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{putrid perfume here} LONDON	Just because a perfume says LONDON after it doesnt mean it's fucking cool....RIMMEL LONDON...BURBERRY LONDON etc... and it doesnt make it sexy saying it in a smarmy simpering voice either. If they were honest they would say carcinogous chemicals diluted in alcohol LONDON. I think RIMMEL BOGNOR REGIS has a much better ring to it.

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		dandyboy on Fri 14 December 2007 said... A proper London perfume would smell of Stella, puke and exhaust fumes.
		Bunglist on Fri 14 December 2007 said... dire, i'm going to stop coming on this piece of shit, (i'm nearly spent)
		Beeker on Fri 14 December 2007 said... Rimmel is endorsed by Kate Moss, my stomach turns at the thought of what she whiffs of after a heavy night and a drug fuelled fumble with Pete Docherty, i feel sick!
		Dollydagger on Fri 14 December 2007 said... I think it's because the firm has its base in, er, London. So. Now what shall we talk about?
		Bunglist on Fri 14 December 2007 said... for fucks sake, i'm going to have to do some work just to keep myself occupied, thanks a fucking bunch.
		Dollydagger on Fri 14 December 2007 said... Fuck that, Bunglist. It's not come to that just yet, surely? Not far off, but not quite yet.
		krysis on Fri 14 December 2007 said... Is the monkey on Xmas hols? Because this really is a gash effort.
		snelldiablo on Fri 14 December 2007 said... Lets just all take a little bit of friday afternoon joy from the word 'gash'. magnificent. And better than this perfume cack.
		Bunglist on Fri 14 December 2007 said... well yes Dollydagger, it was a slight exageration, but b3ta have got a crap comp on, the facebook honeymoon is over and i'm having to get creative with my skiving. Roast potatoes, for fuck sake.
		Dollydagger on Fri 14 December 2007 said... In the same boat. New work firewall had all but totally fucked my thought-free online skiving. There is something lacking in HM's biting satire department at present. But I keep looking in just in case there's something posted that might lift my otherwise morbid outlook.
		Bunglist on Fri 14 December 2007 said... well, i think, if you're going to provide a website tailored for workshy, fickle, bitter individuals like ourselves, you're asking for trouble from the off, especially if things are below par for any amount of time. Then again, maybe we only have ourselves to blame for moaning about EVERYTHING. Maybe all the bad vibes have sent the monkey over the edge and someone's mum is doing it in the mean time.
		GrudgeJizz on Fri 14 December 2007 said... Regardless, all London people are loud-mouthed wanky cum-splattered chickenshit shitehawks.
		bastardo on Fri 14 December 2007 said... It's come to something when the comments are funnier than the posts for fuck's sake.
		chinky on Fri 14 December 2007 said... forget the fucking posts. just read the comments, there is some comedy gold in there from you jaded cunts from time to time
		Dollydagger on Fri 14 December 2007 said... I must say I get a bigger laugh and a much more bitter nod of "fucking right, stick it in the cunt's face" kind of satisfaction from you lot in the comments than I have for a while from the actual posts. Maybe HM should never have opened his Cunts to comment.

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