1. I KNOW WHO MIGHT KILL ME
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LINSDAY LOHAN RECEIVES 'BIBLICAL THREATS'

2. NOT A SHARP MOVE
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ANGELINA JOLIE BUYS SIX-YEAR-OLD SON HIS 'FIRST KNIFE'

3. BABY TWO MORE TIMES...
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JAMIE LYNN SPEARS RUMOURED TO PREGNANT AGAIN

4. ALL LYNNE THE PAST
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LYNNE SPEARS IS OPTIMISTIC ABOUT THE FUTURE

5. THE BOTOX IS ON THE OTHER FOOT
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SHARON STONE DENIES SMELLY FEET BOTOX ALLEGATION

6. FANTASTIC PHWOAR
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JESSICA ALBA IS GAGGING FOR YOUNG MEN. AND WOMEN.

7. HEART OF STONE
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DETAILS OF SHARON STONE'S CUSTODY HEARING REVEALED

8. CLAP YOUR HANDS, SAY YEAH
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KELLY OSBOURNE GOES WILD FOR THE STD TESTS AFTER PREGNANCY SCARE

9. BOTCHED WITH MOTHER
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BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL FORCED TO STAY WITH MUM

10. DULL AND DULLER
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GUY RITCHIE QUIT DRUGS BECAUSE HE FOUND THEM DULL

11. SCRUBBER SEEKS CLEANER
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COURTNEY LOVE IS LOOKING FOR A HOUSEKEEPER

12. THE STRIFE OF MILEY
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MILEY CYRUS TO TAKE ON DISNEY?

13. I WANNA BE... BUTTERY
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JOHN LYDON TO BE THE FACE OF BUTTER BRAND

14. WATCH WITH MOTHER
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RICHARD AND JUDY ARE... PROMOTED TO DIGITAL TV

15. EVA DONE IT IN 50 STATES?
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EVA MENDES SPREADS HER LEGS - AND THE LOVE - COUNTRYWIDE

16. LI-LO'S PALIN NO-NO
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LINDSAY LOHAN NOT A FAN OF 'HOMOPHOBIC' SARAH PALIN

17. KANYE TURN THE LIGHTS OFF?
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KANYE WEST ESCAPES CHARGES OVER PHOTOGRAPHER ATTACK

18. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

19. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

20. PRETTY YOUNG(ISH) THING
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PAMELA ANDERSON DISMISSES MICHAEL-JACKSON-DATING RUMOURS

21. CLOTHING IMPEACHMENT
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PEACHES GETS SAUCY IN UNDERWEAR CAMPAIGN

22. HERBIE: FULLY CLOTHED
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LINDSAY LOHAN TURNS DOWN NAKED PLAYBOY SHOOT

23. ACTING UP
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KIRSTEN DUNST DOES NOT TAKE CRITICISM WELL

24. HIT ME WITH THE ALCOPOPS ONE MORE TIME
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BRITNEY'S MUM RELEASES TELL-ALL BOOK

25. TAT'S THE WAY I ROLL
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CHRIS MARTIN PREFERS TATTOOS TO DRUGS

26. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

27. JESSICA'S GUFF GAFFE
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A LOAD OF VILE EXCRETED AIR... BUT ENOUGH ABOUT HER SONGS, JESSICA SIMPSON FARTS TOO

28. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

29. DON'T BE A H8ER BOI
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AVRIL LAVIGNE SPARKS PROTESTS IN MALAYSIA

30. FANGS FOR NOTHING
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'BUFFY' BLAMED FOR FALL IN CHURCH ATTENDANCE