!!&&&&&&&
		BigVernIsARentboy on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Blart, Jude Law's real first name is Dave, I'm a cunt for knowing that too.
		AngryMoth on Thu 17 July 2008 said... She's a fashion model, so don't expect her to find a cure for cancer and to be honest I quite like her whole fashionable androgyny thing, looking like a pre-pubescent boy and all, but then I'm a pederast so I'm slightly biased...
		yosemitesam on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Her entire face seems to be a metre away from the rest of her body, like she has one of those big old vic and bob face masks on.
		MrsMoon on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Pete Doherty's real first name is Lucifer...Helen Mirren's real name is Graham Mirren and Jodie Marsh's real name is Bathsheba Everdene Twisleton-Fyfffe.
		fuckwit on Thu 17 July 2008 said... I'd still do her. Inevitable response from me, I realise...
		Nadiestar on Thu 17 July 2008 said... She looks like a tuna sandwich that has been left on top of a radiator for 3 weeks with a severed finger resting on top......
		BlartMonster on Thu 17 July 2008 said... I knew Jodie Marsh was a cultured prim miss from Berkshire. But is it true that Kerry Katona started life as Penelope Cressida Thrimplton-Fatcunt? Back to the thread, I'd have all these useless "models" doing minefield clearance in the former Yugoslavia with no body armour,...
		Missionforcheese on Thu 17 July 2008 said... It may just be me, but I find that most supermodels are not very attractive.
		fuckwit on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Mission, I think it is actually just you...
		NickJ on Thu 17 July 2008 said... In my defence, Blart, I only know because I've worked with a friend of hers who's also a model, they're from the same town oop North. Is that less cuntish? Cheese, they're not. They're good at making clothes look good. Unless we're talking Elle MacPherson, who is not only gorgeous, but very nice. You'd even take her round to have tea with your mum.
		bystander on Thu 17 July 2008 said... She used to work in the Chippy (Ramsbottom)
		BlartMonster on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Nick, I don't get the bit about changing your name - is Laura Hollins so bad? shakes head Mind you, I expect Kate Moss is better than Mabel Crumpton
		Jesus on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Shouldn't models have some dress sense? Looks like her outfits are picked by a democratic triumvirate of Mr Magoo, Stevie Wonder and the ghost of Helen Keller. Pork pie hat, platinum hair, purple velvet blouse, orange fishermans jacket, salmon pink skin tight jeans and Billy Connoly's old banana boots. Wow, dig that crazy, experimental fashion.
		TheCount on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Who?
		rachael on Fri 18 July 2008 said... she keeps trying to bring back all these fashion crimes in the 80s and 90s like she is some big influence on the fashion world. I cant see why she is a model she has a very funny shaped head, and short dyed white blonde hair doesnt suit her, she looks like a gay teenage boy.
		kwebb on Sat 19 July 2008 said... Elle Macpherson has touched my bottom. I gave her a look, outstetched my hand and said "Elle - resist.. It'd never work... it's not me, it's you.." etc.
		clickclickdrone on Tue 22 July 2008 said... Well call me shallow but I'd fuck her - not many 'models' even enter my radar but she gets the old trousers a rustlin'
		wottonuk on Wed 23 July 2008 said... Join my ranting page on myspace about this sort of cuntish behaviour: type in Nick Grimshaw and look for 'no love for Nick Grimshaw and his ilk!'