1. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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Samsung Omnia (i900) Unboxing

2. PICTURE OF THE WEEK
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SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY

3. WHEN HOLY MOLY MET BRIAN BLESSED!
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FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED WHEN WE MET COMEDY LEGEND BRIAN BLESSED

4. WIN CLONE WARS GOODIES
(Holy News / Competition)

CLONE WARS AND STAR WARS GOODIES UP FOR GRABS

5. THE WACKNESS GOODIES UP FOR GRABS
(Holy News / Competition)

THREE BOOKS AND THREE SOUNDTRACKS OF THE WACKNESS UP FOR GRABS

6. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
(Holy News / pete)

OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

7. WIN A PAIR OF TICKETS FOR BACARDI B-LIVE
(Holy News / Competition)

TICKETS FOR BACARDI B-LIVE UP FOR GRABS

8. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

9. NEVER SAY NEVER ALLEN
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LILY ALLEN REFUSES TO RULE OUT DRUGS IN THE FUTURE

10. BIG PICK POCKET
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BIG BROTHER LOSER GETS PICK POCKETED

11. I KNOW WHAT YOU ATE LAST SUMMER
(Holy News / News)

JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT WISHES SHE HAD WALKED AROUND NAKED AGED 12

12. HE BANGS! OR MAYBE NOT...
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RICKY MARTIN IS A FATHER OF TWINS

13. VOIGHT-ING DIRTY
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JON VOIGHT REPLIES TO ROSEANNE BARR'S INSULTS

14. RUN FOR THE HILLS!
(Holy News / News)

DAVID BECKHAM'S LIFE TO BE MADE INTO MUSICAL

15. LILO DEFLATED BY SWIMMER'S MUM
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LINDSAY LOHAN WANTS DATE WITH MICHAEL PHELPS

16. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

17. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE SOUNDS
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BRYAN MCFADDEN DISLIKES THE COLOUR PINK

18. STOP ME IF YOU'VE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE…
(Holy News / News)

ANOTHER RONSON TAKES TO THE DECKS

19. YOU'RE BARN-ED
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BABYSHAMBLES BANNED FROM PLAYING FESTIVAL IN WILTSHIRE

20. OLYMPIC-SIZED EGO
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JENNIFER LOPEZ SLIGHTED BY SOME SWIMMER

21. OH MY GOB!
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LILY ALLEN PUNCHES PASSER BY IN FRONT OF OUR CAMERA

22. MOSS VS MOSSHART
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JAMIE HINCE'S KILLS BANDMATE ISOLATED BY KATE MOSS

23. YOU KNOW THINGS AREN'T GOING WELL WHEN...
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KELLY OSBOURNE CALLS PEACHES GELDOF 'SAD'

24. MUST TRI HARDER
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JENNIFER LOPEZ IN TRAINING FOR A TRIATHLON

25. OUR MONEY'S ON ROSEANNE
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ROSEANNE BARR BRANDS ANGELINA JOLIE 'EVIL'

26. A PEACH OF SALT
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PEACHES GELDOF MARRIED 'BECAUSE OF GRIEF'

27. NO UNDIE-WORLD
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KATE BECKINSALE TALKS ABOUT HER VAGINA. AGAIN

28. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

29. THAT'S WHY THE LADY IS A TRAMP
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KATE MOSS REVEALS FRANK SINATRA KISS

30. BAD NEWS FOR MUSE
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MUSE FALL FOUL OF HEALTH AND SAFETY LAWS